Chaotic Good

Happy Mother’s Day from Greece everybody!! On this momentous occasion, The Chaotic Good girls brought their own daughters to the studio — our American Girl dolls dressed in their Christmas best. We play a little game where we match Housewife to American Girl doll. Come play house with us! Back in Greece, Nina and Allison are joining the pleas of Whitney and Mary for FUN and resolution. Heather has...

It’s our Scream Queen Audrey’s Birthday!! She is a spicy, sweet, mature 22 (Chris’ words) AND she also loves icecream (Chris’ soulmate?!). She hosts a chilly rooftop birthday party full of bodycon dresses, espresso martinis, cigarettes, lap dances and sobbing. Marcus is like “I don’t care, my parents are dead” and Kim cannot handle it. We are taken on a Manifestation Journey by Venus. His quote “t...

Y’all, this Survivor episode was wild. It had LAYERS. Plan A - Genius Plan B - Ruins Plan A (Genius) Plan C - Ruins Plan B (Genius) Plan D - Ruins all the plans (Genius? We’ll discuss) Nina and Allison break it all down in super-sized Survivor recap. We also do a deep dive into finale predictions, winner options, jury ~vibes~ and more. We dedicate this episode to the RAT KING that visited Survivor...

The Greece trip finally kicks off!! The snowflakes hit the duty free airport shops and embark to Santorini. Angie is in full OPA force. Can you believe you woke up in Greece? This Greek sunset? The blankets? The HONEY?!!! Ang, we’re gonna get Greeked Out by night one at this rate. Momma, chill out and let these women take a nap. This episode was clouded over by jet-lagged crankiness that would tur...

The Chaotic Good girlies debut their new recap show…Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules!! Season 12 brings along a brand new cast and we had to tune in. Many feared and many doubted that this reboot would be awful but we are here to say…we LOVED it. These kids are young and messy dummies (just how we want it). They are sneaking drinks, getting suspended and drunk crying over questionable boyfriends. Madame L...

It’s the Final 7 vote babaaay! Nina and Allison recap another very fun episode of Survivor 49. We are officially loving this season, especially post-merge as factions form and revenge is plotted. But let us ask…What is true revenge? We breakdown what is authentic, from-the-heart revenge and what is “revenge” to just play to an emo jury. We go breakdown how the final 6 vote could go, considering se...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Today, we witness the signing of the RHOSLC amendments. However, Nina & Allison know they’ll never be ratified. Bronwyn stiffly hosts a “Spill the Tea Party” where she instructs all the snowflakes to spill the tea and then make amends. What unfolds is Meredith and Lisa denying reality and making Heather almost mother monstroso explode from all the gaslighting. Nina & Alli...

Rizo and Savannah put on quite the show at Tribal Council and it had Nina and Allison squirming in their seats. We asked, we begged!, for players with edge but now here we are mourning as our resident villains twist the knife deeper. That is our favorite part of Survivor though, moments where our hearts and our brains are saying different things. Our heart wants certain players to win the day, but...

Mary hosts her second luncheon at Vaulters — the red carpet, the 2003 DP and the beta fish are back baby! The typical snowflake squabble begins but it takes a turn when the housewives realize that Meredith’s menty b breakdown over Britani was likely a menty b blackout. Nina and Allison discuss the ins and outs of proper airplane etiquette as they regale their latest journey from India to Spain! Th...

Allison and Nina recap the latest episode of Survivor 49! In this special episode, we are recording from Jaipur, India! We share travel stories, survivor hot takes and more.    0:00 Welcome from India! 4:09 nina alignment 11:40 allison alignment 19:30 survivor recap starts 23:30 why not try to flush rizo’s idol? 27:00 did jawan & sage make the right move? 30:39 was alex the right target 35:00...

The Chaotic Good girls are broadcasting abroad in India! We kick off the episode with a breakdown of the lawful good and the lawful evil of flight travel. Then (at 19:55 to be exact) we dive into our recap where the final 10 castaways are split up and only 5 head to tribal council. Nina and Allison break down the vote and offer up the *perfect* way our fallen angel could have survived the vote. Li...

Our snowflakes depart their Below Deck Charter and then get tucked into their first-class flight back home. Meredith apparently loses her mind and terrorizes Britani the entire flight, with Lisa by her side. OR, did Meredith simply to vent to her sister Lisa and it’s unfortunate that Britani overheard?? In the aftermath, sides are taken and a line is drawn. The ladies process the plane drama over...

