Chaos Critters

In this exciting episode, our adventurers find themselves navigating a mysterious dungeon filled with peril and intrigue. After encountering a sarcophagus and mapping out dusty corridors, the team encounters goblins and pacifies a territorial goblin named Croc with an abyssal chicken egg and a centipede leg. Unlocking doors with ingenuity, they experience a harrowing battle with cultists before di...

In this thrilling episode, our adventurous trio continues their journey through a mysterious dungeon. Following the clearing of hostile encounters, they find a mysterious collapsed hole leading further down. With Fauna's unexpected transformation into a wolf spider, they proceed cautiously into the dimly lit chambers crafted by ancient dwarves. Amidst their exploration, the group encounters goblin...

The adventurers find themselves navigating a complex dungeon, moving from room to room filled with sleeping foes and hidden treasures. They confront deceitful adversaries, including a cunning illusionist and hostile enforcers, each battle growing more intense. With quick thinking and strategic spells, the party manages to incapacitate enemies and discovers a foreboding message about the year of ci...

Join our adventurers as they delve into the mysterious dungeon rumored to be the domain of the Goblin King. The party faces off against hobgoblins at the entrance, making a strategic decision to disarm and leave them behind as they explore further into the depths. Inside, the team splits their attention between a town hall project and unraveling the intricacies of a community in decline. Strange o...

Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they embark on an intriguing journey to the Hall of the Goblin King, following mysterious rumors from town. As they prepare for their adventure, the trio gathers intel and gear, training young Marigold in farm duties and delivering fresh eggs to the local tavern. With strange magical mishaps occurring around them, there's a sense of urgency to discover the trut...

Join us in this whimsical episode where we venture into magical lands and meet curious creatures. Our journey begins as we try to bring back Iggy, the enchanted rock, while navigating the dynamics of goblin societies and forming unexpected alliances. As we weave tales of dragons and pixies, we discover the secrets locked in old tomes and encounter the mysterious Raspira. Will we solve the mysterie...

Join the adventurers as they navigate the aftermath of their recent dungeon crawl. With new goblin allies and a precious wand of secrets, they head back to their village to unravel the mysteries they've unearthed. Discover the charming side adventures, from acquiring a dramatic pony named Winston to sprucing up the ranch's magical rocking horse, all while fostering new relationships and navigating...

Join our adventurers as they navigate a treacherous dungeon filled with clever traps, lurking creatures, and unexpected allies. The team encounters stuck doors, a living breastplate, and a series of centipede battles that test their resolve and resourcefulness. With every turn, they discover hidden treasures, like a decanter of endless water and a wand of secrets, each unveiling a new layer of the...

The adventurers continue their journey through a mysterious dungeon, having recently encountered unusual foes and peculiar treasures. After accessing room four, they encounter exhausted goblins and a magical, aggressive breastplate. Clever thinking saves the day, and the group moves on in their expedition. Further explorations reveal a hallway teeming with peculiar rats, sparking chaotic yet humor...

The adventurers embark on a quest to find the legendary Wand of Secrets. They journey into town repeatedly, each time growing closer to an enchanted rocking horse named Rocky. Along their travels, Flora seeks a book, Fauna embarks on a guided journey from Respira, and Meriwether discovers secrets hidden within a dusty tome. The group's unusual bond with Rocky becomes apparent as they attempt to br...

In this episode, the adventurers find themselves unraveling the mysteries surrounding a peculiar flying rocking horse that once attacked them. As they investigate, they discover a connection to a child's book filled with magical annotations. The team embarks on new escapades, seeking guidance from their enigmatic leader, Raspira, who presents them with exciting dungeon exploration options. Meanwhi...

Join the adventurers as they embark on an unexpected journey within the town's outskirts. After stumbling upon a mysterious rocking horse with a mind of its own, they find themselves embroiled in a series of quirky events that lead them to assist a goblin named Crun, who insists he's a dragon, in relocating to a new home. The crew navigates through peculiar hurdles, including a surprise weasel att...

