Matthew John Philip Jones

Chef Tales Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 102 episodes

Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

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Matthew John Philip Jones

Episodes

Stop being a twat 28.10.2023 34:34

Dealing with rude customers and a quiz, You think you know me.

Proper food 26.09.2023 22:07

Miss Piggy is up to her old tricks again of getting under my skin.

Full Ricky Gervais mode 10.09.2023 37:06

Back once again for the hell of it. I think that this is episode is a record for the number of rants.

Minus one brother 07.08.2023 25:13

Series 10 is officially done. Getting old and injuries are the top of conversation.

This is bullshit 27.07.2023 35:14

What I’ve been up to and of course, more of Matt rants.

We can’t put all our eggs in one basket 13.06.2023 22:16

I find out the tips and tricks from the wedding venue

Miss Piggy 17.05.2023 31:34

Ladies and gentlemen i give you Miss Piggy.

It’s time to make changes 14.03.2023 15:33

I’ve been putting shit off for far too long.

Lost 27.02.2023 37:51

It’s literally a year since those lovely people at the golf club got rid of us.

Back by popular demand 14.02.2023 40:04

Yes I’m back for a tenth series of the chef tales podcast

What a final that was! 19.12.2022 21:59

So this is the end of series 9. Thank you for listening.

Heartache, we’re used to it. 12.12.2022 10:43

A short episode with more World Cup talk.

The best player in the world 09.12.2022 14:33

Yep, it’s that time of the year again when you’re feeling rough. Oh and some more World Cup talk.

It’s not a fucking feast! 30.11.2022 26:40

Catching up with me your host mattyboy and what I’ve been up to. Plus World Cup talk.

What’s your favourite scary movie? 24.10.2022 30:09

I talk about The great south run, something that I do every year. My charity boxing match and as Halloween is nearly upon us, I have made a list of my top ten horror films.

Annihilated chicken 22.09.2022 26:47

More equipment breaking in the kitchen again. A horrible birthday meal and another annoying fuck

You have yourself to blame 29.08.2022 31:59

For one time only. An episode recorded whilst I was half cut.

Chef tales the singles part 2 01.08.2022 23:21

The second album

“Fixed my arse” 01.08.2022 23:12

This series has flown by.

“Who does he think is, Jose Mourinho?” 17.07.2022 32:03

More fun and games in the hotel kitchen.

The pot calling the kettle black 24.06.2022 28:10

I apologise for the sound quality.