Childz Play

We'll be the first to admit that things have gotten a little out of hand here at Childz Play recently. So consider this the franchise reboot. We'll explain why you shouldn't let Adam Levine near a funeral, bro down with Frodo and Sam, and realign our spiritual centers. Alex spells it out; Adam makes a plan. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey...

On a cold, lonely mountaintop... Conspiracy! Intrigue! Yeti Skin! How did Pink end up involved with Q? Who caused Imagine Dragons to be so angry all the time? And why can't we stop doing this to ourselves? Alex and Adam reach a new level of synchronicity. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential adve...

Arguably our most intelligent and well-researched episode yet...but also the dumbest? Put on your hacking gloves and jack in with us. Alex embodies an icon; Adam tells the truth. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes!! Thank You!!   C...

Help us...it's so hot down here. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes!! Thank You!!   Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twitte...

It's time to clean house! Kidz Bop thought they could sneak some songs past us on various compilation albums, but we here at Childz Play are determined to listen to it all. Wait...we have to listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time? Fuck. Kidz Bop Goosebumps Music Video Kidz Bop Monsters Music Video Kidz Bop Shuffle Music Video History of the Hamster Dance Alex grabs a bowl of warm water; Adam grabs a k...

Our longest episode yet could only come from a trip back to the 90s. But what songs did Kidz Bop choose to represent the decade? None of the alt-rock, we assure you! We wax about nostalgia, slap a Parental Advisory sticker on everything, and become the true MacDaddies (pimps) we were always meant to be. Adam shows some class bias; Alex brings the spirit of the 90s. Support Our Show on Patreon Plea...

Live from an unexpected and deadly venue, here is our review of Kidz Bop 35 (THE BIG ONE). Numerology, co-dependency, myths, and legends. Strawberry milkshakes, privilege, and Superman costumery. It's all here, in a number that is divisible by 7. Alex retires. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential...

Words of Love and a peek at the future from Adam H. Phillips  Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes!! Thank You!!   Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Pl...

Want dick. Want toys. Got dick. Got forgiveness for my unnamed sin. You know...classic Christmas stuff. Adam questions what he sees; Alex stuffs a stocking. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes!! Thank You!!   Check out our partner s...

Deep in the belly of a whale, Adam and Alex discuss superhero jizz, perhaps the horniest song we've heard yet, and the grammatical repercussions of self empowerment.  Alex just wants to stay in.   Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out  this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes...

It's time to rise up! Join the cult of a youthful boy! Take your time on your ride! Treat her better than he can! Look at Tinkerbell's dummy thicc ass! Alex prevents his own soggy bottom. Support Our Show on Patreon Please!! If you have a second, fill out this very short survey to help us define our demographic for potential advertisers . We need money!!! It'll take literally two minutes!! Thank Y...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode contains dark humor concerning suicide. If that's not something you want to hear, skip the section from 16:00 - 22:30. It feels like we've heard a lot of new Kidz Bop this year, but Kidz Bop 2022 is the only main canonical album to have been released. And boy, could you believe that today's pop artists are just as sad as we are? Join us as we track the rise of Olivia...

It's a wacky one y'all. The boys are delirious and overjoyed to get an album with a couple treasured jams despite the obligatory turds in the punchbowl. Watch your balls, they might get tapped.  Alex and Adam entertain guests.  Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twi...

Put that sweet moped seat between your legs, and don't worry about falling off...we'll get you stitches in no time. On Kidz Bop 31, we handle the downer at the party, the futility of rebellion, and the problem with confidence. Alex assesses the world around him ; Adam entertains the kids Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network o...

30 albums later, and the singularity's power continues to draw us further in! But can you, dear listener, find our hidden clues and escape the podcast?! Ed Sheeran is hiding something in his photograph, Taylor Swift got that BEEF, and the Kidz Bop Kidz deliver an original "smash" hit. Alex salutes a strong woman and revives an old segment. Adam brings some stats. Support Our Show on Patreon Check...

As Adam and Alex sift through the graveyard of past goofs, we should all ponder how we got here. This one's got a very specifically erotic energy friends. You've been warned.  Alex says a prayer.  Adam needs swaddling.  Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twitter , a...

Sometimes, things don't pass the smell test. And other times, they give you a bad child feeling. Adam looks to the future ; Alex looks to the skies Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twitter , and follow  R. Alex Murray  right now! Check Out our Merch and Keep On Bo...

Join in for a special episode, and watch some Kidz Bop LIVE performances along with us! And if you enjoy this experiment, join the Missing Sock Patreon for more. Kidz Bop Summer Concert Series #1 Kidz Bop Summer Concert Series #2 Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  T...

We have achieved singularity. Kidz Bop and Pop are one. One beat. One sound. Alpha. Omega. Infinite. The cosmic background radiation that permeates the universe is the Bop. There is nothing else. Nowhere else. We are the Bop and the Bop is we. Bop. Bop. Bop. Alex pulls from the archives; Adam gets relatable Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And...

Due to the pandemic, we haven't been able to go see Kidz Bop LIVE and report back to you, fine listener. But they've come to offer us the next best thing... a live-ish album... Alex shares a momentous concert Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twitter , and follow ...

The journey of a thousand Kidz Bops begins with a single bad decision.  Join us as we travel to the early 2000s with the compilation that started it all, Kidz Bop 1. Wait a second...haven't we been here before? Time for a redo. Alex unleashes the full might of his streamy consciousness. Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on...

Let it go, friends. Let it go. It's time to raise the roof so hard it explodes. This week we've got snow perverts, skipping hipsters, and leather clad horniness sorcerers. Join us as we dance on the rubble of our horrible choices!  Adam puts on a cape.  Alex can't take it anymore.  Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Ins...

We're thumpin cups and crackin claws this week. Here in this arid pop music wasteland we've found an Oasis... oh wait... no. No. Ah dammit it's Adam Levine again.  Adam would like a hand.  Alex would like to own you.    Support Our Show on Patreon Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the Network on  Instagram  too. Follow Childz Play on  Instagram  and  Twitter , a...

Hey kiddo, why don't you grab yourself a bag of Graffitos and fall into your bean bag chair? And while you do that, let's put Kidz Bop 24 in the CD player. We can kick back and listen to Taylor Swift's explorations in dub step, and if you're cold you can use that blanket over there. WAIT STOP THAT'S MACKLEMORE'S BLANKET! Alex takes a non-literal thing quite literally. I Love It - Kidz Bop Music Vi...

Hey!! Hey Lady!!! We're listening to Kidz Bop 23!! The Dubs are stepping, the ukes are leleing, and life is one big Subaru commercial. Welcome back to 2013.  Adam fights back against cancel culture.  Alex pumps up the crowd.  Wanna hit that stretch goal and listen to Alex berate children??? Then Support Our Show on Patreon ! Check out our partner shows on the  Missing Sock Network!  And follow the...