Chaos with Kori

⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode mentions miscarriage. Please listen with care. They call it the Winchester Mystery House , but I call it… the creepiest, most chaotic mansion I’ve ever stepped into. Doors that open to nowhere. Staircases that lead into ceilings. Shadows in the basement. And the number 13 everywhere you turn. What started as a cheer-up trip after heartbreak became one of the eeries...

It’s that time of year again — back to school! Which means parents fighting in Target over the last box of Crayola's, drop-off line Hunger Games, and way too many questions about how many snacks a kid actually needs. In this episode, I talk about the chaos of school supplies, the return of germ season (hello, hand-foot-and-mouth 👋), and the “freedom” that really just means more cleaning, phon...

Extra! Extra! Read all about it — Chaos with Kori makes headlines in the most unhinged season finale yet. Join me for a live “breaking news” report covering the suspicious knock that shook the neighborhood, a fried egg sighting, Boobert 2.0. Witness statements claim I was bejeweled , muttering about friendship bracelets, and smiling like someone who knows exactly who’s afraid of little old me . Fr...

It started with a 1 a.m. brain spiral and ended with a full-on insect racing league. In this episode of Chaos with Kori , I take you inside Chaos Roach Racing — the unhinged backyard bracket where six real (outdoor!) cockroaches battled it out on the cardboard track of destiny at Skitterdome Speedway . You’ll meet each racer, learn their chaotic backstories, hear how the matchups played out, and f...

Becoming a parent changes everything — not just your sleep schedule, but your very wiring. In this episode of Chaos with Kori , I talk about the fear that creeps in when you’re raising kids, especially when you're parenting children with special needs. The fear of something happening to them. The fear of something happening to you . The shift from reckless youth to cautious, deeply scarred adu...

Sometimes love changes, sometimes people grow apart, and sometimes doing what’s best for everyone means walking away — even when it’s messy. In this episode of Chaos with Kori , I open up about a past relationship, my experience with divorce, and the complicated choices that come with putting your children and your own well-being first. It’s raw, it’s real, and yes… it’s got a Taylor Swift lyric i...

“Some storms break the sky. Others break you wide open. This episode is about seizures, helplessness, and the moment I sat in my car and let the rain wash away everything I’d been holding in. It’s about my son, his strength, and the love that kept me going—when I couldn’t stop what was happening to him.” #ChaosWithKori #TheSoulCleansingRain #EpilepsyAwareness #MedicalMom #ParentingThroughCrisis #S...

Ever feel like your entire life is ruled by the clock? As a mom, it’s not just time management — it’s time chaos . In this episode of Chaos with Kori , the Stanley cup is on the table, the kids are fighting over the last chicken nugget, Post-it notes are everywhere, and the giant, invisible clock is ticking in the background. From racing against the school run to juggling a to-do list that never e...

Ever wondered if your doctor actually went to medical school… or just saved up 500 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese? In this episode of Chaos with Kori , I share one of the most bizarre and uncomfortable medical appointments of my life — complete with unsolicited lectures, awkward touching, and a very confusing “test” suggestion. Then, I’ll take you to the opposite end of the spectrum and introduce you...

In this heartwarming and lively episode of Chaos with Kori , Kori invites you into a day with P — her neurospicy, Goldfish-powered, water-loving 4-year-old. From joyful spins and playful splashes to heartfelt conversations about autism, stimming, and safety, this episode mixes humor, chaos, and love in equal measure. Learn what stimming really means, why autistic experiences are so different for e...

In the middle of the noise and chaos at the children’s museum, I noticed him — a dad with a son about seven or eight. I didn’t know his story, but I didn’t need to. I saw the overexcited energy in his boy, the patient but weary way he kept pace, and I recognized it instantly. His exhaustion wasn’t from a late night or a busy week; it was bone-deep, the kind you carry when every day is a marathon....

Someone mocked my culture’s food—based on TikTok. But it wasn’t about the food. It was the disrespect. The judgment. The cruelty dressed up as “just a joke.” This week on Chaos with Kori : grown-up mean girl energy, unnecessary meanness, and a reminder that being different is a strength—not something to mock. Featuring petty relatives, cultural pride, and a perfect Taylor Swift lyric for the hater...

Raising an autistic child is already hard — but doing it without real support? That’s a whole different kind of chaos. This week on  Chaos with Kori , we’re talking about the isolation, the broken systems, and the never-ending battle just to get what your child  needs. Forms, waitlists, judgment, and one mom who refuses to give up. 🎧  The One Where It’s All on Me  — out now. #AutismParenting #Par...

