Chronically: Olympus

In this one, we chow down on double cheeseburgers and milkshakes BEFORE we get stoned. Crazy, right?

In this one, we've got a hundred bucks, a pack of tin cans, and a dream. Let's go to hell.

In this one, that's about the time we get a prophecy, nobody likes you when your dad's the king of the sea...

In this one, the children are not only allowed to go into the woods, but use them for bloodsports. Take that, Hogwarts...

In this one, to the gods! You know, those absentee parents who can't even send us a few bucks for toiletries at the only place on earth we can live...yeah, cheers.

In this one, we get expository in the lavatory.

In this one, pour yourself up a nice cookie dough cocktail and sit down for a game with the god of whine...

In this one, we learn that food is all-important, even foul hell-beasts can have a sense of modesty, and also that Hades is not in fact the Lord of the Dead. Sorry to our mythology enthusiast listeners...

In this one, we explore the rebellious significance of the color blue and find out much more about a character named Grover...hmm, seems familiar.

In this one, we discuss the terrible pedagogy of Yancy, and speculate on how many feet Grover really has...

In this one, we're going on a perfectly normal field trip... record scratch ...Normal? With the Brunner? No way!

In this one, Reepicheep fights the end of time and still somehow wins. Why'd he get knocked out of the brackets again?

In this one, for a long while I was just a simple stable home to a well meaning donkey, but then everything changed when a giant bird demon moved in...

In this one, we learn a valuable lesson about why one should never awake a sleeping giant, at least if you enjoy having a sun...

In this one, unfortunately no one can describe what a podcast sounds like, you'll just have to hope you stumble across this one and listen for yourself...

In this one, we meet a fascinating antagonist that will surely have a huge impact on...wait, he's gone? Where? Anyway, let's talk about Susan...

In this one, my eagle eyes see the vastness of time and the weight of history. Do they see victory? WHO knows. Oh wait, not an owl...

In this one, one man enters, one man leaves. Is it the same man? We don't find out...

In this one, the railway service to Narnia is absolutely terrible, and I could write pages and pages about it, but I won't...

In this one, a friendly eagle brings news about that collapse of a civilization that has stood for thousands of years, heralding the end of an epoch and possibly the world itself...but also day hikes are nice!

In this one, we ponder the intricacies of dwarf society and which 2024 presidential candidate they would vote for...who courts the manakin vote?

In thith one, we go on a daring rethcue attempt to get Jewel back from hith captorth. Thhhh, we're being thneaky.

In this one, we must go to the lost places of the world and retrieve the rings of power, so that we can...um...Aslan what are you doing? Oh well, at least we have sandwiches.

In this one, Tirian is just about knee high to a Narnian mouse, which is half the size of a Narnian beaver, which in turn is half again the height of a hare, who's younger than the person to the right hand of the old lady...will we solve the absurd word problem that is this chapter? Listen and find out...

In this one, we need more nuts, and less garlic and onions...apparently. It wouldn't be my first culinary choice, but the book is what it is...