Act Two of the Horror Movie begins…and we know who our Final Girl is. It’s the one who says goodnight to Mr. Teriyaki the chicken with a swift, confident blow of the machete. Mizz Savannah! Merge is afoot and the Uli versus Hina war begins. Will our castaways keep to original tribal lines or become double agents? This episode had Nina on the edge of her seat as MC navigated a cursed beware advanta...

It is adventure day on Heather’s Below Deck yacht trip. Will beach games, spicy margs and a zombie dinner bring these women together? Afraid not. Heather doesn’t care, though. She’s riding her cowboy (the help) into the sunset. Turns out Lisa told Angie, through her hair, that Todd (Bronwyn’s husband) made out with one of her hot friends and he …FARTED the whole time?? No hollywood writer could wr...

The castaways are begging for a merge, but Jeff says hold my beer. The 12 remaining players are swapped into 3 tribes of 4 players each. It is the final scene of Act I of the Survivor Horror movie. The surprising swap allows for new connections to emerge and animosities to deepen. Will grilled cheese turn on people’s brains? Will cheezy dad jokes save your spot? Does the Sage and Shannon sisterhoo...

All aboard! The salty housewives set sail on the Below Deck crossover we’ve been waiting for all season. Heather loses her nipple, Angie loses her lunch, and Lisa loses her upper hand. Did Heather actually uncover the source of the Conwyn Fraudport leak, or is she just grasping at straws? Accusations fly, drinks are thrown and Meredith is finally activated. Take a margarita shot, get your bikini o...

Sage has spotted the shark in her camp. But this shark isn’t out for blood, no no no. It’s Shannon hunting for the most high-value thing in your life. Is Shannon simply ~high vibe~ connecting with her tribe or is she a shark hiding as a cute seal? Nina and Allison applaud the observational skills of our favorite weirdo, Sage. For everyone else, we need more than “she’s playing too hard”. It’s time...

In the aftermath of the telepathic wine tasting, Angie is examining her choices. Is she defending herself against the schoolyard bully (with great hair) or is she becoming the bully herself?? Mary puts it all in perspective. If Angie can’t tell the difference between a dog fart and her sister Mary’s fart, then what kind of friend is she?? Facts. Todd eats Bronwyn’s cherry and makes her cry in an i...

We are blessed with a bottle episode where our snowflakes erupt over a wine tasting. No one (and no thing) is safe — children’s brands, face lifts and a ill-fated toy horse. Utah Spring is in full force as it sends Lisa and Angie over the edge. We don’t care who started it, but we need to know…WHO IS SOUP MAN?? Nina and Allison throw around a few possibilities. Join us as Allison recaps the chaoti...

On this survivor episode, the shoe bandit sits by the ocean, closes his eyes and thinks of home. As if from a mythological tale, a divine intervention slithers out of the sea and latches onto his foot. From there, unfolds an unprecedented but also annoyingly familiar episode. We get a behind the scenes peek of survivor in action, an immunity challenge that left Allison screaming at the screen, but...

Ciao bellas! Allison and Nina are podcasting across time zones and continents while Allison is in Italy searching for the good gelato (iykyk apparently) with her family. The housewives continue to be business brats and throw shade on franchises, “C Line” hair products and more. We are ready for all the snowflakes to get the same sign from God that Whitney received. Put the CEO hat down and get bac...

The castaways are getting hangry! Jeremiah is popping worms like tic tacs, Shannon is blessing the monster hermit crab and Annie wants the coconuts with a lotta juice. Alliances start to solidify and those on the outs are left clueless. Annie’s playing in a one man band, Jawan puts dirty sticks in a top girl’s bag and Sage is still nervously peeing. Ask yourself, is your alliance like a ball and c...

Lisa hosts a Litigation by Barlow Luncheon where she dismisses and denies any naughty business practices. Lisa sure went the distance but is she also distancing herself from her fellow snowflakes? Bronwyn chases the eye contact of Todd over a lunch, Angie becomes even more Greek and Heather prepares her “creative” room as she empty nests. If you came for mommy’s approval, we’re not giving it to yo...

The Chaotic Good girls kick off the new season of Survivor, the 49th installment. It’s like the first day of high school…but not everyone is graduating. Who will be the top of their class? A meatshield bromance? A Rizgod? A taurus man? Join us as we breakdown the strategy, the social game and the chaos of Survivor 49.

Our snowflakes leave camping behind and return to Salt Lake City, thank gawd. Heather is ready to fully actualize into a rave kid and leave mommy duties behind. The rule is you only need to be a better mother than your fellow housewife! The flames are stoked between Lisa and Bronwyn as troops assemble, declarations of war are made and the first shot is fired. When will these ladies see the radical...