Cinema Villains

Send us Fan Mail What happens when you take one of the best action movies of all time and you remake it but place it in a school setting and give it a PG13 rating? You get one of Shag's childhood favorites, Masterminds, starring Sir Patrick Stewart doing his best Hans Gruber impression and directed by the same fellow who made Battlefield Earth, one of the WORST movies of all time.  Will the v...

Send us Fan Mail The Cinema Villain crew finally did it. After putting it off for months, they finally covered the movie they've been wanting to cover since they started! This Jean Claude Van Damme classic has been in the boys hearts for months, but is this their favorite JCVD movie of all time? This and much much more is explained in what had to have been the most anticipated movie the crew...

Send us Fan Mail MYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Greetings minions! It is I, the MIGHTY SKELETOR telling you to tune into this episode! These Cinema fools happen to be covering yours truly starring in Masters of the Universe! Stay tuned to the end... 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinema...

Send us Fan Mail WELCOME BACK SH*TKICKERS!!!! The Cinema Villain boys are back, covering a 1987 vampire cult classic, Near Dark. Join them as they discuss vampire lore, why being a young teens would not be the wave, and they bring up Blade. Like, a lot. Like, a lot  a lot... 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989...

Send us Fan Mail DO YOU WANNA PARTY?!?!?! This episode was recorded during the July 4th weekend, so our boys Shag and Jose decided to cover a movie that fits the holiday perfectly... If you guessed Punk Rock Zombie movie, then you and I need to take a trip to Vegas... 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌...

Send us Fan Mail HELLO KIDDIES!!!!! The Cinema Villains are back early,  with another entry into the fold, with their Villain review of the movie Demon Knight! They also discuss other news in pop culture (Much to Shaggy's chagrin) as well as some important housekeeping updates. Will the Villains have another addition  into the Villain Dome or will this be another one on the outside looking in...

Send us Fan Mail THE BOYS ARE BACK! That's right, after a brief break, The Cinema Villains are back to go over another classic in the drunkest way possible, and have brought a few surprises along the way 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinemavillains 📌APPLE PODCASTS: po...

Send us Fan Mail AVENGERS... ASSEMBLE!!! Oh wait... Its not that? My bad.. *clears throat* Welp, the Cinema Villains are back at it again, this time covering a movie that is near and dear to their hearts, the book nerd's version of the Avengers, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman! Will this movie still hold up in the Cinema Villain's eyes? Tune in to find out true believer!  📌 LINKTR...

Send us Fan Mail The Cinema Villains are back with a 90s classic, Speed! This happens to be the boys first Keanu movie they have covered, but does this one still hold up? Tune in to find out! 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinemavillains 📌APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/...

Send us Fan Mail CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY, OR... Our destiny rather... For our 30th episode, we wanted to try something new, so we let you, our beloved fans choose the movie we watch for this episode. Folks took to our Twitter and our Instagram and voted between 4 movies. The winner, why everyone’s favorite voodoo practicing serial killer turned doll Charles Lee Ray aka Chucky.  📌 LINKTREE: https://li...

Send us Fan Mail MORTAL KOMBAT! The Cinema Villains are back at it again! This week Jose and Shaggy get together and decided to give their spoiler free review of the new Mortal Kombat (2021) movie! Do they love it or was it just one big oof? Tune in to find out! Also... they review 1997's own Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profi...

Send us Fan Mail Hey guys, Shag here. Normally this would normally the place where we would spew nonsense because we figure nobody would read these sorts of things, but for those who take the time to read this, Im going to give it you straight.  We planned on reviewing another movie but with the news of DMX passing, we decided to call an audible and decided to reflect on how much he meant to us an...

Send us Fan Mail ITS TIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!! Finally the show that the Cinema Villains boys have been waiting to do since the beginning and ohhhh baby is it a doozy! Hear the tales of Shaggy's promise, the origin of Cinema Villains, and of course we dive right into Godzilla vs Kong! We also have a special surprise in the form of a contest, first 5 listeners who send in an emailed answer to the tr...

