Chaos Magick News

This week, we have our buddy DD on to take a deep dive into one of the occulty-est wackadoos to ever get into a position of influence in this country; Steve Bannon. We cover the influence and connections from professed influence by Traditionalists Rene Geunon and Julius Evola to the "Dark Enlightenment" figures of Nick Land and Mencius Moldbug we find through his time at Breitbart. Also, this weir...

It's Episode 50! Every 10 episodes we take a step back from the news and have a special on a topic that we love, and this time it's one of the most awaited; The Austin Osman Spare, one of the most popular and possibly misunderstood occult figures of the 20th century. We do a deep dive into his fascinatingly obtuse and beautifully written, and drawn, occult works, discuss the practices and ideas th...

Ase! This week, the boys have our buddy Sios on to talk about a matter of grave importance; Did the Gods leave Tupac cause he made a video with white women? That's what Bobby Hemmitt told us! If you don't know what we're talking about, then get ready to find out, because we're diving into "Bobby's Bibliography; Curating the life & research of Brother Bobby Hemmitt" in all's Youtube video sourc...

This week, Chaos Magick News is taken over by the glorious People's Republic of China, showing our true colors(Red). And it's not just us, but Local and Garry as well! The boys have a conversation about Palm reading and the line between grift and magic in an opening segment inspired by Kennedy's trip to Atlantic City. We then move on to the news where EVERYTHING happened apparently; Google changin...

This week, we're back to CMN CLASSIC! Kennedy and Cohost take on a "scientific" interpretation of the mysterious SATOR square from where all good scientific theories are proven; Tiktok. Then, onto the news; Trump "saves" Tiktok, tries to get rid of immigrants, Biden pardons Marcus Garvey(ascended master), the Theosophical Society burning to the ground with LA and Land mines showing up in IKEA. Aft...

Hey hey hey, today we got a special treat for you all; Originally recorded for patreon, the boys decided to read through the infamous Aleister Crowley's Magick without Tears opening chapter which asks the question, "What is magick?" Join us as we go through some of most influential and developed ideas that the Western occult tradition has given us and try to unravel what we think you may find fasc...

This week we're joined by our favorite writer/martial artist, T.S. Brookehouse returns! We all decide that we're going full bimbo this week, so we stop thinking entirely so we roll into a discussion of Intercessory entities like Angels, Saints and Spirits that some how leads us into Cohost's saga with the Cat Distribution Network and if demons are autism coded. After that, we go over the shooting...

Given "the situation", everyone's kind of blah and down, so CMN decided to give yall the yucks you deserve; this week, we talk tge discourse aroundsex magick and what place it has in an world where sex is increasingly demystified. After that, we talk the news; escaped monkeys, the 4B movement, the end of the Boeing strike, and definitely not some sort of catastrophic election failure. After that,...

This week, the boys are joined by our friend Coco to talk about all things spooky. We start with servitors, discuss some general theory behind them and muse on their relation to psychological complexes and draining your energy. After that, it's time for Banish with Laughter, where we marvel at the horrors of a "Nightmare Catcher"(It's a Dream Catcher with Goetia stuff all over). Then we take a str...

The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic by Alan Moore and Steve Moore is one of the most anticipated occult works of the last two decades. The CMN boys sat down with three of our pals to discuss our first impressions of the book, a bit of the background, Alan and Steve's unique ideas on creativity, "idea space" and magic, and degenerate into terrible British accents! It's a grand time, so check...

In this weeks episode, the boys discuss if in the days of the internet, where esoteric secrets are a Google search away, is there a point to trying to KEEP them hidden, and the place of authorized teachers and initiation in Chaos magick. Then we question whether the internet was a good idea at all, after our "Banish with Laughter" segment has us trying to decide if we need MORE chromosomes or LESS...

The Rhatboi commeth.... this week on the show, what was going to be a discussion of "scary" moments in occult working is invaded by an eldritchian horror known only as "The Rhatboi". This is entirely Cohost's fault and there's very little we can say otherwise. Then, we turn our usual news segment into a free form discussion on "the egregoric aura" of celebrity, the power of complete amorality, and...

This week we try and have a nice cool down after the last special, and instead get time slips, segment derailments, and do overs, We talk about magical names, their use, theories behind the practice and if you should get them from a random name generator(SPOILERS; You definitely should). Then we roll into the news where not only do we talk about Biden's debate, astronauts stuck on the space statio...

