Citizen Whiskey

Citizen Whiskey Podcast

Society EN ↓ 80 episodes

Two old, uncultured, dummies talk about life's most troublesome problems...so mostly football and bad parking lot behaviors.

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Citizen Whiskey

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Society

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Jun 18, 2026

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Episodes

F#ckin Idiots 10.03.2021

It's been over a month and we're back to give you that sweet, sweet, whatever it is we do.  This week we are drinking Tin Cup American Whiskey, Old Forester 1870, and Naked Grouse Scotch.   We play catch up after a month apart...by that I mean, it's all just random nonsense.  

NFL Playoffs - Happy Rambling From the Cavern 27.01.2021

Drew and Steve move down into the high ceiling, living room to record during the AFC Title game.  The conversation ebbs and flows, with the occasional observation of actual football, and ends up being a long ramble of not much at all.  They can't all be great.

NFL Playoffs - What Does It Mean Steve? 21.01.2021

Drew starts the show off with an important question.  After some explanation, they get into the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs and then birthdays and some news.   Drinks this week are Wolf Moon bourbon, Four Roses original bourbon, and Mocambo 20yr Rum.  Happy Inauguration Day!  Drink responsibly.  

NFL Playoffs Wild Card Weekend - Just Retire Already 11.01.2021

Drew and Steve attempt at some sort of self guidance, and probably fail.  While they fail, they talk the NFL Wild Card Playoff games of the weekend before getting into ... the other news. Drinks this episode:  Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve, Dewar's 12yr "The Ancestor", and Widow Jane bourbon.   Grab a drink and enjoy, responsibly of course.

This Tastes Like Violet 04.01.2021

In this, the first episode of the New Year, Drew and Steve discuss Donald Trump's most recent criminal attack on democracy, and of course NFL football.  The final week of the regular season has ended and the playoffs are nigh!  Join us with a drink and let us make you a little dumber. Drinks this week:  Nikka Whisky From the Barrel ($65), John Walker & Sons Celebratory Blend ($8...

We Missed Out On Some Zabka 22.12.2020

Not that going long is uncommon, but Drew and Steve settle in for a long one and discuss broken throats, Cobra Kai, and hot dogs.  All while watching football!  It's almost like there is no amount of professionalism in any part of their bodies.  Drinks this week are: Legent Bourbon, Nikka Coffey Grain Whiksy, and Hennessy! Grab a drink (or three) and join us. 

Have Lawnmower, Will Travel 04.12.2020

Drew and Steve are back in the first episode since the election!  In this catching up episode, we are drinking Glenmorangie: The Quinta Ruban, Basil Hayden 10yr Old Bourbon, and Angel's Envy Rye.  It's a long one, but if you stay tuned for the NFL talk...you'll have listened to more than an hour of a couple of dumb-dumbs drinking and talking shit.  And that's worth it, right?

Celebrate Science, Drink Deer Whiskey 03.11.2020

We're drinking Glenfiddich 15 Year Old Solera, Bib & Tucker Small Batch Bourbon, and going back to the well with a favorite with Pendleton 1910 Rye.  We celebrate some birthdays (11/2/2020) and get into some booze news, before talking week 8 in the NFL and making our picks for week 9.  We close with a new Greatest Living American for the week, one which we hope will inspire others to...

A Dictator, An American, and the Holidome 29.10.2020

President Trump wants desperately to be a dictator on the level of Kim Il Sung, but he's more like Cobra Commander if he ate paint chips as a child while also being dropped on his head a bunch.  We have a non-American winning our Greatest Living American Award, and we talk NFL football Week 7 and 8 because of course we do.

Where There Is No Smoke...There's Whiskey 09.09.2020

It's been a little while, but we're back and we are drinking some booze and talking underage gambling and football!  It's week one of the NFL season everyone and our attentions will be diverted in that direction until February.  We will try to talk news and politics and whatnot, but let's be honest...our willpower is not strong. This episode is fueled by Blood Oath Bourbon Pact 6, Kaiyo...

Don't Call it a Peak 13.08.2020

We're back with another episode of this! This time we're drinking Reyka vodka, Wathen's Single Barrel bourbon, and revisiting Jameson's Caskmates:  IPA Edition.  Topics range from Biden's VP choice of Kamala Harris to looking at poop from space!   Cheers!

That's A Big Ass Clam 04.08.2020

Drew and Steve sample four different whiskeys in this and some mumble-mouth ensues.  A rating system is initiated, scotch is pulled up from the ocean depths, and Drew summons food with his pizza buttons. Thank you Glenmorangie, Blanton's, Old Forester, and Monkey Shoulder for fueling our meandering.