Send us Fan Mail ARE YOU READY FOR FILLLLLLLLEEEEERRRRRRRRR?!?!?!?! Before the battle that will cause a divide within our beloved Cinema Villains, they decided to take a quick deep dive at the movie that started it all. Now granted its not the best Godzilla flick, but somehow Shag loves it and therefore the boys decided to cover it. Listen to the humble beginnings of how Jose became the biggest ka...

Send us Fan Mail Its the start of spring and that means its baseball season  (obliviously this was Shag's choice)! Join Jose and Shag as they bring up a lot of show housekeeping, the next 2 shows, how Shag owes the sport of baseball, "hollywood" faces and eventually, they cover the movie Major League. PLAAAAAAYYY BALLLLLL!!!! 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source...

Send us Fan Mail Bust out the Jameson, its time for another episode of Cinema Villains. This week, we celebrate St. Patrick's Day by covering the cult horror icon, the Leprechaun. Also, here Shaggy and Jose talk about the good old days of movie rentals and their possible tier list of Horror Icons!  📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851...

Send us Fan Mail AWWWWWW YEEAH! THE CINEMA VILLAINS ARE GOING BACK TO THE 90'S! Ok, not gonna lie but this was probably the first on a long list of bad movies were going to review but man this was bad. Hear Jose get lost in the sauce and name drop an OG podcast and hear Shaggy get violently angry as the boys cover the 1994 video game movie disaster, Double Dragon. 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr....

Send us Fan Mail RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!! After what felt like a eternity, the Cinema Villains return with what would of been the Valentine's Day episode but ya know, Winter Storm in Texas and such....   📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinemavillains 📌APPLE PODCASTS: po...

Send us Fan Mail WE GOT MERCH!!!!!! Also, we are starting Black History Month the Cinema Villains way. By reviewing a movie without a true villain... We are covering the 2009 cult classic, Black Dynamite and buddy we covered this the best we could. But seriously, this was just a cheap plug for our merch store https://teespring.com/stores/the-cv-concession-stand 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinem...

Send us Fan Mail Well giddy up you varmints! The boys finally covered a western, and that western is the legendary Tombstone! Does Shag's drunk ass makes it through this episode? TUNE IN TO FINNNNNDDDDDD OUT! (You're a daisy if ya do...) 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi....

Send us Fan Mail LISTEN BROTHER! THE CINEMA VILLAINS ARE BACK DUDE AND THEY ARE REVIEWING THE BLUE ALIENS IN JOHN CARPENTER'S THEY LIVE! Ok that was a poor attempt at an 80's wrestling promo but I made my point! 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinemavillains 📌APPLE...

Send us Fan Mail Its about time Shaggy got his way and covered his favorite superhero's first major motion picture. Yes friends, the CV boys sit down and cover Tim Burton's classic Batman. Is the movie is good as the boys remember? Who cares, they're here to talk about the possibly one of the greatest cinema villains of all time, Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker. This one...

Send us Fan Mail How do the Cinema Villains open up 2021? By social distancing of course, as the CV boys are out of the studios and in their own homes to record the first episode of the new year. 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/cinemavillains 📌APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple....

Send us Fan Mail Holiday season is almost over, but that doesn't mean that we at Cinema Villains go out with a a bang! In the last episode of 2020, we cover what is possibly the greatest Villain in Cinema, Hans Gruber as we review Die Hard, the most beloved Christmas movie of all time. You not gonna fight us over this either... 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktre...

Send us Fan Mail SEASONS GREETINGS EVERYONE! The Cinema Villain boys are at it again with their review of the slasher villain "Billy" from Black Christmas. It wouldn't be them if they didn't cover at least ONE Christmas theme horror movie... 📌 LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/Cinema_Villains?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5851de8d-3ff3-4c30-b1c9-1694d2989d44 📌 KO-FI:...