Cinema PSYOPS

The fate of the Hail Ming Time Chicken is revealed before the boys kick off their discussion of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer.  Cort discusses his own misdirected rage issues as Matt displays his love of sending Cort into a rage induced diatribe when Cort identifies too closely with Jacks own anger management issues. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?...

After receiving a Skype call that implicates the fearless leader in collusion to interfere with podcast numbers of other networks, the boys take on the newest drug that is known as Charlie Sheen.  A brief interruption occurs as the boys narrowly escape a trip to Oz when a tornado rips through their town while they record.  All is safe and sound and the resulting scattershot episode is now here for...

Gary from Cinema Beef and Two Drink Minimum commentaries joins the boys for a Father’s Day special where they talk Frailty between Clue references and sexual perversions alluded to daddy disorders.  Its a Fathers Day episode that only these degenerate delinquents can bring you. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com...

The filthiest podcasters in all of Legion Network pretend to make a half hearted attempted at “going clean” when they cover their first Disney movie to prove that Disney had it coming. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajom...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with It Follows (2014).  Matt takes the reigns on the review for this sexually transmitted ghost scare film.  The boys discuss the rules of surviving this STG and how to insulate yourself from the curse as best as possible in this episode recorded before the recent #TeamGarbagePeople vs #TeamCleanPodcasters events. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.c...

The show opens with an ominous call from our fearless leader and proprietor telling the boys they are filthy, foul mouthed garbage people who need to clean up their act.  They respond with the type of dignity and maturity the world has come to expect from them, which is none at all.  After they throw a tantrum or two, they settle in to cover Stitches from 2012. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.a...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with Dead Of Night from 1945 both of the boys had not seen this until suggested by the listeners.  Cort and Matt dive head long into verbally vile filth while talking about arguably the most influential Portmanteau/ Anthology horror film that sparked an entire sub-genre of horror. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id10375...

Vanessa From the VD Clinic drops by to help the boys produce the vilest, most disgusting mother’s day special podcast ever created.  In between mom jokes and sexually perverse talk they review Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.goog...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.  Mike from Evil Episodes and Theme Warriors makes a triumphant return to discuss the pivotal turning point in his cinematic history that defined him both as a horror fan and as a self described “Nightmare on Elm Street Apologist”  The episode itself runs a little long and the discussion veere...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with Troll Hunter 2010.  Matt takes the lead discussing the Norse mythology based found footage film and the boys geek out over the film discussing Trolls and the hunting there of. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.go...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with The Incredible Melting Man. Cort and Matt are joined this week by the very dapper and charming Gore Blimey as we discuss his cinematic trauma and try to find out what is so incredible with this man who is melting.  There is much debate over whether or not this is the most homoerotic episode we have ever done and we begin to determine how it...

Its Cinema PSYOPS Kisses The Goat as X and Cootie from Kiss The Goat are summoned into the Lab and the group covers Alucarda for the second Blasphemous Easter Special!  The bots are taught christianity and the stations of the cross by Matt. As all religions tend to do, the bots have their logical functions destroyed by faith as they are whipped into a frenzy of messiah complexes, and holy wars.  C...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with Pieces 1982!  Cort’s #ManCrush Duncan from The Podcast Under The Stairs, Opera Omnia, The Midnight Horror Show, Doing the Nasty, Chronicle, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, and so many other amazing podcasts shares his own Cinematic Trauma covering Pieces for the 6th time.  Cort decides the only way to cover pieces is to abuse caffeine and cover...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with DEATHGASM!  Boz from an innumerable amount of podcasts on Simply Syndicated including genre related Gem Little Pod of Horrors guests as the Bromance betwixt he and Cort is revealed to be in serious danger.  The aftermath of the recording is played at the beginning, however there is a sliver of hope for this particular Brotherhood of Steel  as the very...

Selected by the sadistic denizens of the Cinema PSYOPS Facebook group  Cort and Matt drink the pain away and commentate on 1987’s Munchies. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajomirqcngi?t=Cinema_PSYOPS Cinema PSYOPS Main pa...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with Alien.  Vanessa of the forthcoming VD Clinic podcast shares her personal cinematic trauma as we have a round table discussion of the Ridley Scott classic.  Joining us with an encyclopedic knowledge of this film, due to a life long love affair with it, is Sean from Geek Chat Army. The show starts out perverse and filth laden and devolves int...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with Castle Freak.  Dave Zee is back by popular demand of both Cort and Matt to talk about Stuart Gordon’s third film with Barbara Crampton and Jeffrey Combs.  We put the Freak in Freak Show and the Castle as the show is derailed before the record button is even hit. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Sti...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with Tommy.  Kit Power burns the midnight oil and calls in with his traumatic story as the entire integrity of show structure collapses under the weight of Ken Russell’s visual sadism with this classic rock opera.  A strange transmission has imprinted on this weeks recording and it seems the Tachyon destroyer may be to blame. http://milomidnight...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Mike from Evil Episodes and Theme Warriors Podcasts joins us to assess the fledgling reviewing skills of Matt as he experiences the now renowned and once maligned third entry in the Halloween Franchise. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitch...

The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with The Entity thanks to our buddy Jake From NFW Commentaries and UnHoly Mofos.  Jake the Snake Brings his own cinematic trauma as Cort and Matt shift uncomfortably in their seats talking about rape Ghosts. Check out Jake’s shows UnHoly Mofos: http:/unholymofos.podbean.com/ NFW: http://www.horrorphilia.com/category/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/...

The Remedial Horror 101 series continues with The Prowler.  Matt finds things Cort Never noticed in the film and Cort catches Matt singing in the lab in a shocking turn of events. Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajomirqcn...

Our buddy Ken from Rhode Island joins us in our romantic Valentines Day Special coverage of NEKRomantik 1+2! Find us in: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajomirqcngi?t=Cinema_PSYOPS Cinema PSYOPS Main page: http://cinemapsyops.podbean...

In a very special episode Cort Ozploits his man-crush The Wych as they discuss The Man From Hong Kong.   The show starts with a special announcement that our show is now a member of the Legion Podcasts network!  The boys are distracted by a possessed Millicent who attempts to lure the boys into explicit sex as they attempt to make a speech about how happy the news of joining the network makes them...

Jan 30th, 2017 The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series returns with Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door. Dave Z from Exploding Heads Horror Podcast, BananaLaser, Skeleton Crew and ABC’s of Hidden Horror drops in with his story of how this film affected him. The Boys goof off quite a bit trying to delay the inevitable horrific events in the film and realize all too late they have to deal with what...

Jan 23rd, 2017 We proudly present our 75th episode Full Franchise Fest celebration with coverage of all three Darkman films.  The bots present Cort and Matt with a surprise chili cook-off and Matt refuses to acknowledge the new bot’s name.  Things get a bit crazy from there as the boys dig in on chili and each film review.  We conclude with a tipsy voicemail and our usual outtakes. Find us in: iTu...