Cheapseat Reviews

1990's Darkman   A brilliant scientist left for dead returns to exact revenge on the people who burned him alive.   Our first episode without Chad, Andrew fills in, and Corny tries to do a Liam Neason voice.    Cheapseat Reviews: the podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2012's Iron Sky    The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.   On our 100th episode, we hear from Angry Scotsman and learn something a little sad.     

2005's Constantine    Constantine tells the story of irreverent supernatural detective John Constantine, who has literally been to hell and back.   Everyone tries an Keanu impression and the Oregon militia get an interesting gift.    CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2003's The Rundown    A tough aspiring chef is hired to bring home a mobster's son from the Amazon but becomes involved in the fight against an oppressive town operator and the search for a legendary treasure.   We find out that Chad is a big Joh Cena fan and Shawn isn't   Cheapseat Reviews: the podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2015's Star Wars: The Force Awakens   Three decades after the defeat of the Galactic Empire, a new threat arises. The First Order attempts to rule the galaxy and only a ragtag group of heroes can stop them, along with the help of the Resistance.   We talk spoilers, lightsabers, and how awesome this movie is.    CheapSeat Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greate...

2014's Nightcrawler    When Louis Bloom, a driven man desperate for work, muscles into the world of L.A. crime journalism, he blurs the line between observer and participant to become the star of his own story. Aiding him in his effort is Nina, a TV-news veteran.   Cheapest Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2007's Next   A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack.   CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

1999's Wing Commander   Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe.   Future people are racist, and space cats are evil.   CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good.   

1985's Witness   A young Amish boy is sole witness to a murder; policeman John Book goes into hiding in Amish country to protect him until the trial.   Chad is MIA, again.     Cheapseat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2004's Kung Fu Hustle    In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.   Chad gets a sound board!     CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the Greater good. 

1987's Masters of the Universe   A prince turned warrior named He-Man battles against the dark lord Skeletor on the planet Eternia. He-Man and his comrades arrive on Earth and discover two teenage lovers to find the magical Cosmic Key.   CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

1997's Good Will Hunting    Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a psychologist to find direction in his life.   Chad is sick, sam's accents are terrible, but we really needed a good movie to watch 

2012's ABC's of Death    A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.   Truly, this movie is rough, you've been warned.    CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2004's Saw   Would you kill to live? When a madman tries to teach how much life is worth, two men find themselves in a room with no idea how they got there or why they're there.   Chad is still MIA, but we still had fun.    CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2014's Zombeavers    A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.   We suffer through this movie and determine what the moratorium on spoilers   CheapSeat Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2012's  A Fantastic Fear of Everything   A crime novelist whose research on Victorian serial killers has turned him into a paranoid wreck must confront his worst fears when a film executive takes a sudden interest in his movie script.   Sam makes funny noises with his phone, and Corny wins the episode.     CheapSeat Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater goo...

2007's Hot Fuzz    Exceptional London cop Nicholas Angel is involuntarily transferred to a quaint English village and paired with a witless new partner. While on the beat, Nicholas suspects a sinister conspiracy is afoot with the residents.   A good time was had by all on this crazy episode     CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good.   

2014's Hercules      Having endured his legendary twelve labors, Hercules, the Greek demigod, has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace and his daughter seek his aid in defeating a tyrannical warlord.     Chad wins this episode early.       CheapSeat Reviews: The podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

1989's Batman    The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker.   Andrew joins us again in the longest episode ever! I cut out the bad parts so you won't get bored.  Well, som eof the bad parts.    CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greaer good. 

2013's The Family    The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard.   Chad is back, but Corny isn't, so Andrew is here!   CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2001's Enemy at the Gates   A Russian sniper and a German sniper play a game of cat-and-mouse during the Battle of Stalingrad.   CheapSeat Reviews: the Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good.    We missed Chad tonight but we will soldier on. 

1994's Maverick   Bret Maverick, needing money for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a charming woman thief.   Sam wants a new nickname, Commadore! 

2014's Noah   A man is chosen by his world's creator to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world.   No Sam this week, but we soldier on through Noah.     CheapSeat Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good. 

2014's Transfomers 4: Age of Extinction   Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic (Mark Wahlberg), his daughter (Nicola Peltz), and her back street racing boyfriend (Jack Reynor) for help.   We review this terrible film about explosions and some other stuff that happended....

1992's Patriot Games    When CIA Analyst Jack Ryan interferes with an IRA assassination, a renegade faction targets him and his family for revenge.   Sam and Chad suffer through some bad internet.     CheapSeat Reviews: The Podcast that explores the Hollywood film industry for the greater good.