Chaz Kicks Off!

The big one… and it’s going to divide opinion. This week on Chaz Kicks Off , we reveal the AI-selected greatest QPR XI of all time — and let’s just say… some HUGE names are missing 👀 Stan Bowles on the bench?! Wayne Routledge in?! This is going to kick off. Charlie Austin reacts, fans’ teams are thrown into the mix, and the debate gets heated — because when it comes to QPR… everyone’s got an opin...

England fans paid good money at Wembley… and got absolutely nothing back. 😡 In this Monday bulletin, Charlie Austin and the lads don’t hold back after a flat, frustrating night — from shocking entertainment levels to serious questions around selection, tactics and attitude. We get into: 💸 Wembley prices OUT OF CONTROL (£46 for food?!) 🇬🇧 England’s performance — “not good enough” 🤯 Selection deb...

Is Mo Salah now Liverpool’s greatest ever player … or are we getting carried away? On this episode of Chaz Kicks Off , Charlie gets stuck into the ultimate football debate — what actually defines “greatness” at a club? We break down: Where Salah ranks in Liverpool history Legends vs modern icons — can you even compare eras? What makes a true club “GOAT” And it’s not just Liverpool… Charlie also di...

It was a weekend full of drama, collapse and serious questions at the top — and one standout performance in West London. Charlie Austin doesn’t hold back as he breaks down: Tottenham’s embarrassing collapse at home — are Spurs in real trouble? Arsenal under the spotlight again — do they actually know how to get over the line? Newcastle’s growing mentality problem — what’s really going wrong inside...

Newcastle United face a massive Premier League Tyne-Wear derby with Charlie Austin admitting the season could be defined by what happens against Sunderland. There is also a full takedown of Chelsea after another bruising European night, Liverpool’s response under pressure, Arsenal v Manchester City at Wembley, and why QPR have a real chance to build momentum at home this weekend in the EFL. Charli...

Liverpool get booed off at Anfield, Chelsea look a mess again, and Charlie Austin gives his verdict on a huge QPR response after going behind at Leicester. On this week’s Chaz Kicks Off , Charlie and Peter get stuck into a wild football weekend — from Spurs frustrating Liverpool, to Chelsea’s bizarre “respect the ball” nonsense, to Arsenal getting a title shove from a 16-year-old who should probab...

Tottenham are in absolute freefall and Charlie doesn’t hold back — if Spurs drop into the bottom three, the panic really starts. From the goalkeeper chaos to the manager being way out of his depth, this is a brutal takedown of the mess at Tottenham right now. The lads also tear into the Premier League’s awful week in Europe, with Chelsea and Man City getting shown up on the biggest stage, while Ar...

This one’s a proper rant — because everyone’s finally saying what we’ve been saying for weeks: football’s turning into a grim product. Arsenal’s “dark arts”, time-wasting and anti-football tactics… are they clever, or are they ruining the Premier League? Liverpool look broken, refs keep dropping disasters with no real punishment, and QPR ? Mid-table comfort zone again — and that’s exactly why it d...

It was a weekend where defenders simply forgot their job. Chaz reckons it’s not “Arsenal are brilliant at corners”… it’s that nobody in the Premier League can defend set pieces , full stop — and the goal count proves it. We get into Arsenal’s cohesion vs Chelsea’s chaos (and their latest red card), the title race reality check, and why Manchester United still aren’t “in the conversation” despite t...

Is Anthony Gordon actually “world class”… or has that label become meaningless? We get right into the debate and why fans (and pundits) throw it around far too easily. Then it’s onto the Championship, where QPR’s form and mentality get absolutely questioned — from basics at the back to what on earth you’re doing having a huddle at 4–0 down. And just when you think football can’t get any stranger…...

Charlie’s back home, back to a proper Sunday roast… and straight into tearing apart “Super Sunday.” This week on Chaz Kicks Off , we ask the question plenty of fans are thinking: where’s the drama gone? The Premier League calls it the best product in the world — but too many games are feeling flat, predictable and lacking real quality. Charlie doesn’t hold back on Spurs’ struggles, Liverpool getti...

Arsenal wobble? We’re going there. Saka’s deal, the big sub, dressing-room leaks, and Charlie’s verdict: no title = Arteta out. Plus Trippier vs Gordon after Newcastle hit six, Mourinho controversy, and John Terry vs Van Dijk . 🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real football opinions need proper fuel. Huel is nutritionally complete food, quick to prepare, and perfect for busy matchdays. 💷 Get £1...

Charlie’s in the Maldives, and the football world’s losing its head. We go in on the week’s madness: Tottenham’s latest meltdown, the “new gaffer bounce” gamble, and the uncomfortable question Spurs fans hate hearing — what actually makes a ‘big club’ in 2026? Then it’s up to Nottingham Forest, where the chairman’s trigger finger is quicker than a VAR check — four managers in a season and counting...

