Cinephobe

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes always wanted to be wise guys, whoda ever thought they'd become podcasters, eh? They know the neighborhood better than anybody else, and that's why they gotta record this episode their way. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are rewinding the pod back to the beginning every fifteen minutes to see if they can figure out who shot the president from a different perspective. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.pat...

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are holding their very own Cinephobe combine, plumbing the depths of 250 plus movies to find the best kinetic movers, most powerful physiques, fastest runners and most explosive leapers. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are each other's valentines in this romantic episode for all your lovers out there. Garry Marshall called everyone he knew in Hollywood and got them all to appear in 1/10th of a movie, resulting in a sum of parts far lesser than the individuals. Whether you proposed on Valentine's Day, have haggled with a florist to get a dozen roses for $13, or thrown a party to celebrate how...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are picking up their new podcasting partner from the airport, he's being detained by customs for bringing in too many Rattlesnake energy drink cans. John Travolta returns to Cinephobe after a 100+ episode absence with a shaved head, jet black goatee and enough cocaine to fill the Seine. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out h...

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with the years that have yielded the greatest bounty of Cinephobe movies, including a year that is so decorated it might be inducted into the Hall of Fame and retired forever. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and mor...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes were Marked For Death, but now they're even more Harder To Kill after coming out of a seven year coma, banging Kelly LeBrock and running up a hill with their arms flailing about. You can take that to the bank. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingto...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to London for a high profile funeral, making them sitting ducks for someone trying to wipe out all of Cinephobe in one fell swoop. Those better be comfortable shoes. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Co...

Watch this episode on YouTube Fresh off of Gryla's shapeshifting shenanigans in Red One, Zach Amin and Mayes come up with the people or things in Cinephobe they would most like to turn into. Plus, a long awaited update to the sound board. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of Level 4 Naughty Listers who have drawn the ire of Santa's Enforcement Logistics and Fortification squad. Will they be able to make a complete reversal in character and morality in time to save Christmas? CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Re...

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube And shepherds we shall be. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee. And teeming with Cinephobes shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are turning Cinephobe classics into a combination, replacing characters or plot points from one movie with another. It's a little bit Tango & Cash, it's definitely a little bit D2 The Mighty Ducks. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy abruptly retired from podcasting after a deal gone bad, but they get forced back into action when trouble comes tapping on their shoulder in the form of a Jamaican gang leader with blue contacts named Screwface. Be sure to check out our new video segment for Look At This Photograph on the Cinephobe YouTube BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDM...

We're closing out 2024 with a time capsule, turning back the clock to the extended cold opens from D2 The Mighty Ducks in January through the Sudden Death double header in April. Remember Noodle? When Steamboat Willie entered the public domain? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? The creation of the Unhoused Gentleman? It's been quite a year, thanks for listening along with us as we catalog the dregs of Hol...

Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite moments of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patre...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on Hallmark Christmas movies like Two Scoops McGee plunging an ice cream cone into hot fudge (ope!). BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and ch...

Zach, Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube to help close out 2024. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Ra...

Whichever of Zach, Amin or Mayes gets hitched first becomes CEO of Cinephobe, complete with unlimited access to the private jet, thanks to the traditional values of a deceased Nana. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cine...

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our least favorite thespians of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join th...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges against those relentless Wet Bandits. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/Coun...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Vid...

Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite thespians of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH -...

It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe a...

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23. Zach Harper 26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 | Amin Elhassan 1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 | Anthony Mayes 1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 | 3 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 9 + 7 + 6 + 3 = 69 / 3 = 23...

Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone? Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and taglines, focusing on the word or words that sold a movie all by themselves. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold open...