Do You Know How to Fly a Plane? 21.07.2020

Welcome to Citizen Whiskey Podcast, in which two pasty, white men drink booze and talk shit.  This episode finds us drinking Pendleton 1910 Rye, The Glenlivet Caribbean Reserve, and Kaiyo 7 Year Old Whisky.  We discuss social distancing measures in old-timey England, how we should begin ranking the booze we drink, and the cost to benefit ratio of stealing planes to get your weed across s...

A Full Tank of Scotch Whiskey 03.07.2020

During this 4th of July Weekend, why not listen to two guys get drunk and talk some nonsense?  This week Drew takes a blind scotch taste test including Glenrothes 12yr, Glenlivet Caribbean Reserve, Glenfiddich Bourbon Barrel Reserve, and Jane Walker Blended Malt Scotch Whisky.   I remember we talked about a topless lady at Denny's.

Don't Put Your Junk In Jewelry 25.06.2020

Drew and Steve are back.  We're drinking, and the short hiatus is evident.  Drew went on an expedition to the casino and reports back on the scene there.  We discuss jewelry stuck in, and made out of, your naughty bits.  We talk about NASCAR and the damage Trump's tariffs have done to our American whiskey industry.  Along the way we're drink Proper #12 Irish Whiskey, Eagle...

The World Is On Fire, Bring Your Sex Broom 02.06.2020

Drew is out of self-quarantine and ready to drink!  We are drinking Crown Royal XO and Jefferson's Reserve and sharing our unrefined opinions on them.  During this episode we discuss topics ranging from hot dogs and the XFL, to the protests and riots happening amid the COVID-19 pandemic.  Stay safe.  Stay healthy.  And if you need a break for just some dumb conversation, w...

Conversion Van Therapy 05.05.2020

This episode we are drinking Old Forester 1910 and revisiting our brethren to the north in the form of Caribou Crossing Single Barrel.  Drew discusses a sit-down confession from his oldest daughter, then we talk toilets, prohibition, alligator, and lips!  In another long-winded bag of nonsense, we bring you ... content.  

Look...We Talk About Football 28.04.2020

In this episode we are revisiting Glenfiddich 14yr Old Bourbon Barrel Aged Scotch and sipping on Jane Walker Limited Edition for the first time.  And look...we talk about football the whole time.  It's our 2020 NFL Draft recap episode and it takes up 90% of the podcast.  If you like football, listen to our dumb opinions.  If you don't like football, download it anyway to give u...

It's Harder Than It Is 14.04.2020

In this episode we stupidly mock social distancing norms by recording in person and breathing on one another.  If we get sick, it's purely due to our being utter morons.  This episode we drink Pendleton 1910 Rye, Johnnie Walker: A Song of Ice, and Malfy Originale Gin. Cheers!  Stay safe out there.

Aardvark Hitler 06.04.2020

In this two hour behemoth, Drew and Steve thumb their nose at social distancing and keep just a table width in between them and drink various boozes.  This episode brings to you terror threats, coughing in other's general direction, a short quiz, and Corona, Corona, Corona! This episode's drinks are:  Four Roses Small Batch Bourbon, Glenrothes Speyside Scotch Whiskey 12 Year, Johnnie Wal...

Sometimes, Things are Different 30.03.2020

In this hastily put together tele-episode, Drew and Steve sample Noble Oak Double Oak Bourbon.  As we drink together-apart we discuss the ongoing global pandemic, couching on cops, our seeming willingness to kill old people for the bottom line, and COVID-19 sexual engagement rules.   If it sounds bad...whatever...it's free.

"Better than some." 17.03.2020

Drew and Steve are back at the BS and drinking 1792 Small Batch bourbon and Basil Hayden Dark Rye.  Drew brings an update on the saga of our friend Brandon, we touch base of the coronavirus panic and we talk some internet findings. Drew brings the sorrow and sadness this time around, the deep, dark sadness.

The Booze is Back (in my belly) 10.03.2020

Steve has survived the Whole 30 and falls off the wagon.  He catches up on Hancock's President's Reserve and Buffalo Trace, then Drew and Steve embark on a whiskey journey to Canada with Caribou Crossing and off to Japan with Hibiki Harmony.  Stories of fornication on boats, Pringles can drunkards, and the cost of a Trump single malt are here to help you along.  And to the end the s...

Hand Sanitizer, It's Not Just For Hands Anymore 25.02.2020

As Drew continues his solo drinking on this episode, we discuss the Fury/Wilder fight, the MLB cheating scandal, jars with body parts, Wakanda, disciplining students, and the end-all-be-all list of what makes a goodly wife or husband.  This episode's whiskey is Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

Drinkin' with Drew (and Steve is sad) 11.02.2020

Drew drinks.  Steve just sits sad and drinks his sparkling water.  The booze for this weeks is #hancocks President's Reserve Single Barrel.  Drew drinks.  Steve watches.  The discussion ranges from Kobe's untimely death to the XFL, and bags of drugs.   They aren't all gems. Enjoy.  Or not.  But listen long enough to make it count for the ticker.

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