Chanter Rant Podcast

It's time to burn some bridges folks! Josh goes all Dubstep on this bitch! And just like the music, it's bad news. After catching up on some back logged emails, the guys get into a new thing called the "Try of the Week". After the break, they go back to the long debated topic of band hopping in a segment called Dead Ringers. They also play a game where they defend the opposite point from last time...

Chanter Rant C*nts Riding in Cars: A special road trip episode. Fooko is out of town working with Doogie in New Jersey so he records an episode touching on many controversial topics like pipe band competition rules, most hated people in Euspba. It's not nearly as boring as usual. Check it out! Special Guests: Kegan Sheehan, Andrew Douglas Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversi...

It's a Chanter Rant spook-tacular show in time for Halloween. The guys catch up on weeks of emails and voicemails with a great gag pulled off by a listener to a certain famous piper. Then we get into the topic of the week, the scariest thing we could think of... intimacy. Don't miss these two horses asses talking horse pucky for 90 minutes. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special doj...

Can you find love in pipe band? The Chanter Rant boys sit down with two pipe band couples (three if you include Josh and Andy) to discuss finding our pipe band soulmates in the time of the human papillomavirus, as well as the answer to the true question----who the f*** is Cameron McDougall? GUESTS: Kegan, Cameron, Lorna, Katie Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer...

Clan Ijeet goes down to Phoenix for the WUSPBA clinic with Jack Lee and Derek Cooper, but really they go for the sesh and Game of Drones. To defend their title, the guys have to dig deep creatively and then fail. So to find another way, they do coke and play the same tired old gag they always do. Will they pull it off? We don't remember so if you listen, let us know what happens. Oh yeah and Jack...

The boys go deep on this one... balls deep into their anxieties and fears. Oh and fart into the microphone when things get too emotional. They talk about what it means to be a Pipe Band Bro, where Fooko likes to hide and then sing a rousing rendition of Put on a Happy Face. Let's tap that cervix with our feelings stick! Come on in! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com...

The boys discuss pipe band technology while Bethea plays with hers. Topics of the day include the things we use to make pipe banding better or easier, boobs, and how come kids are so much better at this than the rest of us. Pop on in and take a listen! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week: www.t...

Beer Boy Brad joins the show and we learn almost nothing about him. Mostly the show is taken over by Mary Queen of Legs various emails, postcards and voicemails. The truth is learned through advertising of who plays what and wins. And that is really about it. Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week...

On a very special episode, the guys record on a Wednesday because Josh will be out of town for the weekend. No audience, no stream, just two jerks in a room... old school style. The guys message Steven McWhirter to see if he'll come to Vegas for the Celtic TG concert, Andrew Douglas rejects #oneofthesix who asks him to do an interview, and other such nonsense this week. The topic goes on to why do...

Josh and Andy are back from the post Worlds break. Thanks for waiting patiently everyone except Rab who harassed us non stop. Josh comes through on his lost bet and applies Tiger Balm to his privates. It's pretty GD funny. The guys get caught up on voicemails and emails and then give themselves tons of credit for getting a drum corp together that is working! Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com...

This ones a doozy! The boys get up at 4am, pound some gin and whiskey and comment over the Worlds Grade 1 Medley live stream for 3 hours. If you hang in for this one, you won't be sorry. Special guests call in to talk some poop as well. A real winner of an episode. And you get to find out who wins the bet and who has to wear Tiger Balm on their nuts on the next episode! Special guests: #FUJoeBrady...

Josh and Andy miss Scotland this time of year and lament not being at the Worlds. They discuss the pros and cons of going with your home band or joining a band overseas. Either way they totally contradict previous statements about boycotting Philip Worlds butt baby and highly recommend going. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off...

The guys have lost all creativity and inspiration but churn out this crap anyway. They drunk dial their friends and cohorts very late at night trying to get any one to have a topic to talk about and when they get a hold of them, they hang up on them. Very bottom of the barrel humor here. Not quite sure "done is better than perfect" has worked for the Chanter Rant in this instance. Enjoy! Check out...

A special bonus for the six! The first episode of Chanter Rant Down Under! Two goons from Straya trying to talk about bagpipes while the third whispers "moist gash" into the phone. Best of luck making heads or tails of this one! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representati...

The boys are back in town and get down and dirty in this Canadian themed episode. The North American Championships at Maxville are coming up this weekend and they don't talk about it at all. But they do talk about the Scottish Championships and play some clips of the FM losing. In true Rant fashion though, they quickly go back to a serious discussion on the merits of a Prison Sally and if you don'...

Off they go to Flagstaff Arizona for a highland games. It is a wild disappointment for so many reasons, but mostly because Fooko pussed out and didn't rage on Saturday night. The catch up with surprise guests for a trip down memory lane and sit in on the most boring kitchen piping contest ever. Unfortunately for you the audience, they recorded it. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for y...

The boys are back in town and all is back to normal, which means drinking and banter. Josh busts Fooko's balls about the Cahill episode, they talk about more editorials to the Scott Currie article, and mostly just more semi bagpipe related stuff. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipes Drums article - https://www.pipesdrums.com/...

Josh bolts off to Reno for July 4th redneck activities, so the regulars draw straws and Cahill loses so he has to do the show with Fooko. They challenge Doogie for the most boring pipe band podcast and we'll let the listeners decide. Sorry about this one but hey... not all guest hosts can be #FUjoebrady. They get into how Cahill and Fooko met, the importance of pipe schools and make fun of each ot...

The guys go into damage control mode by apologizing to Steven McWhirter and Big Rab. They ask the CR team to help out by submitting their own apologies as well. There is nothing like a good train wreck right? They also comment on the recent hub bub on the Piping Press with the brilliant response by Ty Fry. And of course make fun of people for sucking at pipes. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunn...

Fooko and MacGerkin head to Vista California for some highland games shenanigans. They drink too much and have a good time playing for sheets and generally being avoided. But they were able to Chanter Rant a couple unsuspecting people and get some good convo's in as well. Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult languag...

The guys get it together sort of for this weeks episode. They get caught up on all sorts of voicemails and emails and then go back in time for Fooko to be the fail of the week. They talk some shit about Canadian bands and how America rules. Then they do a full review of Inverarary's new medley and Josh has some advice for Steven McWhirter. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 P...

Do not click play. Go directly to jail. We did this night. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBK00Za5UA Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organiz...

Fortunately the pipe band world is like a soap opera... never at a loss for material. Fooko gets told he is not as good as Jack Lee in a recent meeting with band members and decides to walk out on rehearsal. The boys go through the details of the post Vegas Games debacle that is the Band That Shall Not Be Named. Join us for some serious whining! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for you...

It's time once again for the depraved stories of pipe band life. This is a great episode to play for your new band mates. It will test them to see if they have what it takes to survive in this world of nerds shitting their pants and fornicating. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/Ch...

The first major of the pipe band season happened this past weekend, and the results of the British Championships in Grade 2 were all over the place. The gents get into the need for a better system of judging, even though Closkelt still won and that is all that matters. Josh admits that Doogie is right and isn't that whats truly important? Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/XlGLYTtzTAs Pi...