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Oklahoma lost to an Iowa State with several time travelers from before the age of television on the roster. Miami beat FSU team but it means nothing because, according to Seminole fans, Florida State isn't actually any good. Bret Bielema's still adjusting to his first fifth season at Arkansas but surely things will improve. And, oh, right, we're all freaking out about Jim Harbaugh and Michigan. Th...

Wanna get rich? You've come to the right place, because the Shutdown Fullcast is home to THE MOST RELIABLE PRO FOOTBALL PICKER IN THE WORLD, as it turns out. There's also some college football in here, including: Spencer singing the Georgia Tech fight song as Alex Jones Ryan explaining how Aragon holds the key to Michigan-Michigan State The one reason why Georgia-Vandy might be close South Carolin...

Buyouts are one of the best parts of college football because they're little roadblocks you get to set up against your own future happiness. Sure, you'd like to find a new, better coach, but you can't. Why? Because of that big old buyout, where you'd have to pay this coach a bunch of money to leave. Well, who put that there? YOU DID! YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF!

It's Spencer because come on he can't screw it up worse than the status quo. Other topics this week include: Why Washington State will win the national championship Florida pivoting to the flexbone DO NOT DISRESPECT DARUDE Ways for Georgia-Tennessee to make both parties feel shitty Caveat emptor and Purdue And lots of thank you reads to you, our generous listeners who have given a whole bunch of m...

Florida superfan Jason Kirk joins the podcast this week to explain how the Gators had that game in hand the whole time, don't even worry about it, we gaze upon the destruction that was Vanderbilt football, Clemson won't show you the play by play against Boston College unless you produce a warrant, Bret Bielema ends up nude in a McDonald's Playplace, and YUP FLORIDA STATE SURE DOES HAVE AS MANY WIN...

Other podcasts try to either 1) look at the weekly lineup of games in college football OR 2) ponder why the NFL's less compelling as televised entertainment and brainstorm ways to improve the sport. We are not other podcasts - WE DID BOTH IN ONE EPISODE BECAUSE WE KNOW NOT THE MEANING OF THE WORD FEAR OR STAYING ON TOPIC.

Or at least about Memphis beating UCLA! Don't bother fact-checking us on anything else, just assume we were right and move on from there. Hey, did you know we're doing a charity drive for victims of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma? It's true! Just go to https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/9/14/16306480/shutdown-fullcast-7-23-lets-not-talk-about-tennessee-florida and you can find out the detai...

Or at least let's not talk about Florida-Tennessee very much, and, guess what! We don't! Not when we can ponder Brian Kelly losing his job after giving up 50 points to Boston College, or Papa John debating health care with Stephen A. Smith, or Wisconsin fans trying to get drunk in Provo, or doing a live edition of the Shutdown Fullcast at the last remaining Popeyes with a buffet? (Seriously, I hop...

Iowa-Iowa State was the most thrilling game of the day (Boise State-Wazzu took that honor for the night), Auburn is looking positively Floridian, and Lamar Jackson continues to calmly burn your shit down. We also discuss: Conquistador Baker Mayfield and The Curious Case of Benjamin Buckeye Georgia finishing bogey-birdie-birdie to beat Notre Dame Todd Graham's road to funemployment South Carolina's...

Texas A&M didn't just ruin their own year; they ruined our ability to do a review of Week 1. So this episode starts with two Florida fans moaning about their terrible counterfeit prescription drug of a team, moves on to a discussion of Iowa-Iowa State ending with one team making ten field goals, explains how Tennessee is like Darth Vader, wishes UNC luck against Lamar Jackson, and shows you ho...

After Stanford bravely faced the trials of Week 0.36, we're finally ready to lap up FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS of college football. Florida State-Alabama! West Virginia-Virginia Tech! Michigan-The Shell of a Florida Team That We Didn't Believe In At The Time We Recorded This And Then Somehow More Players Got Suspended! What else are we, the most and only podcast about the sport focused on? Orgeron-Sitake...

There are games this Saturday, but not so many that we need to really treat this like Week 1. Instead, this is our dress rehearsal, and we're using it to help you better understand how to manage your time, family, health, money, sleep, alcohol intake, wedding RSVP strategy, prescription medication, HTML, and understanding of Tampa's rich, dumb history. By the end of this podcast, you will be ready...

