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In this classic episode, we go on an adventure with the 1961 Jules Verne novel turned movie, Mysterious Island!  Come for the Harryhausen animation, stay for the giant crab boil. Also, books are drugs for your brain.

Save your quarter for the Killer Cow machine instead

Stuart Gordon's Weird masterpiece from 1986 featuring Jeffrey Combs & Barbara Crampton and tiny forehead dicks.

In this classic episode, we look at Mac & Me, the feature length McDonald's ad that tells the heartwarming tale of a boy and his cola-addicted alien, which is totally not a rip off of E.T. at all. Pretty nice!

Three PhD students head to a spooky castle in the woods to study folklore and find the place lousy with vampires. Some are the sexy brooding type and some are... Radu.

In this classic episode, we take a look at Thunder in Paradise, a movie that is definitely not a television show but an actual film movie cinema thing. Come for the Thunder, a TARDIS on water, stay for the romance between Chris Lemmon and Hulk Hogan.

There's ghosts in your flip phone!

A heartwarming tale of a girl, her seal and her weird grandfather (played by Sterling Holloway, better known as the voice of Winnie the Pooh). Definitely not an extended ad for Sea World. Also, Foster Brooks drives drunk because that's how you get the funny in your kiddie movie.

V.C. Andrews's bestselling novel about child abuse, murder, and inappropriate sexual situations is brought to the screen in glorious bland-0-vision.

Classic episode! It's part Biblical allegory, part musical, all big budget flop, the Apple tells the story of two naive singer/songwriters that get led into temptation by the evil dysptopian future (1994!) music industry.

Stunts, car chases, '70s hard rock music, and wizard fights!

Take off, ya hosers!

In this classic episode, we take a look at the very weird, very greasy 2016 indie film, The Greasy Strangler!  If John Waters and David Lynch donated their DNA to science and somebody slapped it together and dunked it in a vat of tapioca pudding, this is probably what you get.  So many fake penises too…

Everyone's favorite stoner comedy duo' first film!

Classic episode! We give in to the inevitability of the 1974 Sean Connery sci fi cult classic, Zardoz!  There was no way we wouldn’t eventually do this one.  The gun is good, the penis is evil, y’all.

Finally, D&D on the big screen!

A space alien takes over the body of a freaky worn-out drug addict and uses him to take a spin through the seedy underbelly of South Africa.

An action movie starring Marjoe Gortner (and the daredevil Evel Knievel.) Kind of a dud but with lotsa motorcycle stunts, a drunk Gene Kelly, an exploding Porsche, and an evil, drug-lord mastermind played by Leslie Nielsen.

In this classic episode, we talk about the 1978 made for TV movie, featuring the “funny” Beatle of the same name, Ringo! It’s a heartwarming tale of two Ringos one famous and the other not, that sing their way through 45 minutes of weirdness.

The first of our "March-O-Gortner" episodes is the explosive 1972 documentary about the former evangelical firebrand, Marjoe Gortner

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 2006 movie, Curse of the Wolf by Len Kabasinski!  Werewolves? Check. Lots of fight scenes? Check.  Plot, acting and color grading?  NOPE.

In this classic episode, we take a look at James Nguyen's infamous low budget thriller, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, complete with spruce bark beetles, motel hangers and exploding bird GIFs.

It's Morbin' Time!  In this episode, we take a look at the 2022 Marvel science vampire movie, Morbius, and discuss the good, the bad and the batty.

Ocean's Eleven on a cheap airplane set, with a wild Kelsey Grammar and an old pro wrestler. What could go wrong?

The Canon Films Sword-and-Sandals retelling of the classic Seven Samurai story.