Cleveland Leisure Lodge

On this week's episode of the leisure lodge, Alainna and Talia went on a pre-recording thrifting adventure! Listen to them describe (in detail) what they bought for one another. Neighbors, church fundraisers, and coffee shop orders are also topics this week! Thanks for listening.

WE'RE BACK!! The Leisure Lodge is back with a new location, new equipment, and your favorite hosts (Alainna and Talia, duh). We discuss drinks and how to make them, reality tv drama and Andy Cohen, Top Gun and patriotism. It's a fun one! Omg 2023! Outro Music: Lyle Lyle Crocodile

We love food! This week we talk about cooking, celebrity chefs, and our favorite meals. We also talk about our distaste for obnoxious expressions of pretty much anything, a revelation about Catholic shame ensues. Thanks for listening! no outro music bc alainna is tired :)

We're back!! Sorry for the few week break. Talia and Alainna discuss very important topics this episode: Polish Russian relations, EmRata, and our podcast audio issues. We PROMISE this episode is listenable!!!!

This week on The Lodge, Alainna and Talia are discussing Halloween plans and costumes of years past. They talk about their individual gripes with "Spooky Season" as well as celebrity look-a-likes and cheating scandals! Outro Music: Spice Up Your Life by Spice Girls

Would you rather listen to Cleveland Leisure Lodge every time you have sex or for 2 hours every day? Alainna and Talia unearth a ~vintage~ book of Would You Rathers and see where the questions take them. Cockroaches, rattlesnakes, and aliens included. Warning this episode is gross! Outro Music: Afraid to Feel by LF System

This title isn't in the episode. We were just watching YouTube after and LOVED this title. Obrigada! On this week's episode of the Leisure Lodge, Alainna and Talia discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, board game ethics, and a recent engagement. Bret Easton Ellis and Lars Von Trier are also topics discussed! Thanks for listening! Outro "Music": 1 minute of Brown Noise - Relaxation, Sleep, Studying...

Thanks for being patient with us while we missed last week's episode due to some technical difficulties! This week Alainna and Talia talk about Pokemon vs Yu Gi Oh, shellfish culture in Northeast Ohio, and whether or not punk is dead. Did Talia invent the term incel, did Alainna invent the term femcel? Tune in to find out. Outro Music: Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs by Kelsey Grammer

This episode will make you hungry. And thirsty. Alainna and Talia discuss fermenting foods, today's hot cocktails, and their first experiences with alcohol. This is a fun episode, heavy on the Leisure in Leisure Lodge. Outro Music: Beautiful by A.G. Cook

We're back! Apologies for skipping last week! Alainna had Covid - don't worry you'll hear all about it. This episode is standard pop culture musings. Cigarettes. Talia and Alainna reverse the narrative and criticize the men of Hollywood's plastic surgery mishaps. We also analyze Fergie's discography. Outro Music: Music for a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles

TBH, we don't even want to bother with this. Vintage style, this episode is all over the place. Outro music: Grigio Girls by Lady Gaga

Whoa a guest! Talia and Alainna are joined by stranger from California, Ryan. We interrogate him about being in Cleveland as an outsider and the differences and similarities between NoCal and NEO. A surprising game of Fuck, Marry, Kill ensues with unlikely candidates. This man tries to tell us about periods and pop music... the AUDACITY! Thanks for joining us Ryan! Outro Music: I Used To Get It In...

Talia and Alainna finally get to debrief on the Met Gala, adding their 2 cents to the already overly-discussed narrative surrounding Kim Kardashian's outfit choice. Alainna crowns her top look of the night: the answer will shock you! Other hot-button topics up for debate this week: is it okay for men to post on Instagram, or is that reserved for girls? can men be pop stars? Jerry Springer or Dr. P...

On this week's episode Alainna plays quizmaster for her new creation: Secret Scientologist. Talia has to deduce which famous (and sometimes 'famous') celeb is a scientologist. If you played at home let us know how you did. Alainna has done her research this week and does her best to answer some of Talia's burning questions: Does Scientology have a presence in Ohio? Why are so many celebs involved...

