Classroom Crush

Here’s the thing: they talked about that. This week Rebecca is joined by Sam Fragoso (Talk Easy, so many things) for a very important/special/VULNERABLE ep that honestly feels like, was this a good idea? Hopefully! It’s juicy as hell. Rebecca is talking about one of her most integral and lasting crushes from high school, which she has decided to name AARON. Sam is telling her about his freshman ye...

This week Rebecca is lowkey nervous to talk to her guest Alan Hanson because she just thinks he’s very cool. How embarrassing! But it works out. In this episode, Alan tells Rebecca about a whole handful of crushes from throughout the years, and even losing his virginity, HELL yeah. Rebecca is talking about a high school best friend crush, LUIS, who she only recently realized was a crush! There’s t...

Throw on your red dickies because boy oh boy, it’s a punk one! This week Rebecca has the wonderful and hilarious Budd Anthony Diaz on the show, and he’s telling her all about the mysterious and edgy DANIELLE, his junior high crush. Staying on theme, Rebecca is telling the story of pop punk dream boy JARED, who is like, so cute?? There’s a scene straight out of some coming of age indie flick, a dis...

Holy shit. It’s Hollywood Handbook’s HAYES DAVENPORT!! On REBECCA’S show!! This is a big deal for Rebecca because it’s her favorite podcast but she’s trying to remain chill. Did she pull it off? Find out! Hayes is taking us all the way back to kindergarten to discuss his blazer-wearing first love, ANNE, plus, stories about his college crush who became his friggen wife. What a dream. Rebecca is tal...

Yeah, that’s right. It’s Griffin friggen Newman. He’s one of #TheTwoFriends, he’s a Blank Check co-host, he’s starring in The Tick, and boy was he a loser in love. Just like Rebecca! This week, Rebecca has burdened Griffin with one of her most important crushes to date, BRENNAN. He really fucked her up and this episode is basically why she started this podcast. Griffin is talking about EMILY (seco...

Could it be? The titular David Sims of Blank Check with Griffin and DAVID? Yes bitch it is!! This week, David is being a real sport and handling Rebecca’s rage fueled trip down memory lane as she talks about high school musician/internet crush, JOSHUA, and former best friend JO. She’s literally so mad and is ready for chaos. David, on the other hand, is talking about his childhood crush on HANNAH,...

Oh my gosh. THE hilarious and glam and incredible Catherine Cohen on THIS podcast?? Truly a dream. This week Rebecca is living that New York lifestyle on the pod thanks to the generous folks of Forever Dog Studios. In this weird, extremely horny, extremely gross, extremely GOOD ep, Rebecca is talking about 4th grade crush DAVID. She’s reading some emails that are truly some of the most wild shit e...

This week Rebecca might miss flirting? She’s all over the place but thankfully her wonderful guest, David Anthony (AV Club, Noisey, lots more), is there to provide some support. David is talking about his high school coworker crush, REBECCA, which is a hilarious coincidence. Or is it? (It is). This crush story is full of truly cinematic melodrama, and podcast host Rebecca is living for it. She’s t...

Hello from the Magic Tavern? More like Hello from this Broken Heart!! This week Rebecca is talking about her secret crush on former best friend DYLAN, with the amazing and great Adal Rifai!! Adal plays Chunt on Hello from the Magic Tavern, so that’s the joke. He’s discussing BROOKE, a friend he actually dated, which is mind-blowing to Rebecca. There’s a truly traumatic late night radio show incide...

SUPRISE!! In this spooky Halloween mini episode, Rebecca is doing something truly terrifying. She’s reading some of her own SCARY BAD POETRY!! On this special day, hangout with Rebecca as she performs dramatic readings of some real horny/emo teen poems, listens to My Chemical Romance, and yells at herself. It will have you laughing, cringing, and asking “Why is she doing this?”

This week Rebecca feels like a new woman and is amped up to talk about RANDY, her 15 year old crush who she went on actual dates with!! She’s joined by the totally wonderful Kennon McKinney who tells the story of JARED, the gorgeous god-like volleyball man. Can you be gay and be a Christian? What’s the true story of Rebecca’s first kiss? Was it Kennon’s fault that Serena Williams lost a tennis gam...

Yep, that’s right! This one’s a real punch in gut-heart. That’s the gut of your heart! Rebecca is joined by the best boy, Dan Abromowitz (Clickhole), who discusses his female equal, EMILY, while miraculously providing emotional support for Rebecca as she talks about CARLOS, a Very Important Crush. What a champ. There’s Facebook convo performances, a “very interesting weekend”, life-scarring moment...

Rebecca is kind of bummed about her current crush, but she’s all lubed up and ready to tell the story of ENZO, and one of her most embarrassing high school moments. The hilarious Fran Hoepfner is our guest, and she’s talking about her high school crush MARK, who, no big deal, is 6’5. There’s teen drinking, a school trip to London, bad facebook messages, being horny as hell, changing yourself for a...

It’s the second episode and boy do we have a scorcher of a guest. It’s the one and only John Sabine! He’s talking about his third grade love, MARY (there’s something about her!), and Rebecca is singing (literally) about RODIN…the emo singer-songwriter. There’s a lot to unpack. Plus: what’s up with sending nudes, Third Eye Blind is really good, and an Oscar Isaac sex scene. SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS...

Oh, baby. It’s the premiere of Classroom Crush! In this episode Rebecca talks to the amazing and hilarious Ashley Chupp (Hashtag Iconic), about her high school crush, JACOB! Rebecca also talks about her sixth grade crush, the hot Argentinian, MARCIO. This ep has got it all: homeschooling, Evangelical parents, hella polos, hella rejection, shame, the all important introduction of MICA, and so much...