Matthew John Philip Jones
Chef Tales Podcast
Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.
Author
Matthew John Philip Jones
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Latest episode
Jun 13, 2026
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Episodes
The penultimate episode 26.10.2020 24:54
Bombhead news and there’s another round of What line is this film from anyway?
Old man 20.10.2020 20:32
Some football talk and another classic game of What line is this film from anyway.
Happy 70th Dad 10.10.2020 23:01
A change of scenery this time round for me recording my podcast. Another round of What line is this film from anyway?
Let one go! 30.09.2020 24:24
Another game of What line is this film from anyway? I want your answers! Do it! Do it now!
Short and sweet 20.09.2020 19:26
Shorter than my usual episodes but hopefully a few laughs a long the way. No cheating in regards to my new game, What line is this film from anyway?
Let him have it! 11.09.2020 35:47
An episode like no other. Who am I kidding lol.
Q&A 24.07.2020 42:50
This episode is a little different. I wanted to shake it up a bit.
I’m wicked and I’m lazy 29.06.2020 31:32
Bit of a rant about current events and also a story about a lazy little turd.
Hey fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy 21.06.2020 27:12
Working in Christchurch Dorset
Living in a dream world 15.06.2020 35:12
I had taken up an offer of being the resident caterer at a local sports club. A lot of baggage came with it.
3’s a crowd 08.06.2020 23:11
This episode is about certain wankers that are still in the trade and don’t belong in the trade.
It’s all gravy! 31.05.2020 35:59
We needed another base for the catering company as it was time to say goodbye to our cafe. An opportunity became available in the centre of town.
Waterloo 21.05.2020 30:34
The final episode of the second series come to a close. Another pissed up story and another irritating twats story. This episode is about working in Waterloo.
A kitchen nightmare Part 2 10.05.2020 33:53
Another day, another disgusting restaurant. I didn’t stick around for long.
Sweet 16 06.05.2020 30:37
Back where it all began for me, at 16 years of age.
Thanks 24.04.2020 34:30
This story is about a time when I felt used. This episode includes another pissed up story.
Jokers 17.04.2020 23:51
A restaurant owned by a guy who just got out of prison after he did ten years for cocaine smuggling. What could possibly go wrong?
Fawlty Towers 06.04.2020 18:03
A hotel that reminded me of the famous comedy series. A rude owner and lots and lots of problems.
There’s a snake in my kitchen what am I gonna do? 26.03.2020 25:46
Excuse my voice if it’s hard to hear. Snakes don’t belong in kitchens!
A kitchen nightmare part 1 19.03.2020 36:47
Have you seen kitchen nightmares with Mr Ramsay? This is Mattyboy’s kitchen nightmares. Need I say more.
AA rosette 12.03.2020 32:12
I remember once when I was laughed at because I was talking about wanting to win a rosette. Well, I actually won an AA rosette. I was feeling on top of world. Fuck you Martin Clunes look a like, you drunk!
Can’t cook 03.03.2020 23:14
This time around I didn’t have to carry just one chef but two fucking chefs, half a brain cell between them. I better get that superman costume back on!
Once in a lifetime opportunity 28.02.2020 38:45
I was working at a really shitty place that didn’t appreciate me. The money was awful. I wanted out. A dream job became available. Should I go for it? Oh what the heck! What have I got to lose?
Jekyll and Hyde 18.02.2020 25:21
The head chef of this restaurant was a complete nut job. A psychopath. He belonged in the mental hospital. He clearly wasn’t all there.
Working for a Michelin Starred chef 13.02.2020 12:07
I jumped at the chance to work for a Michelin starred chef, who wouldn’t? All is not what it seems.
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