What do a fried egg, Twitter in 2012, and an unexpected friendship have in common? In this episode, I’m telling the story of Tim — my internet bestie turned real-life ride-or-die. From chaotic DMs to spinal injuries and emotional support memes, this one is about chosen family, showing up for each other, and laughing through the worst. Grab your Stanley, because it’s time to meet the Fried Egg 🥚💜...

🎙️ NEW EPISODE: “The One with the Roastmaster General” You think you’ve been humbled? Try being told by your 7-year-old that you need therapy, your dog is thicc (with two Cs), and your potty training methods are questionable at best. Welcome to Chaos with Kori , where the kids are savage, the roasts are personal, and no one—NO ONE—is safe. 🎧 Listen now… before (S) tells me I need a new microphone...

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains a traumatic birth story, including medical emergencies and PTSD-related experiences. Please take care when listening. What do you get when a scheduled C-section turns into a full-blown Code Pink emergency? A terrified mom, a heroic nurse named Amber, a husband stuck in a gown, and me — clutching my Stanley like a sword while barreling toward an OR like it’...

Digging into your family tree sounds wholesome—until it leads to missing records, surprise relatives, and stories no one wanted told. In this episode, Kori uncovers long-buried secrets, wild history, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting. #ChaosWithKori #FamilyTreeDrama #GenealogyGoneWild #AncestryAdventures #DeadAndTheDrama #FamilySecrets #DNAandDisaster #HistoryHunt #RealLifeMystery #Podc...

This one’s for the parents who double-check the locks… and then check again. For the ones holding it together with snacks, door alarms, and sheer willpower. For anyone raising a neurospicy kid and wondering if they’re doing enough. You are. You’re not alone. And no—it’s not always easy. But it’s always love. 💙 #ChaosWithKori#AutismParenting#Neurospicy#AutisticJoy#ParentingUnfiltered#ElopementAwar...

All I wanted was to get my knee looked at. What I got: ✔️ MCL tear ✔️ Exploded cyst (he squeezed my head for 30 minutes) ✔️ Heart monitor Motherhood is a full-contact sport. after releasing The One Where Everyone is Sick i got sick. apologies for slow uploads, bear with me i dont want to get snot on my keyboard #MedicalMysteryTour #MomChaos

I sat down for 30 seconds of peace… and ended up trapped in a camp chair, texting my husband for rescue, while  Baby Got Back  played in my head like a cursed soundtrack. Motherhood, folks. It’s a full-contact sport. #ChaosWithKori #MomLifeUnfiltered #CampChairFail #SirMixALotVibes #EmotionalSupportStanley #BackyardDisaster #PodcastHumor #ParentingFails #ThisIsWhyWeCan’tHaveNiceThings #RelatableMo...

Another week, another virus. This time it’s snot, fevers, and a kid who coughed directly into my mouth. Special needs, meds math, and mom guilt — it’s all here. "The One Where Everyone's Sick (Again)" #ChaosWithKori #SickSeason #MomLife #HotMessExpress You earned the break — go rest that tired brain and maybe Lysol your soul 🧼🫧 Catch you when the next chaos hits 💙

What do a flying toothbrush, a psychic dream, and a destroyed toilet have in common? Just another day in my house. Join me for Episode 5 of  Chaos with Kori : “The One with the Psychic Toilet Vision” Because when you’re a mom, even your dreams try to warn you. #ChaosWithKori #MomLifeUnfiltered #ToiletESP #PodcastMoments #AutismParenting #MomChaos #RealLifeFunny

🚗💥 The Clampetts have entered the chat. In this episode, I explain how our family got the nickname… and back it up with: ✅ My sister getting swallowed by a car seat ✅ A hotel room vacation ruined by explosive stomach bug ✅ Exorcist-level projectile vomit in a rental car ✅ The kind of chaos you don’t laugh at until 6 years later #ChaosWithKori #MomLifeUnfiltered #FamilyChaos #RealMomTalk #Cla...

Eight years ago, I forgot to sunscreen my legs at the beach.
The result? A family legend now known as... The Permasocks. This episode is for every mom who packs the snacks, remembers the SPF for everyone but herself, and somehow still keeps the entire show running. #ChaosWithKori #Permasocks #MomLifeUnfiltered #BeachFail #BurntOutAndStillGoing #PodcastEpisode3 #RealMomTalk #SunburnChronicles #HotM...

✨ NEW EPISODE ✨
🎙️ The One Where I Can’t Have Nice Things is LIVE! From a chewed-up Stanley straw to finding mystery Band-Aids in my purse...
This week is a highlight reel of chaos, butt scratching at Starbucks, and blinds falling like ugly little petals. I’m not thriving—
I’m emotionally hydrated and held together by dog drool and duct tape. 🎧 Listen now on your favorite podcast app. #ChaosWit...