Classic Metal Show

Have you noticed that the bigger the TV deals get, the worse the actual wrestling becomes? Why did WWE just produce a 3-hour flagship show with only four matches, and why does AEW think you’ve forgotten everything that happened in the last year? Are we witnessing the final “cash grab” before the industry collapses under its own weight? Chris Akin peels back the corporate curtain to reveal the unco...

"Come on, Belinda... let's see if those lips are really sealed. Sealed around my dick. Damn right. Either pair." What the hell is wrong with these rock stars? Sebastian Bach is doing interviews claiming he has zero curiosity about the guys who replaced him in Skid Row. Neely and Chris aren’t buying it for a second—everyone has that morbid curiosity. Then we’ve got Taime Downe. His girlfriend jumpe...

GET DOKKEN - THE ELEKTRA YEARS BOX SET ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/4qHjDwm What happened when Chris Akin found a “lost” tape from 2002 that he forgot even existed? Why is the most uncensored man in metal terrified and embarrassed to let the fans hear his “vicious” alternate reality version of a Dokken classic? Is this the most pathetic vocal performance in the history of the show, or has Chris...

Why are you still wasting 15 hours of your life on binge-watching shows that go nowhere? Chris Akin went into Song Sung Blue expecting a generic musical biopic, but what he found was a “roller coaster” of raw human emotion that left him questioning why Hollywood has lost the art of the character arc. Is it possible for a story about a tribute band to be more authentic than the “trash” the big stud...

[Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI ] David Lee Roth is back with a new song called “Alligator Pants,” and Neely is losing his mind over how much of a “nimrod” Dave has become. It’s a weird, noisy mess that sounds like a depression-era dirt farmer’s fever dream. But the real anger this week is aimed at the Ozzman. Ozzy admits he can’t walk and will only do “bits...

Is your local movie theater about to become a ghost town? Chris Akin breaks down a massive industry shift that could leave 50% of theaters out of business in the next two years. With streaming giants reportedly ready to gut the exclusive theatrical window, we have to ask: why would anyone spend $100 for a night out when the same movie hits your couch in 17 days? The “traditional” way of watching m...

“Bunch of electricity going up her ass. That’s probably what happened. It could have burned. It probably burned her from the inside. It probably baked that thing. Cooked her colon.” [Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off] What happens when you mix a high-powered magnet with a “rectal passenger”? Total medical carnage. We’re unpacking the F...

"She got an MRI and it fucking lit her up. Yeah, well, of course. Metallic butt plug inside herself." [Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off] We’re back and we’re going filthy, kids. This week, we unpack the story of a 22-year-old who got “metal up her ass” the hard way. If you think that’s bad, wait until you see the guy calling his Pomer...

Dive into the stories behind two songs from The Hara’s new album, The Fallout ! The band reveals that the fan-favorite “Psycho Killer” was inspired by a simple, eerie synth and riff. They explain that the “dark and twisted” lyrics are a personification of the “darkness and the shit that goes on in our brains” —a very deep take on mental health. They then discuss their successful single “Violence,”...

“I shot my wife and her mom and her stepdad. Cold-blooded murder this afternoon. Each twice in the head. Even the detective doesn't know what to do with that! He just up and gave it up right there!” [Sponsor: Sammy Hagar & The Best Of All Worlds Band - The Residency - https://amzn.to/48gl3qj ] THE YEAR-END CHAOS: The final show of 2025 is an absolute train wreck of gruesome true crime and rock his...

Is Nikki Sixx a creative genius or just the world’s most expensive fishing guide? He’s promising a “next-level” revolution for the 2026 tour, but the mainstream media is too afraid to ask the real question: How can you deliver “Shock and Awe” when your frontman is recovering from strokes and your bassist is more worried about his Jackson, Wyoming fishing schedule than the fans? The industry wants...

“Shut up, you stupid bitch! You sang shitty songs that nobody wanted to hear. You could invite everybody and you would still draw the same thousand people at most!” [Sponsor: CMS Winter Skull Cap - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-winter-skull-cap ] The boys are in rare form today. We’re tearing apart the “inclusive” posturing of Paramore , watching a drunk marketing manager...

