Dr. Mark Long
Clock the Tea with Dr. Long
Clock the Tea with Dr. Long spills it all, from Capitol Hill to cultural hotspots across the country. Join Dr. Long as he breaks down the sharpest political moments, the juiciest celebrity headlines, and the stories shaping our world. Smart, sassy, and unapologetically unfiltered, this podcast serves up cultural commentary with a perfectly timed side of shade. Whether you're here for the headlines or the humor, Dr. Long’s got your weekly dose of tea. Visit: www.drmarklong.comListen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music. Donate to the podcast:https://app.redcircle.c...
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Episodes
Episode 1 Season 3 - Now, Let's Get Into That Political Tea - Clock the Tea with Dr. Long 31.01.2026 37:23
Tea sippers, buckle those seatbelts because Dr. Long is kicking off Season 3 with a political brew hotter than a July sidewalk. Now, Let’s Get Into That Political Tea, we sprint through the chaos of Don Lemon’s dramatic arrest, side‑eye the whole “Maga Minaj” situation, and check in on Minnesota’s pressure‑cooker politics with Amy Klobuchar, Tim Walz, and the wild fallout from the Alex Pretti murd...
Clock the News - EP 6 S 2 24.01.2026 41:47
Clock the News - EP 6 S 2 Greenland: Why does the US think it should own it? MAGA Minaj; PDfiles protecting other PDfiles? ICE Murders an ICU Nurse in Minnesota named Alex Pretti; Gov Walz then activates the Minnesota National Guard. Members of Congress are calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked against DJT. TikTok is now an American company, but is America any safer? And on to another ICE s...
The Winds of Change and the Whiplash of Drama - Season 2, Episode 5 — S2E5 17.01.2026 44:29
Season 2, Episode 5 — S2E5 The Winds of Change and the Whiplash of Drama We’re stirring the pot and updating the plot — starting with a major podcast announcement that sets the tone for what’s brewing next. ICE is back in the headlines, and let’s just say history repeating itself is not the kind of throwback anyone asked for. The FBI raiding a reporter’s home raises serious questions about press f...
Season 2, Episode 4 — S2E4 From Hard Truths to Hard Teas 15.01.2026 44:00
We begin with a comprehensive look at the week’s major developments. In Minneapolis, the investigation into the death of Rene Good continues, alongside ongoing protests, official statements, and the broader community fallout. We also cover the escalating standoff in Washington, where a former president has refused to testify before Congress, prompting contempt proceedings. Additional national upda...
The Weight of the Moment Season 2, Episode 3 — S2E3 10.01.2026 47:41
We begin this episode on a more serious note. Renee Nicole Good was killed during an encounter with ICE agents in Minnesota, and we take time to discuss what happened, the community response, and the broader implications. Later, we examine the proposed legislation aimed at limiting President Trump’s war powers and what it could mean moving forward. From there, the tone shifts as we turn to pop cul...
Cardi, Caracas, and Chaos. Season 2, Episode 2 — S2E2 07.01.2026 46:53
The new year is already unhinged. Maduro was arrested, Venezuela’s power vacuum is giving full telenovela energy, and the rumor mill is spinning wild fantasies about annexing Cuba and even Greenland. Bravo is in full meltdown mode: RHOSLC is a snow‑globe of fights, breakups, and trailer‑level chaos, while RHOP and RHOA keep the drama pipeline overflowing. Canada’s Drag Race is serving northern exc...
The Ball Dropped, and So Did the Tea. Season 2, Episode 1 — S2E1 02.01.2026 1:00:18
We’re opening the new season of Clock the Tea with a kettle whistling so high that it's hard to find the note! Mamdani’s inauguration is here, a Heated Rivalry is bubbling up, and Drag Race returns January 2nd to recalibrate the gay universe. Bravo‑land is also buzzing with speculation of Nene's return and Heather Dubrow's departure from OC. Stay tuned in because we’re also breaking do...
