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David and Joe have managed to wangle an invite to the World Snooker Championships at The Crucible thanks to Andy Goldstein. They are beyond excited and chat about what they are going to wear and where they will sit. To try and calm their nerves before the big day they have a chat with Andy. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon...

It's the first new ep of the new series. David and Joe have been asked to record a punchy little intro about all the brilliant guests and exciting eps they have coming up in Series 8. Instead they talk about something else. A cracking start to The Damaged Calf Series. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to ou...

David and Joe are finally ready to set sail on their narrowboat. Before they leave on the maiden voyage a few old friends pop over for a BBQ... Davide Darood tells them all about his new lottery prediction business and introduces them to his brother Christopher. Mr Taylor and ticklish Tel turn up but Mr Taylor is hiding from Roger Babbage Quantock. Joe starts up the boat and as they set sail all t...

David and Joe have had a lot of problems with the narrowboat so ask Mr Taylor to come round so they can run through everything that has gone wrong. Mr Taylor is making a massive crumble. He tells them all about his winklepickers and then his assistant ticklish Tel knocks on the door. Mr Taylor owns 12 themed barges that he manages with his other assistant Logan. Tel sings a fleetwood mac song and...

David and Joe get some narrowboating tips and tales from Eddie Phillips an old guy who's been hanging about the canal for nigh on 40 years. Ted recites some poems from his new book Tales of a Seafaring Man and tells them about his wife Sheila who slipped off the boat into the sluice gate after drinking too much Mateus Rose. He then went on to have an affair with Sheena (or was it Shona?) and Patri...

David & Joe's brother Paul is coming to visit them on the narrowboat. They are a bit nervous as Paul has just finished an 18 year stretch inside. While they wait for him to arrive they struggle to remember their favourite Paul stories. When Paul turns up he tells them all about his crimes, childhood illnesses and how he passed his time in solitary. David has made Paul some spag bol but Paul ha...

David & Joe are looking for someone to clean their new narrowboat. They come across Davide Darood who lives in a thatched cottage and has a plethora of businesses including a cleaning company called Lemony Zing. Davide takes a look at the boat which is covered in weetabix and decides he may need his assistant Jammie to help him clean it. Davide Darood played by Greg McHugh who be will taking a...

David & Joe meet Edward who is the custodian of the boat they have just purchased from Mr Taylor. He is supposed to be giving them the keys and showing them how to drive the narrowboat but is listening to Ian Dale. Edward makes them a cup of tea and tells them about a murder. They start the boat up with one of the 14 keys. It ends up in a bit of a barney and Edward ends up in the canal. (Edwar...

David & Joe decide to buy Mr Taylor's narrowboat so they go to see him in the pub to do a deal. He tells them all about his girlfriend Lilibet and they meet Johnson who is related to Noddy Holder. They handover the cash and Mr Taylor's real name is revealed by Lilibet. (Mr Taylor & Lilibet played by Seb Cardinal) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagr...

David and Joe decide they need three Red Setters for the boat. They go to see Mr Cooper who has three identical dogs of different sizes for sale and a room full of sedated dogs. He tells them about his friends Lilian & Peter Driftwood and Peter Lake. Mr Cooper also has a lamination and de-lamination business as a sideline. Mr Cooper devised and played by Robert Popper Follow Chatabix on Twitte...

David and Joe have start to think about the realities of owning a canal boat. They discuss their roles and responsibilities and run through a checklist for narrow boat owners. They decide to buy three skittish red setters called Aerial, Archive and Barney. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https...

David and Joe go to look at another boat on the same stretch of canal. They drop in on a surprised Mrs Falconio and ask about buying her big 57ft narrowboat. Mrs Falconio tells them all about her husband Jonny who is in a coma due to a cricket accident. Then Mrs Falconio introduces them to Martin who happens to be building a dock for the boat. (Mrs Falconio is played by Anna Crilly) Follow Chatabi...

David and Joe wake up in the AirBNB in Glenfield. They take a drive back to Rothley to see if the owner of the boat they want to buy is at home. His name is Mr Taylor. To his surprise they ask to see the boat. Mr Taylor tells them all about his son, a man called Gerald and Avocado Attack. They try to guess his age and he shows them round the boat. (the brilliant character Mr Taylor devised and pla...

David and Joe travel to Rothley to view the boat. The narrowboat owner isn't at home so they take a stroll along the canal and book an Airbnb. They make a couple of calls to see if they can get a boat mortgage. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees...

Joe and David embark on a remarkable quest to buy their very own narrowboat. Diving headfirst into the world of canal boat living, the pair set out on a mission to find the perfect floating home. But first they have to agree on where it will be moored (amongst other things.) This is the very first of their canal boat adventures from the Chatabix 'Back Chatalogue'. Follow Chatabix on Twitter &...

It's the last episode in the series and Joe and David play some games with TV Joe. They play Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. Annoyingly none of their 'phone a friend' friends pick up. Then a shocking thing happens. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh t...

David and Joe talk to the Irish post punk band The Murder Capital. They are young, cool and succesful. David is in awe of them. https://themurdercapital.com/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Aca...

David and Joe are very excited to have their new best mate Andy Goldstein back for more Snooker Loopy. They talk about radio broadcasting, going to The Crucible, Chris Eubanks painting and Jimmy White. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hood...

David and Joe chat to Mark who is a volunteer with the RNLI on the Thames at Chiswick. (he also happens to play the drums for Elton John.) Before they start the interview Joe has to explain to David what a lifeboat man/woman is. Joe loves a RNLI cap so is pleased with his new one supporting the RNLI fundraiser Mayday Mile. https://rnli.social/RNLImile Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: tw...

David and Joe try to work out if their gameshow idea called Pyramind works or not. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Joe and David go back to the Roachford ep and dissect it. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

This time it's David's turn to show Joe around. He's out and about but where is he ? Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

David and Joe had such a lovely time with Natalie Cassidy they invite her back to talk more Bollox. She interupts Joe and David talking about their old man ailments. They talk about marathon training which sparks an idea for a new TV show. Then they talk about teeth. David promises Nat a natabix jingle. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpod...

Keith McCloskey tells David and Joe about The Lighthouse which is a true story about the chilling tale of three lighthouse men who vanished. David and Joe are fascinated. Can they get to the bottom of the mystery and work out what actually happened. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www....

David and Joe decide to watch back the Zoom record from when Roachford came on the pod. Unfortunately the tech defeats them. Petra is called in for tech support but is horrified by the colour of Joe's new rug. They talk about the podcast charts while waiting for the video to download. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for e...