“These lyrics sound like they were written by an AI programmed by a middle-schooler with a head injury!” [Sponsor: Black Sabbath - SABOTAGE COLLECTOR’S EDITION BOX SET - https://amzn.to/45gHgDc ] Buckle up, because the boys are shredding Dave Mustaine a new one. We wanted to like the new Megadeth, but “Let There Be Shred” is making it impossible. Between that, Dave Evans’ delusional tour, and the...

[Sponsor: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZ ] What the hell is up, CMS maniacs?! 🤘 I sat down with the one and only Matt Bissonette . If you’ve listened to a radio in 40 years, you’ve heard this man’s bass lines. We’re talking about the high-wire act of playing for “difficult” geniuses like David Lee Roth and Elton John, and why the internet is a cesspool of losers wh...

“I’m speculating... I’m talking completely out my ass on this. I’m just trying to figure it out... It doesn’t make a lot of sense!” [Sponsor: Ghost - PAPA EMERITUS IV Funko Pop - https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr ] Chris is fired up today, man! Imagine trying to get your sports talk fix and your TV basically tells you to screw off. Audacy has officially pulled their app from Roku, and they didn’t say a damn...

[Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - DR. FEELGOOD 35TH ANNIVERSARY LP BOX SET - https://amzn.to/3Je81AA ] Holy hell, the boys are BACK and Neeley is throwing absolute nuclear heat after seeing John Bush in Chicago. Chris is dealing with a week that would make a saint start throwing hands, but the music talk is what’s gonna set the comments on fire. Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news...

“He was not good enough to play, but he... became the drug dealer for the football team. And he did.” [Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off] Listen, I just watched “Cocaine Quarterback” on Amazon Prime and my brain is melted. This dude Owen Hanson was a “regular nobody” who walked onto Pete Carroll’s USC team just to get girls and party,...

“I shot my wife and her mom and her stepdad. Cold-blooded murder this afternoon. Each twice in the head.” We are closing out the year with a total mental health check on the industry. We’ve got Dave Mustaine writing lyrics that sound like a head injury , Hayley Williams trying to police her audience while Chris kicks her out of Cleveland , and the most insane 90-second murder confession you will e...

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🚨 WARNING: PURE CHAOS AND RAGE-BAIT AHEAD! 🚨 Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models. The chaos is prou...

Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models. The chaos is proudly powered by Blackout Coffee - https://www.bl...

Chris and Neeley are reminiscing about the early days of The Classic Metal Show, and Chris drops a story that will make you spit out your beer. You wouldn’t believe the lengths we went to for content back then... including calling a rock star after he was dead and getting his voicemail. What the hell were we thinking?! Bro, the sheer disrespect... but we can’t stop laughing 🤘😂. This show is powe...

🚨 NEELEY RAGES: IT’S HIS FAULT SHE GOT FIRED! 🚨 A drunken female police officer groped two colleagues, and Neeley is losing his mind not because she got fired, but because the male officer reported her! Bro, she wanted to get FUCKED. Take advantage, don’t report her, you dummy! The chaos is proudly powered by Rush - 50 BOX SET - https://amzn.to/44XV0DS . Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclu...

[Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr ] Look, we all know Roku was the “first in” and they dominated for a reason—the shit actually works. But Chris Akin is FED UP with the 2025 “updates.” While Apple is out here giving you a clean, 10x better interface, Roku is busy figuring out how to shove more ads down your throat. They finally rolled out a feature...

“And I was like, oh my god, I really love getting back with these people.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it... bro, they didn’t even talk for a DECADE after the band folded! That is NOT how you expect a reunion story to start. BUY GLUECIPHER’S SAME DRUG NEW HIGH HERE: https://store.spv.de/products/gluecifer-same-drug-new-high-exclusive-lp-splatter-red-black-white Chris Akin sits down with Gluci...