Chelsy And Noelle Go To Hell

It was the spring of 1973 when the small town of Enfield, Illinois came under the dark cloud of EVIL.  Children were attacked, houses were vandalized, and an entire community lived in fear of the monster lurking just beyond the shadows of the woods.   It could be mutant foreskin, or it could be...THE ENFIELD TERROR.

On February 22nd, 1803 off the mid-eastern coast of Japan, a group of fishermen noticed a strange vessel floating just off the horizon.   While the mysterious object was interesting in its own right, what the fishermen discovered inside ended up being one of the first known alien encounters of the fifth kind documented in that region's history.  Where did it come from, and what was it trying to pr...

The feminist movement of the 1960s brought with it many changes - specifically, women entered the workforce in record numbers and competition for jobs and fair wages moved to the forefront of American media.  This new status quo was difficult to adjust to and we did what we did best whenever women gain power. BLAME THE DEVIL.

The 1990s was a tumultuous time for the USSR - they were dealing with the fallout of Chernobyl, attempted coups, and...Ukrainian elevator deaths? With everything going on, it seems suspicious that the Chief Director of the KGB himself would take the time to sweep a series of alleged drug overdoes under the rug.  Just who, or what , was the Soviet Union trying to cover up?

On April 26th, 1986, one of the largest nuclear disasters in history occurred at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union.  While the Soviet Union tried to sweep this under the rug, the news of the destruction and deaths slowly reached the world news cycle. What didn't get discussed, however, were the strange phone calls and...

While we watch the chaos unfold in the world today, Chelsy and Noelle open up an episode meant for Patreon to show a small glimpse into the rants of ravings of two unfiltered lunatics. Enjoy this Patreon preview where we talk about the misguided nature of Utah's religion, politics, and more.  

In 1943 war-torn Europe, four teenage boys were scouring the countryside looking for game when they stumbled across a very unique tree with a very curious tenant.  What they originally thought were bird eggs turned out to be something much more nefarious.   Soon, graffiti began to plague the countryside asking one important question - "Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?"

It's been a while since we visited the raw and chaotic glory of Florida Man.  Join us as we have a light episode full of fun stories of the world's worst superhero.  Come for the fun, stare into oblivion under the crushing realization that these stories actually happened in real life.

In 1977, Dover, Massachusetts was terrorized over the period of 48 hours by something witnesses could only describe as a demon.  Although it disappeared just as quickly as it came, there is a long legacy of strange occurrences happening in this small town that not even the experts can explain.

In a small village in the south of Spain in 1971, María Gómez Cámara noticed that small stains on her floor morphed from an everyday annoyance to a life-encompassing nightmare.  What, or who , is in the floors on the Cámara house and why won't they leave?

The lore of the Wendigo surpasses written history and with good reason -  They've lurked in the Great Lakes area since the dawn of man, but no one knows exactly where they came from.  Extreme conditions like hunger, cold, or even sorrow can produce a cannibalistic Wendigo.   But what happens when such stories start bleeding into the historical record?  It's time to take a closer look at a very rea...

Tombstone, Arizona is a podcast favorite - legendary lawmen Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday stood toe-to-toe with the infamous gang of outlaws known as the Cowboys.  However, Tombstone is home to more legends than mere men... Resting between the Huachuca and Whetstone mountain ranges lies a creature who has reigned since the dawn of time.  The evidence for its existence is out there, we just have to f...

On September 12th, 1952, the night sky of Braxton County was illuminated by a mysterious object which crash-landed into a field.  At the height of the red scare, a small group of boys approached the crash site where they encountered the infamous Flatwoods Monster.  Was this phantom merely shared hysteria over a barn owl or was this small town infiltrated by an alien from outer space?

Join us as we dive into the world of Shen Yun - a dance troupe promoted by The Epoch Times, a media outlet affiliated with Falun Gong.  Marketed as a visual display of 5000 years of culture, this hypnotic phenomenon has a nefarious message, with dancers even preaching the "deadly ideas of evolution." We're only one two-step away from total domination - but even so, it just may be too late for us a...

Join us as we dive headfirst into the religious cult of suffering and its most notable mascot in modern times, Saint Mother Teresa.  This history of flagellation goes hand in hand with Church lineage, but what happens when the idea of holy agony is weaponized against those on the frontlines of true human anguish?

Join us as we discuss the mysterious Lake Vostok of Antarctica.  This massive and mysterious body of water sits approximately 13,000 feet below the surface of our favorite continent and has been subjected to a Cold War 2.0 between the United States and former Soviet Russia.   Something is calling from the depths of Antarctica once more and it's hungry for human blood...

We are dragging the Royal Family out of their reptilian terrarium and putting them in the doghouse where they belong.   For years, historians have blamed George III's strange descent into madness on a blood disorder called porphyria....but we know the real truth, and Queen Elizabeth isn't keeping a royal fleet of corgis around for mere entertainment.  By George, they may be the only thing preventi...

The Fresno Nightcrawlers, or Haunted Pants as we lovingly call them, are a relatively new cryptid that were first seen in 2007.  They've been primarily documented on security footage and despite the best efforts of investigative teams and even the History Channel, these clips cannot be explained or dismissed. We may not know what they are or where they come from, but we do know that we love them a...

Whenever an uptick in UFO sightings plagues an area, there is someone (or something), that usually isn't too far behind.  Join us as we talk about the mysterious phenomena of the Smiling Man, Indrid Cold. Is Indrid Cold just a man with a penchant for showing up in the right place at the right time or is he a modern-day harbinger of doom?

Join us for another whodunit episode where we dive into the mysterious Burari Deaths of Delhi. What we know is that a family of eleven was wiped out all at once - it’s up to listeners to decide who, or what, was responsible in the end.

Something is wrong in Gobi desert of Mongolia.  For hundreds of years, the nomadic locals have told stories of entire herds of livestock dropping dead without explanation.  The elders refuse to cross the sands in fear of having their lives stripped away from them without a moment's notice. Whatever lurks just beneath the surface of the desert sands has been killing for thousands of years...  And i...

We are talking about Typhoid Mary and the strange legacy of deadly illness that she left in her wake.  Some call her an angel of death while some call her a victim of the State.  Come for the poop, stay for cooking tips, and if you're lucky enough maybe we will all find friendship along the way.

We are taking a hard right turn back into the world of religion by discussing the most studied artifact in the world, the Shroud of Turin.  Was this the burial cloth of a crucifixion victim (aka JESUS HIMSELF) or a very convincing piece of art fraud?  And if it's been studied so prevalently then why can scientists not agree with what the heckin' heck it could be?

Ironically, Chels goes solo to talk about doppelgängers while Noelle is out of town touring seminaries.  Join the lone lard and dive into the idea that your very double is out there somewhere, waiting to kill you at worst and hoping to give you bad advice at best.

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