Chris vs. The People

This week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession ab...

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudde...

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines and asks listeners one question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone? The answers range from hilariously creative to deeply unhinged. Callers share everything from a brutal roadrage insult that ended with instant karma, to a devastatingly specific roast comparing someone to the original live-action Sonic the Hedgehog. Thi...

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives into a web of lies, chaos, and catfishing so elaborate it could be its own Netflix documentary. Every story this week centers on deception…and somehow, each one manages to outdo the last. First, a caller shares how her ex not only cheated, got married, and had a baby immediately after their breakup, but then catfished her for months for reasons of his...

This week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s al...

For Episode 30, Chris decides to ditch the usual format and crack open the Chris vs. the People phone lines for something he’s always wanted to do: let strangers confess their deepest, juiciest secrets…completely unfiltered. First up, a listener admits she was secretly married AND divorced for over two years, all without her family having a clue. Then a wedding-industry worker reveals her pettiest...

Fresh off a flight and running on fumes, Chris still refuses to miss a week, and thank god, because this episode is juicier than a fresh BBL. First, a caller takes us to Portugal for what was supposed to be a dreamy couples’ kayaking trip… until €1 shots, a rocky ocean, and a seasick boyfriend turn the excursion into a full-blown puke parade. Then, we head to the Maryland/West Virginia border for...

In this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener r...

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date t...

This week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves...

It’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also he...

This week on Chris vs. the People , Chris may or may not have come straight from happy hour…and it shows. Things start with a caller whose post-hookup pillow talk turned into a full Taylor Swift history lecture before taking a shocking, very NSFW twist. From there, we meet someone whose mom completely ruined Disney World in a pair of white jeans (and a Buzz Lightyear ride), another caller who’s sp...

In this week’s episode of Chris vs. the People , we’re swinging between heartfelt and hilarious. Chris kicks things off talking about how everyone’s gotten worse at driving and why the Amish would absolutely lose their minds over a Cybertruck. Then, a caller opens up about the sting of being called fat by a friend, and Chris dives into an honest, funny, and validating conversation about body image...

This week on Chris vs. the People , we’re diving into stories that prove reality is stranger than fiction. First, a caller shares how her husband’s “we’re just friends” excuse unraveled into cheating, puzzles, and one of the messiest divorces you’ll ever hear. Then, another caller reveals the wild twist of discovering that her once-homophobic ex is now a gay p0rn star…and yes, the irony is delicio...

On this episode of Chris vs. the People, the chaos comes in waves. First, we hear from someone who accidentally became a getaway driver for a breaking and entering. Then, a caller shares how a long-time friendship fell apart over a bathroom dispute. Next up is an Am I the Asshole? scenario after a boyfriend discovers things in his partner’s notes app. And finally, one caller swears their friend is...

This episode of Chris vs. the People is pure chaos from start to finish. First, a caller suspects her dad might be cheating on her stepdad after catching him liking some eyebrow-raising Instagram reels. Then, we hear the unhinged saga of someone who dated a self-proclaimed Mormon priest who could code (and somehow got weirder from there). Next, a jaw-dropping scheme where someone impersonates thei...

This week on Chris vs. the People , chaos and comedy collide. First up, a caller takes us inside the disaster of a Facebook Dating match that spiraled into a front yard standoff, a drunk mom, and seven state trooper cars. Then, we hear from a sibling fed up with their brother’s freeloading girlfriend, sparking an “am I the asshole?” debate. Next, we learn why two Florida teenagers ended up being “...

This week on Chris vs. the People , things spiral from messy to downright unhinged. We start with a caller whose dad casually asked her to sell her car. Naturally, we rope in her sister for the big reveal as to why, and chaos ensues. From there, we lighten up with a hilariously cringe kindergarten story about mistaking a new classmate’s name for her favorite snack. Things spiral further when a gro...

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is packed with stories you won’t believe actually happened. First, we hear from a caller who had to resuscitate their ex’s best friend not once, but twice…only to later discover something disturbing about their ex. Then, someone reveals what happened when an eight-month fling with their best friend’s mom spiraled into chaos involving their own brother. A...

Hot bosses, hidden secrets, and...chlamydia-induced paralysis? Buckle up. Chris hears from four callers with stories that get messier by the minute. A young woman confesses she’s in love with her older, married boss (who also happens to be her ex-wedding-party drinking buddy). Another caller finds out she was being cheated on while in the ER—because she couldn’t move half her body…from an untreate...

This week, chaos calls in. First up, a weed farm worker spills everything about a creepy coworker, a judgmental vegan, and literally going into labor on the job. Then, Chris plays therapist for a listener who's objected to not one, but TWO engagements in a single month, including her own little brother's. We also help a bride decide whether to invite her villain-level sister-in-law to the wedding...

Chris is couch-bound with a freshly wrapped ankle, a glass of wine, and a lineup of absolute madness. First up, Anastasia finds out she’s not invited to her childhood friend’s wedding after 15+ years of friendship—and it only gets messier from there. Then, Kayla calls in with a Florida vacation tale involving laxatives, IBS, and an unfortunate ocean incident… right next to a family scattering thei...

In this episode of Chris vs. the People , Chris recounts the DIY disaster that left him with a third-degree burn and a newfound fear of boiling water. Then, buckle up as the calls roll in with stories that are as chaotic as they are jaw-dropping: a 19-year-old flies to meet a 40-year-old Twitter scammer faking cancer, a daughter uncovers her dad’s 14-year affair with her mom’s former friend (yes,...

In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terrorize...

In this episode of Chris vs. The People , Chris taps into his nosiest instincts as listeners call in to air out their wildest dirty laundry. A woman shares how her mom iced a woman (literally) with a full cup of coffee on Christmas Eve. Another caller opens up about cutting her deadbeat dad off after years of Facebook drama and emotional chaos. And just when you think men couldn’t get any worse, o...