Classroom Crush

Hello from the Magic Tavern? More like Hello from this Broken Heart!! This week Rebecca is talking about her secret crush on former best friend DYLAN, with the amazing and great Adal Rifai!! Adal plays Chunt on Hello from the Magic Tavern, so that’s the joke. He’s discussing BROOKE, a friend he actually dated, which is mind-blowing to Rebecca. There’s a truly traumatic late night radio show incide...

SUPRISE!! In this spooky Halloween mini episode, Rebecca is doing something truly terrifying. She’s reading some of her own SCARY BAD POETRY!! On this special day, hangout with Rebecca as she performs dramatic readings of some real horny/emo teen poems, listens to My Chemical Romance, and yells at herself. It will have you laughing, cringing, and asking “Why is she doing this?”

This week Rebecca feels like a new woman and is amped up to talk about RANDY, her 15 year old crush who she went on actual dates with!! She’s joined by the totally wonderful Kennon McKinney who tells the story of JARED, the gorgeous god-like volleyball man. Can you be gay and be a Christian? What’s the true story of Rebecca’s first kiss? Was it Kennon’s fault that Serena Williams lost a tennis gam...

Yep, that’s right! This one’s a real punch in gut-heart. That’s the gut of your heart! Rebecca is joined by the best boy, Dan Abromowitz (Clickhole), who discusses his female equal, EMILY, while miraculously providing emotional support for Rebecca as she talks about CARLOS, a Very Important Crush. What a champ. There’s Facebook convo performances, a “very interesting weekend”, life-scarring moment...

Rebecca is kind of bummed about her current crush, but she’s all lubed up and ready to tell the story of ENZO, and one of her most embarrassing high school moments. The hilarious Fran Hoepfner is our guest, and she’s talking about her high school crush MARK, who, no big deal, is 6’5. There’s teen drinking, a school trip to London, bad facebook messages, being horny as hell, changing yourself for a...

It’s the second episode and boy do we have a scorcher of a guest. It’s the one and only John Sabine! He’s talking about his third grade love, MARY (there’s something about her!), and Rebecca is singing (literally) about RODIN…the emo singer-songwriter. There’s a lot to unpack. Plus: what’s up with sending nudes, Third Eye Blind is really good, and an Oscar Isaac sex scene. SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS...

Oh, baby. It’s the premiere of Classroom Crush! In this episode Rebecca talks to the amazing and hilarious Ashley Chupp (Hashtag Iconic), about her high school crush, JACOB! Rebecca also talks about her sixth grade crush, the hot Argentinian, MARCIO. This ep has got it all: homeschooling, Evangelical parents, hella polos, hella rejection, shame, the all important introduction of MICA, and so much...