Cinema PSYOPS

Feb 15th, 2016 Cort and Matt podcast live through a flux capacitor this week from the bunker!  Do to unforeseen circumstances involving the code word “Plumbing Disaster” and an unexpected shift of war robots to sex bots Matt and Cort hide out in the bunker this week and spend some time reflecting back on the previous 25 episodes with some behind the scenes stories as well as tangents that lead int...

Feb 7th, 2016 Cort and Matt delve into the Slumber Party Massacre franchise for the first ever Cinema PSYOPS Full Franchise Fest to celebrate the 25th Episode of Cinema PSYOPS!  There is also a disturbing development in store as Matt is forced to go into hiding during our recording sessions for the films and Cort gets a call from a severely distraught Councilor Dan Chenille! Don’t Forget the conte...

Feb 1st, 2016 Matt mistakenly watched the Martin Lawrence tv show Martin instead of the George Romero Classic, prompting the show to be recorded a day later.  The boys have an in depth discussion on Martin and really sink their teeth in as they find so many nuanced ideas in the film as well as the hidden messages threaded throughout the narrative. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get...

Jan 25th, 2016 Matt is a bit cranky after his healthy living attempts are now extended to quitting alcohol.  Matt also laments that his favorite sports-ball team has lost and that he could use alcohol to numb that pain.  Cort’s paranoia extends to believing that the NSA and the FBI are now watching them and listening to the cast.  The boys talk about Love Me Deadly and Cort tries to explain the va...

Jan 18th, 2016 Matt Has reached his wit’s end in his ability to process and deal with the films in the “Worst Weekend of Cort’s Life” series.  While Cort is shocked the film left Matt feeling so hollowed out and empty inside after the degradation and horrors that preceded it.  Matt nearly used his only get out of jail free card with Last House on Left only half over!  The show also has the first o...

Jan 10th, 2016 Cort and Matt open the show talking about life in the middle of nowhere as kids.  This opening dialogue quickly descends into a bizarre discussion of Mennonites and the Amish as the boys confuse their lifestyle choices and culture and then just straight out slander and accost them when they realize neither group would ever listen to the show. Cort goes audio clip crazy on this episo...

Jan 4th, 2016 Cort reveals his latest invention when Matt accidentally walks in on Cort testing it’s functions and making sure it behaves as expected.  Cort has an unusual emotional outburst against 2015 because of all of the heroes that he lost in that year and can’t even muster himself for the full list. This surprising emotional outburst makes Matt very uncomfortable.  The Boys then discuss eve...

Dec 28th, 2015 Happy New Year!   May your New Year’s Eve celebrations never be like that experienced in “The House On The Edge Of The Park”. This week we find Matt deeply disturbed and very unhappy about the pain and suffering he has endured at the hands of Alex and Ricky in this house party turned horribly wrong, nasty as all hell rape revenge sleaze-fest.  The experiment was nearly proven when a...

Dec 18th, 2015 On the most joyous occasion of the year we decided to cover The Hills Have Eyes and discuss how families can come together in times of crisis.  Cort goes on an anti Star Wars rant and the boys start an impromptu lyric writing to the theme of Star Wars as well as Cort trying to keep the holiday cheer going in his own twisted way. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20...

Dec 13th, 2015 This week we flashback to a botched surgery on the brain of our unwilling test subject Matt and then discuss Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Cort and Matt delve into the lowest and most ludicrous armchair psychology this week as they discuss the inner workings of the characters minds and offer over analyzed conjecture about the motivations for the choices they make in the film....

Dec 6th, 2015 This show on the Video Nasties documentaries is trim and mean.  It is a tribute to every opposition to censorship we could muster.   We packed it with the free speech of artists, comedians, and even “offensive” views and songs from multiple sources.  This show was meant to be salacious, scandalous and everything to start a dialogue and examine the consequences to censorship beyond ke...

Nov 29th, 2015 Double beasties and a bountiful supply of beauties await Cort and Matt as they discuss the films  Rawhead Rex and The Loreley’s Grasp.   its another endurance run this week as the chaps dive into the depravity and monstrosities within both films. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy...

Nov 22nd, 2015 This week is filled with severely in depth discussions of both films to the point were we just couldn’t squeeze anything else into a single file.  We stayed on target for so much of this that nearly every small side tangent was cut! Despite these draconian cuts, we still have an episode that comes close to 3 hours.  What a couple of fawking windbags! Every week an obsessed film coll...