It's episode 40, and that means its time for another special, and this time we cover the most controversial and fascinating living occultist that we can think of. Micahel Bertiaux has been called many things; a prophet and a charlatan, a teacher and a huckster, a genius and a hack. The patriarch of the Voudon Gnostic Current, leader of countless occult organizations, and an artist and writer of a...

The first in our new "Broken News" Special Reports, the CMN boys bring on our panel of guest commentators to discuss the latest in the Trump Assassination Attempt. We break down the events, give our theories as to what allowed it to happen(Spoilers: The Police and Secret Service are super incompetent) and what we know about the killer, Thomas Matthew Crooks. That is, when Cohost isn't shouting out...

After a rough month, them boys is back with a episode slammed with news and intrigue. After giving you a few moments of grounding to help you prepare, we slam into the weirdest news of the month; theIranian president dying in a helicopter crash(our theory? Israeli Fog Missiles), RFK's brain worm becoming the funniest thing we've heard and our new go to excuse for anyone being an idiot, YLS members...

Last year, Cohost got to sit down with one of the most interesting and innovative voices in the occult world, writer, artist, musician, AI enthusiast and, of course, occultist, Alley Wurds. They talk to us about their use of AI in creating multiple occult works, specifically their ongoing Butoh Technomancy series, their use of Butoh, which originates as a form of dance theater and/or performance a...

This week we don't have time for anything and things keeps going wrong, so obviously we're blaming astrology. But first, we talk about Prayer, how useful it is in chaos magick, why some chaotes don't like asking god(s) for stuff, and whether or not it's appropriate to call Aries to help you lower your cholesterol. Then we have a jammed pack news segment; Conspiracy theorist sets himself on fire ou...

WARNING: Two differing trickster type entities were invoked before the recording of this podcast, and it shows! In our longest episode to date, our hosts are joined by friend of the show and occult artist Coco Makhno to talk about the theories and practices of Aleister Crowley and Thelema, and why Chaos Magicians might be interested in them, and we all talk about our first experiences with Crowley...

Warning: The Following episode talks about sexual assault. In the return of our beloved interview series, Kennedy sits down with occultist, organizer, educator and former OTO pariah, Sef Salem. Sef sits down to talk to us about the Visible College, a UK based group that has been facilitating occult events for years, the return of the International Thelemic Symposium along side The Oxford Golden Da...

Yo ho ho mateys; this week we have a special guest; Captain Mavis herself, Mariana Pinzon, Chaos Monk, Eight Circuit Model theorist and life coach. We talk about her new project ORMEC (Octomancy Research Monastic Expedition Crew), an invitation to " playful liberation of consciousness" combining Tim Leary and Robert Anton Wilson's 8 Circuit Model, Chaos Monastics and Narrative play with something...

This week we are all about that Voodoo that you do. Or rather, that voodoo you will be doing after we get you on board with our new, long held tradition of Minnesota Voodoo. After that we do a quick Banish with Laughter and talk Bad Masonic conspiracies and the "real eyes realize real lies" school of language analysis, before rolling onto a news segment where we tell you all the news they think yo...

This week we get a little derailed and might have to cut some things. Our hosts talk about the loss of the absurd and surreal in Chaos magick and if that's really a bad thing, then talk about giving drugs to spirits and the royal bloodline of the Frog Jesus in "Banish with Laughter". THEN, the only good news story this week is the radioactive mutant wolves at Chernobyl, with Joe Biden's brain rot,...

This week, our hosts try their hands at a few new segments. After talking about Cyberpunk, Neuromancer and the magical paradigms you can explore with them, we take a look at the unhinged and completely goofy posts Kennedy just can't deal with from social media, including radio brain surgery and Atlantean dragons. Then, Cohost and Garry face off in a test of their knowledge of magick and football i...

Happy Late Orthodox Christmas!.... Okay, yeah, we got way behind this holiday and we even missed Orthodox Christmas, but that's not stopping the boys from having a great time in Chicago. This week we mull over a tweet complaining about the lack of innovation in the occult and invent the new "Cry Baby Thelema" segment. After that we take a slap at more news we haven't been able to keep up with as w...