Has VAR gone too far? Has the letter of the law killed our game? Charlie Austin fires both barrels at the offcials........... 🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real football opinions need proper fuel. Huel is nutritionally complete food, quick to prepare, and perfect for busy matchdays. 💷 Get £10 OFF your first order 👉 https://my.huel.com/CAUSTIN89 Use code CHARLIEAUSTIN89 at checkout. Hosted o...

Cristiano Ronaldo is dominating the headlines again — but this time it’s not goals… it’s a standoff . We break down the “on strike” noise, why the club (and the league) can’t be seen to bend , and the uncomfortable truth: when you’re a global icon brought in to elevate a whole project, your behaviour carries national-level consequences — and your legacy can take a hit fast. Then we flip it to a pr...

ransfer deadline day wasn’t dull — it was mad . We break down the £48m Jørgen Strand Larsen shock (one Premier League goal… seriously?) and ask when does football inflation stop? Then the drama: Mateta’s “dream move” to AC Milan and why medicals can flip a deal in seconds — with Charlie’s own story of a Premier League move collapsing at Hull (and how Harry Redknapp took the gamble anyway. Plus: th...

⚽️🇺🇸 EP14 | CHAZ KICKS OFF 🗽 Flight cancelled → 48hrs extra in NYC (bucket list chaos) 🔵⚪️ 150 QPR fans at 9:15am in -10°C + “Purple for Lily” 💜 🏆 UCL new format = proper drama … Prem still feels “chessy/physical” 🔥 Weekend: Liverpool v Newcastle + QPR v Coventry (Lampard) #ChasKicksOff #CharlieAustin #QPR #UCL #PremierLeague Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arsenal Are Champions (Because Nobody’s Fighting Them) It’s the Thursday edition of Chaz Kicks Off and Charlie’s on the move — suitcases packed, passport out, and a proper QPR trip incoming. Chas is heading to New York for a fan takeover with the NYC R’s , a meet-and-greet, a bit of classic shirts culture, and even Nets vs Celtics at the Barclays before the big one: QPR vs Wrexham on Saturday. Pro...

Super Sunday’s become Snoozy Sunday, and we’re not even going to pretend otherwise. In this Monday bulletin, Charlie Austin tears into the state of the Premier League right now: same tactics, same slow build-up, same “chess match” nonsense… and fans paying top money to watch 90 minutes of nothing. 🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real football opinions need proper fuel. Huel is nutritionally com...

Manchester United are a circus. Spurs fans are booing again. And Charlie Austin says the traditional No.9 is officially dead. In this week’s episode of Chaz Kicks Off , Charlie doesn’t hold back as we tear into the chaos engulfing the Premier League — from United’s never-ending managerial confusion to Tottenham’s identity crisis and why modern forwards just aren’t clinical anymore. 🎧 This episode...

The Premier League’s been called “stale”… so the FA Cup turned up and chose chaos. 🔥 This Monday round-up is pure third-round madness: cupsets, red cards, extra time and goals flying in — including one of the biggest shocks in years as holders Crystal Palace get dumped out at Macclesfield after the volunteers clear the pitch and the underdogs do the rest. 🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real f...

A week that had everything — chaos at St James’ Park, a Newcastle poll that exploded to 15,000 votes , and Manchester United spiralling into what Charlie calls “an old boys’ club” with no plan and no identity. 🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real football opinions need proper fuel. Huel is nutritionally complete food, quick to prepare, and perfect for busy matchdays. 💷 Get £10 OFF your first o...

🎧 This episode is powered by Huel Real football opinions need proper fuel. Huel is nutritionally complete food, quick to prepare, and perfect for busy matchdays. 💷 Get £10 OFF your first order 👉 https://my.huel.com/CAUSTIN89 Use code CHARLIEAUSTIN89 at checkout. New Year, same madness. Charlie’s back — and he’s not holding back. We’ve got the Blackpool ‘hotel room’ farce (yes, they made fans sh...

In this Boxing Day special of Chaz Kicks Off , Charlie Austin doesn’t hold back — questioning how tradition has been ripped up, why fans are paying the price, and whether the Premier League has completely lost touch. We get into Chelsea vs Villa, Man United vs Newcastle, Arsenal’s title nerves, Wolves’ grim reality, VAR chaos, and why some managers have finally had enough of the officiating circus...

It’s the festive build-up and the Premier League served up pure chaos. Charlie Austin and Peter Redding react to a bonkers weekend — starting with the mad Chelsea vs Newcastle “game of two halves”… before the conversation turns into our biggest VAR/PGMOL breakdown yet. We also launch Charlie’s Card — our new predictions game where you go head-to-head with Charlie for bragging rights (and a place o...