Cinamazing Chats

It's a low-intensity, high-stakes Lolita homage disguised as a disaster film in a sequel that even Keanu Reeves knew to skip, in Speed 2, a film that safely plays by the rules and doesn't take any unnecessary chances! Thrill as Willem Dafoe tries again and again to mildly annoy human charisma-suck Jason Patric, including the slowest jet ski chase ever filmed, the punniest harbor-crashing sequence,...

Join us for a festive Halloween as we discuss the spine-tingling tale of a young alien kidnapped by human children and forced to endure Americana until he can cobble together a phonecall to his home planet and ask them to blow up earth post-haste. Also features a vividly lifelike Drew Barrymore animatronic. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licen...

It's killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion--from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer points of meaningless assassin feuds, retro computer technology, and cat ladies, in a wild ride taking...

We're not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it's bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Co...

Twenty-three is everywhere--it's a conspiracy! And we watched the film that explores the 23 enigma, The Number 23, which is so needlessly confusing and convoluted that it is truly a horror to behold, just like the malevolent number 23. (Did you know that there are two words in Cinamazing Chats, and "C" is the third letter of the alphabet? 23!!) Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing...

Adam Sandler stars in this bizarre misstep from Tom McCarthy. As Sandler explores the possibilities of magical shoes that turn the wearer into another person, we watch in agape horror as the film manages to offend just about everyone. We will explore the moral dubiousness of his "hilarious" antics, as well as the possible origins of the film, and why Dustin Hoffman agreed to be in another film abo...

We discuss the bleak, existential technicolor nightmare that is Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, a haunting parable about assisted suicide as well as a truly mediocre kids' film. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Welcome to our inaugural installment of Cinamazing Chats! On this episode we discuss the improbable existence of the film, "Howard the Duck," as well as George Lucas' duck fetish, and Lea Thompson is down with the fowl. Tune in as Pablo and Erica dissect the film's many, many flaws. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Common...

What could be more American than a true classic as we discuss Con Air. All the explosions and Nicolas Cage running around in a mullet and tank top you could ever ask for, as we make profound conclusions about what's really going on with Poe and Garland Greene, and whether the film comes down on the side of mankind being good or evil. Warning: the film discussed contains elements of sexual violence...

Journey with us into one of Star Trek's bleakest hours as we go where no one has gone before--into a William Shatner directorial effort! We discuss the behind-the-scenes drama as well as the philosophical ponderings behind the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 cre...

Stay tuned as we analyze Akiva Goldsman's gentle fable about ageless love and how miracles are made of stars. Joining us this episode is special guest, Deric Brown! Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us for a chat that's soooo good as we analyze why Mary Jane became such a pain, how Sandman isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him, and how Uncle Ben is the redeemer who will save us all--in this, our epic, action-packed edition of Cinamazing Chats discussing Sam Raimi's ill-fated Spider-Man 3! Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licens...