Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes

Cinephobe

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Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes

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Cinephobe Ep 290: Paul Blart Mall Cop 20.11.2025 2:00:34

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes slather their pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ext...

Cinephobe Mailbag V: Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn 13.11.2025 1:50:48

Zach, Amin and Mayes answer your burning questions as we rapidly approach episode 300. ⁠BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephob...

Extended Cold Opens - June to September 2025 06.11.2025 1:37:00

Your parents have had a long day of work and didn't have time to go to the store, so dinner tonight is Hungry Man extended cold opens in the freezer from Stigmata in June through War in September 2025. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.co...

Cinephobe Ep 289: Rambo: First Blood Part II 30.10.2025 2:03:44

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes spend more time talking about Rambo than Rambo has ever spoken in his entire existence. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens an...

Top 5 Gerard Butlers 27.10.2025 56:37

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Uh, yeah I think Zach, Amin and Mayes are gonna choose the people they used to hate, but thanks to hundreds of years of Cinephobe they've been won over, like Gerard Butler did to Zach. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad...

Cinephobe Episode 288: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 23.10.2025 2:20:47

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to the underground Drift Racing scene by Lil Bow Wow. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-...

Cinephobe Ep 287: Retribution 16.10.2025 1:40:25

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Top 5 Worst Endings 13.10.2025 48:29

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes look back on the most infuriating, baffling and ridiculously truncated movie endings in the history of the podcast. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠...

Cinephobe Ep 286: Ice Road: Vengeance 09.10.2025 1:53:03

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extende...

Cinephobe Ep 285: Pootie Tang 02.10.2025 1:44:14

⁠Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact on the culture. So wa-da-tah my damies, sine your pitty on the runny kine. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for R...

Top 5 Shawn Levys 29.09.2025 52:05

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their Shawn Levys, people that they absolutely hate, whether rational or irrational. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTh...

Cinephobe Ep 284: True Memoirs of an International Assassin 25.09.2025 1:49:57

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their lives forever. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠...

Cinephobe Ep 283: War 18.09.2025 1:53:44

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district in order to recover some valuable thowwbwed statues. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episod...

Top 5 We Have ___ At Home - Part 2 15.09.2025 54:35

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes bring in the king of 7-Eleven himself, Snacky Tuna for more of the off-brand version of the real thing. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/Cou...

Cinephobe Ep 282: The Internship 11.09.2025 2:04:22

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of selling watches, mattresses and rascal scooters behind them for good. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Fre...

The Cinephobe Glossary 08.09.2025 2:11:51

Zach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from the first 149 years of Cinephobe, to help listeners clarify where they originated. If there are any jokes or terms that you feel like we missed and would like more information on, tweet us, email us, or leave a review Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Epi...

Cinephobe Ep 281: War of the Worlds 04.09.2025 1:56:57

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from penetrating and draining the most precious resource on earth: DATA. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free E...

Top 5 We Have ___ At Home 01.09.2025 56:51

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are saving money on the real thing because they've got the Kirkland brand bootleg back at the crib in the form of a Cinephobe movie. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more...

Cinephobe Ep 280: The Shadow 28.08.2025 2:00:19

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow, before having a rival opium farmer executed... And that's just the cold open! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons,...

Cinephobe Ep 279: The Phantom 21.08.2025 1:55:25

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from Bengalla Island. No one refuses the Phantom! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens a...

Top 5 Lawyers 18.08.2025 48:19

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Objection! Zach, Amin and Mayes have betrayed the law by putting the greatest barristers in cinephobe history on retainer. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings...

Cinephobe Ep 278: Jurassic Park III 14.08.2025 1:53:44

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ No force on earth or heaven could get Zach, Amin and Mayes on that island... except an uncashed check that is certain to bounce. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at...

Cinephobe Ep 277: Terminator Salvation 07.08.2025 2:05:03

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In the war against the machines, some believe Zach, Amin and Mayes hold the key to salvation, while others believe they are false prophets. Only one thing is certain... you better smash that like and subscribe so we can keep podcasting truth to the resistance from Eugene to Bakersfield . ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out her...

Top 5 Vacations 04.08.2025 1:07:35

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are leavin on a Money Plane, don't know when they'll be back again like Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders John Denver to visit the most appealing locations in Cinephobe. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episo...

Cinephobe Ep 276: Highlander II: The Quickening 31.07.2025 1:59:31

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ There can only be one immortal podcaster left standing, so tune in to find out which of Zach, Amin and Mayes survive this episode while the others are left depackitated. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Exte...