Matthew John Philip Jones

Chef Tales Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 102 episodes

Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

Author

Matthew John Philip Jones

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.tiktok.com

Latest episode

Jun 13, 2026

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Episodes

The penultimate episode 26.10.2020

Bombhead news and there’s another round of What line is this film from anyway?

Old man 20.10.2020

Some football talk and another classic game of What line is this film from anyway.

Happy 70th Dad 10.10.2020

A change of scenery this time round for me recording my podcast. Another round of What line is this film from anyway?

Let one go! 30.09.2020

Another game of What line is this film from anyway? I want your answers! Do it! Do it now!

Short and sweet 20.09.2020

Shorter than my usual episodes but hopefully a few laughs a long the way. No cheating in regards to my new game, What line is this film from anyway?

Let him have it! 11.09.2020

An episode like no other. Who am I kidding lol.

Q&A 24.07.2020

This episode is a little different. I wanted to shake it up a bit.

I’m wicked and I’m lazy 29.06.2020

Bit of a rant about current events and also a story about a lazy little turd.

Hey fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy 21.06.2020

Working in Christchurch Dorset

Living in a dream world 15.06.2020

I had taken up an offer of being the resident caterer at a local sports club. A lot of baggage came with it.

3’s a crowd 08.06.2020

This episode is about certain wankers that are still in the trade and don’t belong in the trade.

It’s all gravy! 31.05.2020

We needed another base for the catering company as it was time to say goodbye to our cafe. An opportunity became available in the centre of town.

Waterloo 21.05.2020

The final episode of the second series come to a close. Another pissed up story and another irritating twats story. This episode is about working in Waterloo.

A kitchen nightmare Part 2 10.05.2020

Another day, another disgusting restaurant. I didn’t stick around for long.

Sweet 16 06.05.2020

Back where it all began for me, at 16 years of age.

Thanks 24.04.2020

This story is about a time when I felt used. This episode includes another pissed up story.

Jokers 17.04.2020

A restaurant owned by a guy who just got out of prison after he did ten years for cocaine smuggling. What could possibly go wrong?

Fawlty Towers 06.04.2020

A hotel that reminded me of the famous comedy series. A rude owner and lots and lots of problems.

There’s a snake in my kitchen what am I gonna do? 26.03.2020

Excuse my voice if it’s hard to hear. Snakes don’t belong in kitchens!

A kitchen nightmare part 1 19.03.2020

Have you seen kitchen nightmares with Mr Ramsay? This is Mattyboy’s kitchen nightmares. Need I say more.

AA rosette 12.03.2020

I remember once when I was laughed at because I was talking about wanting to win a rosette. Well, I actually won an AA rosette. I was feeling on top of world. Fuck you Martin Clunes look a like, you drunk!

Can’t cook 03.03.2020

This time around I didn’t have to carry just one chef but two fucking chefs, half a brain cell between them. I better get that superman costume back on!

Once in a lifetime opportunity 28.02.2020

I was working at a really shitty place that didn’t appreciate me. The money was awful. I wanted out. A dream job became available. Should I go for it? Oh what the heck! What have I got to lose?

Jekyll and Hyde 18.02.2020

The head chef of this restaurant was a complete nut job. A psychopath. He belonged in the mental hospital. He clearly wasn’t all there.

Working for a Michelin Starred chef 13.02.2020

I jumped at the chance to work for a Michelin starred chef, who wouldn’t? All is not what it seems.

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