Claptrap Podcasts

Start your New Year right...ie late and with a flashback to December 31 courtesy of those incredible Claptrap ladies.

Kathy and Shiv take on the mighty cup of tea in their own special way. Expect no tea to be drunk and some diversions en route including speaking ill of the dead because legal cleared it. Contains swears. Sorry Mum.

As if they've never been away, the Claptrap ladies return to chew the fat about Christmas shopping. As usual, they take a few detours along the way and add little to the debate of note.

Finally, your patience is rewarded with episode 24. Kathy and the other one take us through a tour of breakfast via some poor pronunciation and a detour through Brush Strokes.

Oh look it's Kathy and Shiv and this time you may need an umbrella. Or a jacket. Hang on, sun cream. The thrusting duo tackle the weather and Shiv does her best impression of a grumpy old woman. No change there. Contains fruity language and too many references to Mark King's bass.

Claptrap episode 22 makes its way into the world with Kathy and Shiv trying to stay on topic but as usual, being easily blown off course. The topic is shoes apparently. This episode is in memory of Alan the hamster.

Good things come to those who wait. Good things and Claptrap episode 21. It's a comeback so Kathy and Shiv are waffling on about about comebacks apparently. Contains a lot of role plays and liberal references to Les Dennis.

Kathy and Shiv go all about the cleaning via the usual dusty detours and wrong turns. Smell the clean and listen the pleasure!

Trousers and pants! They are not the same. And the thrusting Claptrap duo take half an hour to explain as per usual. Boil up a brew, pull up a pew, listen to our view(s).

Kathy and Shiv take on a case of the grumps, via a slew of corrections from episode 17 and the usual detours and meanderings that make Claptrap, well, Claptrap.

The daring duo of Kathy and Shiv take on another loosely engaging topic, this time it is supposedly cinema. Contains a few swears and a haunted shoe.

Roll the dice with the Claptrappers as they tackle gambling in their usual rambling fashion. Will they manage not to talk about Su Pollard? I wouldn't bet on it...

Kathy and Shiv tackle DIY claptrap style with gusto. Episode contains bonus noise of hungry hamsters and an aggressive spin cycle.

After episode 13 never made it to the air, here come the Claptrappers trying to illuminate the topic of Art. Kathy is a little distracted by Shiv's BALL...

New Year, Same old nonsense. Claptrap returns with plenty of topical advice on how to survive January, including how to impress on a first day at work.

The Claptrappers get into the festive spirit with a seasonal slice of nonsense. Warning - contains Shakin Stevens.

The thrusting duo, and Alan the hamster, tackle the issue of relaxing in this busy world of ours. Don't expect any answers.

Those lazy Claptrappers finally return with some pointless waffle. What topic will they choose? Only the listeners will ever know.

Kathy and Shiv at it again, this time chatting nonsense about about careers.

Kathy and Shiv unearth their hidden talents, via the usual nonsense meanderings. Set your expectations to low and your volume to high, pour a brew and settle in with the claptrappers.

The claptrappers Shiv and Kathy meander around the theme of holidays, settle the crisp debate from last week and have big plans for their online polls. Contains a few swears and a lot of drivel.

Kathy and Shiv take on the topic of crisps in the claptrap rambling way a few people have come to mildly enjoy.

Kathy and Shiv are at it again...

Kathy and Shiv, Shiv and Kathy at it again talking claptrap. This time, vaguely about glasses...

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