This episode we are joined by fellow podcaster AJ! We discuss AJ's men's rights activism and personal extraterrestrial experiences while we hear the perspective of a veteran solo podcast host. We explore the value of platonic friendships with the opposite sex and take time to casually talk about euthanasia -- typical banter! What's AJ's credit score? How much is his rent? Listen to find out ;) Lis...

With March coming a close, Talia and Alainna get together to join in on the March Madness fun with a bracket of their own: Celebrity Scandals. We kept the scandals mostly lighthearted, with the exception of some juicier ones. Listen to find out how we rank some of our fav scandals, including awards show antics and cheating celebs. Do you agree with our standings? Let us know! Outro Music: comfort...

We're back! Sorry about missing last week, Alainna was recovering from a trip to Denver and couldn't record! We hope this episode makes up for the Alainna-and-Talia-shaped-hole in your life from last week. This week we talk Talia's grand return to Tik Tok and our shockingly accurate algorithms, childhood pranks and adult hygiene, and backhanded compliments we've received. Thank you for listening!...

Put your thinking caps on listeners: Talia and Alainna are smart this week! You read that right, we're getting a little intellectual. Alainna explains the intricacies of highly controversial show Lost and Talia dives into her cinematic taste. Spoiler Alert! A debate ensues about character arcs and plotlines (and the timelines of both) while the ladies review season 2 of Euphoria season 3. Things g...

This week we're joined by everyone's favorite shapeshifter and soon-to-be New Yorker, Tatum! Once again, Joe Rogan is in the news and on our minds and we get served some piping hot tea on Cleveland celeb MGK. The girls share their experiences in the Big Apple as Tatum prepares for life as a hot girl in NYC. Run of the mill foot-talk segues into a lesson on the potential first-aid uses of cocaine a...

Talia and Alainna are joined by our first guest, Ciarra! Ciarra is a long time friend, local cool girl, Instagram baddie, and all around hilarious and lovely person. Together, we dive into Rihanna's pregnancy announcement, play an illuminating game of FMK, and discuss adult crushes and love at first sight. Thanks for listening and enjoy! Follow Ciarra on IG: @lilgay1947 Follow us on IG: @cleleisur...

As promised here is this week's bonus episode! This episode is a little different, Talia and Alainna attempt to narrate and solve two pre-written mysteries. Afterwards, Talia and Alainna make some film recommendations. Enjoy and let us know what you think! Outro Music: A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins IG: @cleleisurelodge Contact us via email at cleleisurelodge@gmail.com

We're back after a brief hiatus. Talia and Alainna dive into the social consequences of AI and the struggles of understanding public transit. The ladies share the shocking results of a personality quiz and Alainna encourages Talia to consider writing a one-woman show. Talia goes on a nonsensical tirade about Gen Z and low-rise jeans while Alainna surprises Talia, herself, and the audience by recit...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TALIA! If you haven't already, send her money on Square Cash! Today's topics of discussion include a brewing celebrity couple-off between A-listers, the many ways you can gamble, Talia's favorite famous Capricorns, and why Alainna just can't quit Kanye West. This is the episode for all our pop culture lovers. Outro music: Girls by the Beastie Boys IG: @cleleisurelodge Contact us via...

Happy New Year! Talia and Alainna are back at it in 2022 and staying true to form. We discuss the future of Talia's hair, Alainna's respect for James Cameron, and the cruel judgment of dental hygienists. Alainna give us lesson on Astronomy and U.S. History and the intersection of the two while Talia considers a career as a Pick Up Artist Coach. Apologies for some audio issue on the second half and...

Talia is in quarantine - so we recorded over the phone! This week we go over our milk preferences, reach out to the IBS community, and Alainna quizzes Talia on the ingredients of a Big Buford. If you know of any class action law suits, are interested in having a child, or have any other general feedback, reach out to us at cleleisurelodge@gmail.com. Outro music: Brace Yourself by SZA