Chris Page & Amy Gerard

Amy got naked in her old flatmate’s bed and her brother almost weed on her – huh? Amy’s family are sleep-walkers! Her dad, brother and her all do it and now her son has started, so we get Dr KIIS on to bust some myths about whether its hereditary, and whether a few vinos the night before make it more likely…! Plus Chris stands up for private jet owners (seriously) and Amy is celebrating because he...

Its Breast Check Day, a monthly remind to check your New York Cities! Amy candidly opens up about her own experience, plus we speak to some brave women, like Ash who had a preventative double mastectomy and reconstruction. Plus Chris has a new contender for Dumbest Criminal of 2024, does she make his Top 5? And we discuss sexist homework and the length of Amy’s school skirt… See omnystudio.com/lis...

Amy is about to make the stupidest decision a parent ever can and Chris tries desperately to talk her out of it. The guys debate how far you’d go to cover for your kids if they committed a crime, plus we talk to a childless woman who can’t think of anything worse than having kids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear Amy’s top 5 tips for staying married – will they be better than Chris’s (rubbish) effort last week? And is Chris becoming THAT parent, you know the one that goes completely OTT and makes the rest of us feel bad?! We hear from some people who will admit to being OTT parents and their stories are unbelievable! Plus do you agree with these etiquette rules for restaurants, and Chris is considerin...

Single & want a man? Chris to the rescue! He has the definite list of how to score a husband… from 1952. Surely its foolproof! Amy witnessed something shocking on a plane, and you won’t believe what childhood classic they want to censor now. Plus Chris & Amy swear they can guess how many people you’ve been with by asking 3 simple qs – are they right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Chris has been married 10 years this week and has tips to a successful marriage. We discuss if its right to let your kids win, plus if a tax return ‘our money’ or ‘my money’? Plus Queen of Insta Amy Gerard critiques new user Chris’s Instagram – her review ain’t pretty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

REVEALED – Amy spills on what REALLY goes down on girls weekend away – its vital listening for any bloke. Plus Amy’s husband Rhian has committed one of the biggest fails to Amy’s car and she’s &%*king ropable. We let her and you get your stresses at your partner out using the good ol’ beep button! Amy is off to the Logies and we get the lowdown from one of Australia’s biggest names in TV. And...

Do you know how often you should wash your pillows? Your doona? Your bras?! We have the definitive answer and also suss out if Amy is a complete grub. Chris has been stealing from his kids again, and we discuss the places you absolutely cannot propose. Plus Amy says what we are all thinking – we hate Book Week! And Chris explains why his kids now resembles characters from Avatar… See omnystudio.co...

A special appearance by the greatest newsman in Australia today! Chris is a news junkie whereas Amy avoids it like the plague. With so much bad news right now, how do we switch off after learning it, and is it irresponsible to not know what’s happening at all?! Enter Channel 7’s Michael Usher, who is here to guide us (and is such a great chat!). Also today Amy's wet herself in public again and we...

Two of the biggest exes on the planet are both at the Games & we’re hoping for an awkward run-in! A d-floor has injured Amy Gerard yet again, plus we celebrate the movies that scarred you as a kid. Plus one of the most famous faces in the US election is being accused of wearing eyeliner, and you won’t believe why this Silver Medallist at the Olympics got into his sport, it’s the most spiteful...

Amy worked with her kids for the first time – never again. Spoiler: it involves a d*ck punch. You’ll learn the little-known reason an athlete was kicked out the Olympic Village in Paris, plus you won’t believe how a council cleanup has infuriated Chris. Plus we bet this 79 year old rocker is partying more than you are – find out who in this podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Should you go into birth with a full face of makeup? The team are torn. Plus unusual places to meet the opposite sex which guarantees you have something in common. Also if you’ve heard everyone saying say they’re having a “brat summer’ and you have no ides what they’re on about, Amy explains. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Aniston is ANGRY and Chris & Amy are fuming on Rachel’s behalf. Plus what’s Rhian done wrong this week (plenty) and should a professional footy player miss a huge game to see his girlfriend compete in the Games? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get this – Amy’s mate went on a date on Friday night and is STILL THERE on Sunday! Chris reckons that you shouldn’t be that comfy so easy on (has she even done her teeth in 2 days?!) and she’s almost moved in – so we decided to scare them with horror stories of what you discovered about your partner after you moved in. Plus Chris is furious at Jack Black and Amy is having massive regrets about cho...

We’ve found the most romantic/craziest thing a bloke has ever done for his wife – and we celebrate the little moments of romance that you can steal and use on your partner! Plus Amy solves this week’s dilemma from the Facebook Mums Groups – should you ever stop someone proposing to you? Chris & Amy also debate whether you should be judged for what you wear, and it has been a week of bad news s...

We debate whether or not you can ‘bags’ a baby name, and we talk age gaps in dating – how high and low would you go? Plus one of your favourite celebs wants to be ‘knee to knee’ with her husband while they wee – Chris is appalled. Plus if you’ve ever looked after someone else’s kid, we ask a big question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy’s husband Rhian is in the doghouse AGAIN after doing something unforgivable in bed. Plus we take your calls on when you’ve fallen asleep in the wrong spot, and are your parents spending all your inheritance – and is that okay? Also the hottest woman on the planet has some big news (sorry, not you Amy). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 4 secrets that will have you kids finally LISTEN TO YOU, from our parenting expert and Supermum Gen Muir from Connected Parenting. GAMECHANGERS! We’ve read the parenting books, we all know the sort of thing we SHOULD be saying but in the heat of the moment – like when your kid is racing towards a freeway – what do you do? These 4 tips will change how communicate with your kids and you can make...

Chris and Amy are appalled at the new way that cheater are being caught out on Tiktok, and we hear your best stories of how you caught those ratbags cheating, plus Chris shares the most amazing cheater story. We debate the rules of how many kids to invite to a kids party, and Amy’s absolutely fuming at a total &%*^er on the road. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce may be pretty... but he’s learnt something this week most of us figure out at 7. Turns out you have some pretty funny ‘thing you’ve only just realised’ too. Plus because the cost of living is killing us all, it’s time for the return of Povo Meals! Listen to learn some delicious and creative food options for bugger all cash – and Chris has a 100% foolproof way of identifying your age w...

If someone else’s kid did $300 worth of damage at your place, should their parent offer to pay – and do you take the cash?! Plus Margot Robbie claims to only fight with her Hubbie about what’s the best biscuit (yeah right). You won’t believe the littlest fights that Chris and Amy have had with their partners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris & Amy debate the toughest number of kids to have, and we chat to absolute superwoman Claire Hooker who has NINE kids and homeschools them! We are in awe of this lady. Plus 1 in 3 Aussies admit they’re lonely and struggle to make friends as adults, but May Gerard is the exception to this rule. She’s been ‘collecting mums’ for years, and she has 3 terrific tangible tips for making new frie...

Amy is appalled that both Chris and her husband Rhian had lost their kids this week and we hear some of your epic stories of losing yours. We look into what men are like when they’re sick versus women (worlds apart). Plus Chris has heard the most amazing wedding story you’ll ever hear – what would you have done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If a shopkeeper knows your name, do you go there too much? Plus MUST we volunteer at our kid’s school?! Chris and Amy also dissect the latest in JT’s dramas and Chris takes Amy to task about an inappropriate text she sent to his wife. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the green and red flags in your profile that’s affecting your swipes? Amy’s trying to help a gf with online dating so we have enlisted our super Dating Expert Jana Hocking to help. Jana tells us the do’s and don’t’s of what to say and which pics to choose. A must-listen if you’re on the apps to boost your chances of finding The One! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.