The trio navigates through a magical world of gnomes, dragons, and goblins as they embark on whimsical adventures. After acquiring a magic canteen of endless tea, Flora shares a tea party with her parents, showcasing the endless brews. As discussions with goblins about housing a dragon unfold, new agreements are made, yet more mysteries beckon. Meriwether finds solace in literature while Fauna's r...

In this thrilling episode, Fauna, Flora, and Meriwether venture deeper into the dragon's cave, confronting not only the ancient creature but also a troublesome band of pixies. The trio examines a rock pile believed to be the dragon's treasure and debates the challenges posed by mysterious runes embedded in the ground, wondering if breaking them could unleash unknown dangers. As the adventurers wei...

Join the adventuring party as they explore a mysterious cave filled with curious characters and unexpected mysteries. In this episode, the team encounters a goblin who believes he is a dragon, complete with a collection of rocks and a magical stick. As they wander through narrow tunnels and slippery paths, they stumble upon mischievous pixies and their dangerous magical traps. Listen as the group...

Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they navigate the aftermath of a small-town election. With the surprise victory of Respira as the new mayor, the trio discovers a mysterious gift left on their doorsteps: a magical bag of holding. Intrigued and bewildered, they set out to understand its purpose and the intentions behind such generosity. Their quest leads them to the mayor's office, where they l...

In this intriguing episode, our heroes find themselves navigating the aftermath of Actamaya's mysterious death. The day begins with Fauna meeting Flora at her chicken coop, only to be interrupted by the appearance of a strange, cat-like creature with horns. As the creature departs, it leaves behind a rainbow-colored feather and a magical ball that causes Flora to fall unconscious. Determined to un...

In this episode, the Townburg Trio faces the aftermath of a mysterious encounter with a mythical creature, Rain the Kittycorn. As they grapple with the potential fallout of their actions against the Big Town militia, they delve into the mysteries surrounding Rain's appearance. With cupcakes, cryptic messages, and a curious feather in tow, Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether embark on a quest to uncover t...

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling episode, the critters embark on an intense quest to locate their missing ally, Azariah. With the assault behind them, the real challenge begins as they navigate intelligence checks and magical dilemmas to find out where their journey leads next. As the group encounters a bizarre rubber duck and experiences unexpected magical occurre...

Our group leaves Goodfellow with more questions than answers and two new pacts. They head back to Melchior, where chaos ensues. As they navigate through unexpected appearances, magic mishaps, and looming threats, they must fend off an attack to protect their new allies. Will they succeed, and who is this mysterious new entity demanding worship? Tune in to find out!

Welcome to Episode 8 of Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers grapple with the mysteries of a powerful Fae relic and encounter a peculiar ally who offers both wisdom and a pact. The group seeks answers about a recent ambush on their friend Melchior, and their journey takes them to a quirky wizard named Robin. As they delve deeper into the enigmatic book, they uncove...

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers continue their journey through a tumultuous D&D campaign. Connect with us at crithippo.com or email us at nat20hippo@gmail.com. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with someone you know. Previously Episode 7: "He Started Rolling Dice, and I Panicked" The Critters find themselves in the middle of a chaotic ba...

The Chaos Critters have run in to the Evil Fae at the critters' old enclosure, a place known as the Zoo, the Circus, or even the Farm. But why are these Evil Fae here? And what exactly is our party doing? In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysteri...

Welcome back to "Chaos Critters," the CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling Episode 5, previously titled "Darklings, Quicklings, and Redcaps. Oh My," our party leaves the Orcish castle and returns to face the human druid, Melchior, for the promised judgment. As they navigate back to the human druid, they are trailed by one of Melchior's team members. Tension rises as they encounter a new set of cha...

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippoPodcast. We're thrilled to have you join us as we delve into Episode 4, "Balms Over Baghdad" (though it has nothing to do with Baghdad!). In this episode, our adventurers face a series of challenges and puzzles after leaving the presence of the king. From navigating a room of potential books to solving the mysterious torch puzzle, the party must use their wits...