You read the title right: this episode contains absolutely no discussion of any football teams, players, coaches, conferences, mascots, or news. What's in there instead? Unfounded opinions on Dogs! Parenting! Books! Video Games! Travel! Healthy Living! George Lucas's Beard! Movies With Dragons That Were Not Nominated For Any Academy Awards!

Missouri's got a future Heisman winner at quarterback! Oregon's going to the playoff! Tom Herman's about to turn Texas into Notre Dame! South Carolina's winning the SEC East! Minnesota's ruining Michigan's year! Texas Tech is going to have a only somewhat awful defense! These are but a few of the incredibly ill-advised predictions either you or we proposed, but now is the time to get them all out...

It's our final preview podcast (unless we forgot an entire division, which, yeah, that is a thing we might do) before the season, so naturally we start with ATLANTIC POWERHOUSE WAKE FOREST. Topics include: Why being an NC State fan is like a lifetime of square hamburgers RPO, the cure for all your problems, except possibly lastinthedivisionsclerosis Published Author Papa John Schnatter Jason says...

Special guest/experienced SEC West-hater Amanda Mull joins us to preview the division that we keep hoping will be exciting and contended down to the wire and always ends with an Alabama coronation. Topics include! The list of schools that have experienced a sex scandal, and what an LSU sex scandal would look like if one could even exist Arkansas's record predicted based on opposing mascot huntabil...

We're gonna talk about the Backyard Brawl, and Stanford winning outright as a 41 point dog, and the Heisman winner finding his path as a minor league baseball player, and Dennis Dixon's injury, and the time ULM beat Nick Saban, and Houston Nutt, and a whole lot of other weird shit that happened in 2007. We apologize now if any of this is painful to you.

Houston Nutt is in your emails right now. He's already told your boss about that thing you ordered online. You know the one. Just quit now and save yourself the disgrace. The unemployment rate is going to jump 3% this year and it'll just be because Houston Nutt demands his damn pound of flesh. (Phrasing, I know.)

Think of the Pac-12 North as a summer backyard meal at your friend's house. Cal is the napkins, noteworthy only if they don't show up for some reason and the gimme item you assign to your least trustworthy guest. Oregon State, you're potato salad. Totally fine to ignore rather than risk getting food poisoning. Wazzu is the hard liquor your cousin brought even thought you said BEER ONLY GOD DEREK D...

MICHIGAN! OHIO STATE! PENN STATE! RUTGah yeah ok that's what's dragging this division down. A few warnings about this episode: There are a handful of Logan spoilers The Penn State section probably talks too much about Pitt, but if you didn't see that coming I'm not sure you even listen to this podcast At least three video game references in here, none of which are at all current because we're old...

Colorado won 10 games last year, and it's entirely possible that your team didn't. In fact, this is almost certainly true if you root for a different member of the Pac-12 South (ok fine USC is good and fun, we get it). But this is 2017, and now it's time to talk about: How far the Buffs fall back this season Why Utah football is the opposite of gin The man who saw USC win 9 national titles and the...

ACC Coastal time! At least once we spend a few minutes talking about The Price Is Right and Monopoly and sadness, but they're sort of on topic actually. Then we discuss: Why Brad Kaaya was very smart to leave The meaninglessness of UVA in 2017 Georgia Tech, the ACC's best roller coaster How Pitt loses four games and breaks the Playoff system completely A caller predicts that Virginia Tech loses 10...

Our march to Week 1 continues with a look at the Big Ten's Michigan/Ohio State/Penn State-less division, the West! Points of discussion include: - Wisconsin's return to easy mode scheduling after a year contending with anything but - Why Iowa-Iowa State must be respected - Unless Iowa just loses to Wyoming to start the season - Nebraska and death by balloon - How P.J. Fleck winds up in Knoxville t...

HUGE COACHING NEWS which we don't even get to until over halfway through this episode. That's the kind of pure professionalism you can expect from the Shutdown Fullcast and our preview of the Big 12, which includes: - Recruiting powerhouse Kansas - A selection of streaks Iowa State could, in theory, end - Oklahoma State's real strange road trip plans - Continued expectations for Texas that they ca...

It's already time to start thinking about the 2017 season, but there's no reason to jump into the deep end. No, we're slowly easing into the calm, lukewarm waters of the SEC's other conference, with a prediction for each team and a goal we're hoping they can reach. Why does Spencer feel okayish about Florida? Who will we be rooting for in Georgia-Notre Dame? How little has Jason prepared for this...