Nov 15th, 2015 We get a few other sponsors with the law firm of Bogus, Fakes and Frauds as well as the best pest control in business Exterminators Extraordinaire!  These sponsors are welcomed now that we are in a small legal dispute with Sandy Shores. Matt and Cort discuss varying burning questions about the semantics of what constitutes an orgy in terms of the numbers of participants, regardless...

Nov 8th, 2015 Matt stumbles onto Eye Gore taking care of Bun-Bun and Cort reveals another hair brained scheme to Matt in the war robot room.  Cort and Matt are confronted about their potty mouths when they traumatize a listener who seeks the help of Sandy Shores to alleviate his newly developed swearing complex.  The boys soldier on through the last films in both series they are going to cover and...

Oct 29th, 2015 Cort Reveals a new design of the War Robots and is severely disappointed by Bun-Bun’s Attack Rabbit status.  Cort and Matt discuss the sex ed debacle that caused an uproar and brought the wrong kind of attention to their current home city.  We move on to the Electric Boogaloo sequels of Subspecies and Puppet Master.  Did our best to get this out with plenty of time for Halloween!  ...

Oct 25th, 2015 Cort and Matt are so excited To record Episode 10 that Matt snaps at the Jar Child whom Cort has named Eye Gore after an unfortunate turn of events with an experiment. Matt gets overzealous with Bun-Bun, the new lab assistant and suffers the consequences. The PSYOPS boys thank the fans that have interacted with them on the FaceySpaces and talk about the plans for the show and world...

Oct 18th, 2015 Matt’s terrible impressions of Councilor Dan Chenille resulted in our first complaint call from our Sponsors.  We talk about the reason why the episodes were held onto for so long as this is the last episode recorded two or three weeks ago!  We play a brief message from our friends at Sandy Shores Entertainment Psychological Services and dive into the depths of Vice Squads greasy na...

Oct 11th, 2015 Matt is outraged by Cort cloning him, but is soon soothed by the mass amounts of robots that Cort is building to take over the world.  Cort reveals some more childhood trauma as he overly examines The Wildlife and its characters and barely contains his contempt of humanity.  Summer School becomes a crazy fanboy praise fest with some talk about where it influenced each of us!   Every...

Oct 4th, 2015 Mega Eastwood! Outrageous Orangutans! Bare Knuckle Boxing Double Feature!!!   This week we look at the greatness of Clint Eastwood and Cort reveals an unhealthy hero worship of actor William Smith the all American BadAss!  Matt and Cort antagonize each other in lieu of real diverging opinions about the films for the sake of stupid argumentative juvenile behavior.  Matt gets angry whe...

Sep 27th, 2015 We get a sponsor for this episode from Sandy Shores Entertainment Psychological Services, helping you deal with loving tv show and movie stars that are douchebags in real life! Chevy Chase is at his best as Fletch in both Fletch and Fletch Lives! Cort and Matt discuss their shared love of Fletch and reflect upon some deeper meanings to the plots of Fletch and Fletch Lives while deba...

Sep 20th, 2015 The finer points of mass murder and mass destruction are melded together in one episode!  Vincent Price and Godzilla reign terror on those that oppose them and Mothra is accused of being a lazy kaiju!  We go a little off the rails in this episode as the mania sets in and we produce tangents leading into a stream of consciousness where Matt confesses things he may regret letting Cort...

Sep 13th, 2015 This week we join a class action lawsuit to take on the touchy subject of truth in advertising and movie misnomers. Matt and Cort start arguing the semantics of what makes a robot a robot and what makes a war of robots a war and robots. Cort and Matt get crushed by the grip of Hands of Steel as Matt is made uncomfortable by Cort’s unholy man-crush for John Saxon. Every week an obses...

Sep 6th, 2015 Turns out that Matt can continue dealing with the movies Cort watched as a child, but is learning more about what has made him into the monster we know and love (or hate) today. Some cinematic wounds are reopened and not even Matt’s poor spouse is safe when the Lepus have their night in Matt’s screening room! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling tes...

Only the second week and we discover that Matt is quitting the show.  Cinema PSYOPS has found a movie that can end friendships and scar a child and take away their ability to experience joy for life.  This episode is also the first time Cort has to admit he is in over his head!  Will Matt forgive and forget? Will Cort have a new co-host / test subject? Is it time for more blackmail? Every week an...