Onika Maraj is MAGA Minaj? Bonus Episode 2 29.12.2025 13:17
In a year‑end bonus episode, this queer Black man gives it to you straight with no chaser. Maga‑Minaj hits the TPUSA stage and sends the internet to a rolling boil, while fresh PDF files drop and spark another round of headlines and speculation about the sitting president. It’s messy, it’s hot, and the tea is fully steeped. It’s the perfect chaotic sip to close out 2025. Visit www.drmarklong.com L...
Episode 10: Liars, scammers, and cheats. 20.12.2025 42:21
Episode 10: Liars, scammers, and cheats. In the Season One finale of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, we’re calling out the liars, scammers, and cheats running wild across politics and reality TV like they’re auditioning for a reboot of To Catch a Predator: Clout Chaser Edition. From politicians who rewrite their own history every Tuesday to reality stars who scam with the confidence of someone who’s...
Episode 9: Queer History, High Premiums & Higher Vibes 20.12.2025 45:39
Episode 9: Queer History, High Premiums & Higher Vibes Our insurance premiums are going up, Gay People have always been here, Damn the 50s, & my girl Mary Jane. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be...
Episode 8, The Affordabili‑Tea Crisis. 11.12.2025 54:07
This Episode "ate". We're covering the latest news updates—from prices being too damn high in this affordability crisis to ACA premiums set to spike right after the holidays. ICE is making headlines for more than just arresting immigrants with criminal backgrounds, and the U.S. Coast Guard has seized a Venezuelan oil tanker that’s stirring international tea. Then it’s on to our Viewer&...
Episode 7: Tinsel, Tea, and a Touch of Trauma 11.12.2025 1:00:06
In Episode 7 of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, we’re spilling on politics and news, clocking the latest Bravo drama, and reacting to Jen Shah’s release from federal detention—all while diving into my favorite holiday season. We’re also getting real about getting older, the mental health check‑ins that come with it, and why tending to your peace is just as important as tending to your tree. Visit www...
Tariffs, seasons' greetings, Housewives and drag queens. Episode 6 05.12.2025 53:54
Episode 6 of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long is serving politics hotter than leftover Turkey gravy stew. Piping hot, we've got tariffs, holiday shopping, Housewives, and of course, Drag Queens. Mark also gets vulnerable and continues the conversation around his wellness journey. Join us as we explore worldwide holiday traditions. Nothing goes spilled without a little bit of sass, a dash of shade,...
Bonus Episode: Thanksgiving politics 27.11.2025 11:23
Hey Tea Sippers! We have a messy Thanksgiving politics chat today. These are the topics you should not, or maybe you should, talk about at Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Lo-fi E-mixtapes, Marjorie Taylor Brown Gravy, and big fat turkeys are in the news. This feast is seasoned with sass, spice, and plenty of hot tea. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart...
Sip Happens: Episode 5 22.11.2025 48:51
This week on Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, the kettle is boiling over with political shade, Bravocon chaos, and a bold dive into sexuality. We’re serving up Native American Heritage and Thanksgiving, while uncovering sedition and “Wacky MTG” as Trump flips on her and the House votes to release the damning Epstein files. And for dessert, tea is spilling everywhere in the reality world—from Potomac s...
Tea on the Hill, Drama in the OC Episode 4 15.11.2025 53:39
☕ This week on Clock the Tea with Dr. Long… we’re steeping deep. From the chaos in Congress to the comfort of cuddly pets, Dr. Long brews up a bold blend of heart, heat, and Housewives. We spill on the latest government shutdown drama and funding bill fumbles, then take a nostalgic sip of 90s movie magic. Things get tender as we talk pets and the heartbreak of losing them 💔—but don’t worry, the...
Episode 3 26.10.2025 51:39
Clock the Tea with Dr. Long is your weekly pour of piping-hot commentary. From political brews to Real Housewives steeped in drama, Dr. Long stirs the pot with bold takes, celebrity spills, and current events that’ll have you sipping every word. Whether it’s shade, scandal, or a splash of truth, this podcast serves the tea strong, smart, and scandalously satisfying.
Episode 2 11.10.2025 24:19
Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music. Donate to the podcast: https://app.redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284/donations YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://po...
Pilot - Episode one 04.10.2025 1:27
Visit www.drmarklong.com Donate to the podcast: https://app.redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284/donations Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://po...
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