Chickens Are The New Kittens

In this episode, we’re diving beak-first into backyard bounty! We’re sharing our favorite tips, tricks, and home hacks for making the most of your garden goodies and farm-fresh eggs. From clever ways to preserve leftover herbs, fruits, and veggies, to how we repurpose garden scraps as treats for Beth’s feathered friends, it’s all about reducing waste and enjoying the fruits of our labor. We’ll als...

Get ready to laugh until you cry as we chew on jelly beans and explore the wildly inappropriate world of Horrible Therapist. In this episode, we play the game for the first time—and let’s just say, the card combos were absolutely unhinged. Between awkward innuendos, disturbingly perfect matches, and moments that had us doubled over in laughter, we barely made it through with our sanity intact, and...

In this episode, we scroll back through years of old text messages and DMs and try to guess which one of us said what—and wow, what a journey. From heartfelt check-ins to completely unfiltered rants about zits, poop, and farts, it’s a ridiculous and unexpectedly sweet trip down memory lane. We laughed (a lot), cringed (more than we’d like to admit), and were reminded of just how much life we’ve na...

In this episode, we take a hilarious deep dive into the black hole that is our video feeds. One minute, we're watching a simple workout tutorial, and the next, we’re knee-deep in dancing maids, lesbians with carabiners, and homesteaders raising chickens or fighting off emus. How does this happen?! We break down the magic (or madness) of the algorithm, laugh at the absolute randomness of our pages,...

In this episode of Chickens are the New Kittens, the lifelong debates of the best chicken nugget and side dish are discussed while Beth and Chelsey embark on their first hike of the season. As they huff and puff through the trails, they challenge the flavors, textures, and more of one of Americas fast food favorites. It doesn’t stop at nuggies! Cheese curds, burgers, fries, onion rings, nothing is...

In this special birthday episode, Chelsey puts Beth in the hot seat for a deep dive into her 40 years of life, laughter, and, of course, a little chicken poop. From her biggest wins to her most questionable life choices, Beth gets real about the moments that shaped her into the woman she is today. From favorite foods, things she’d go back and change, or stress relief! And how many mishaps has she...

Why is decluttering so hard? In this episode, we get real about our own struggles with letting go of clutter—both in our homes and in our minds. We share personal stories, swap tips, and give each other advice on how to finally break free from the mess. From sentimental attachments to the dreaded “I might need this someday” mindset, we unpack the biggest obstacles that keep us stuck. Plus, we talk...

Warning: This episode contains explicit adult content and vulgar language. Listener discretion is advised. Also, we do not condone the use of alcohol to solve your problems, try therapy bro. In this chaotic and completely pointless episode, two women, one heartbroken and one simply there for moral support, try to make sense of their lives while drinking a variety of spirits. As they veer wildly of...

In this fun and unpredictable episode, Chelsey and Beth debate what genre their lives would be if they were movies—Chelsey goes with dramedy, while Beth picks a musical! They cast the perfect actors to play themselves and their costars, creating an epic storyline filled with laughter, drama, and spontaneous dancing. As usual, tangents ensue, from previous topics to random swings. Join them for a l...

In this heartwarming episode, we explore the profound impact that pets—specifically cats, dogs, and even chickens—can have on our mental health. From their unconditional love to their calming presence, we discuss how these beloved animals help us maintain routine, manage anxiety, and improve our overall well-being. We talk about how spending time with pets can reduce stress and provide a comfortin...

In this episode of Chickens are the New Kittens, Beth hosts SOLO in an interview with Jedi Master Chris and embarks on a journey through a galaxy far, far away, exploring favorite Star Wars moments, characters, and lore that have shaped the saga like no other. From iconic scenes that force their way into our hearts to the cultural impact that’s truly out of this world, they discuss what makes Star...

WARNING-Some spoiler alerts ahead! In this episode, we step into the world of TV shows we can’t get enough of—whether we love them, hate them, or just can’t stop watching even though we know we should. From guilty pleasures we rewatch over and over, to the bizarre obsession with shows we don’t even like but need to finish, we’re talking about all the wild tangents our TV habits take, and even go o...

In this episode, we’re exploring the world of thrifting — from the hidden treasures in thrift stores and antique shops to the unique finds that make gift-giving special. Whether it’s vintage fashion, quirky home decor, or unexpected collectibles, there’s always something waiting to be discovered. We’ll dive into the thrill of the hunt and discuss how thrifting is not only a great way to score one-...

Get ready to hatch some fresh ideas and paws-itively crack up as we peck our way through the wild world of DIY home projects—where the successes are cluckin' brilliant and the fails are purrfectly messy! In this episode, we’re serving up some egg-cellent stories of home improvements gone right—and a few feather-brained misadventures that’ll have you rolling in the hay (or maybe just rolling in the...

In this episode, we're celebrating the joy of comfort food—no matter the season! From the hearty soups of winter to the light, fresh bites of summer, we dive into our favorite seasonal dishes and explore how food has a way of bringing us together. Whether we're indulging in rich stews, crisp salads, or indulgent desserts, we love a wide variety of cuisines and aren't afraid to try it all. We share...

Happy New Year! As we turn the page to 2025, it's time to rethink the idea of New Year's resolutions. Instead of setting one-time promises that fade away by February, why not approach the new year with long-term goals that bring positivity, self-love, and a renewed sense of purpose into every part of your life? In this episode, we talk about setting empowering goals focused on health, financial fr...

In this episode, we chat with local homesteader and hunter Melissa about how she sustains her family through a combination of backyard gardening, raising animals, and ethical hunting. Melissa shares practical tips for starting your own garden, raising small animals like quail and rabbits, and using hunting to supplement your food supply. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a beginner looking to...

In this zen episode, the hosts share their personal go-to stress management techniques and dig into what works for them to stay calm during life’s hectic moments. From meditation and massage to baking and exercise, they explore a variety of approaches to coping with stress. They also discuss how certain methods can be adapted to fit different personalities and lifestyles, offering advice on how to...

Trigger Warning: This episode includes a discussion of pet loss, which may be distressing to some listeners. Please listen with care. In this heartwarming episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, we explore the powerful parallels between fostering animals, cuddling babies in need in hospitals, and the importance of adopting over shopping for pets. We discuss the life-changing impact of opening you...

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, Chelsey interviews Beth’s teenage son Shamus about life with ADHD. He shares his experiences navigating school, family dynamics, and personal growth, shedding light on the challenges, unexpected moments, and pleasant or unpleasant surprises that come with the diagnosis. This candid conversation provides a unique window into the ADHD experience, emph...

Welcome to the very first episode the Chickens are the new Kittens podcast! In this introductory episode, we’re pulling back the curtain to introduce ourselves—your hosts Beth and Chelsey! Join us as we dive into our personal stories, interests, and what brought us together as friends. We’ll talk about our shared love of all things grandma, how we first met, and why we decided to start this person...

Don’t be fooled, this is not an episode. This is an introduction to the introduction episode. We wanted to introduce ourselves before we introduce… ourselves. Tune in every Sunday at noon starting 12/01/24 for new episodes of Chickens Are The New Kittens.