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The 2017 Peach Bowl features Auburn and UCF. We spend a good portion of this episode talking about Washington State and It's A Wonderful Life. This is the best way to explain this podcast to a stranger.

We're way too bullish on Baker Mayfield because he's incredibly talented and what not so congratulations to Georgia for holding him to 107 yards passing and no touchdowns.

This is the one that just turns into weird Star Wars talk. Thank you for purchasing the 2017 40 for 40. (No refunds, not even for store credit.)

Penn State, we somehow gave you Lane Kiffin. Washington, we treated you even more poorly. I'm sorry for all of this. Absolutely all of it.

Easily one of the most vulgar bowl previews we've ever done, and we BARELY mention Louisville! Miracles are all around you, if only you're willing to believe/have a very low standard for miracles.

You're not so different, Wisconsin and Miami, in that you've both got border smuggling potential and love to enjoy life's pleasures. There is the whole winter thing, but, hey, that's what brandy is for!

Did you know the Liberty Bowl was once played in an Atlantic City convention hall? Did you know all Memphis rap hooks have to advise you to do something bad for you? Did you know Holly is working on a spell to lure Paul Johnson to Knoxville?

Ohio State-USC should be an excellent bowl matchup, and that's why we spend a lot of time talking about Josh Rosen and the Browns and Blockbuster Video. We should all be fired.

Spencer stupidly tries to eat healthy. Ryan loses a bet with Jason on the number of Belks in Charlotte. Aggietha Christie is invented. Again, to call these bowl previews is bordering on criminal fraud.

"Get on TV" may not seem like a particularly lofty aim for a bowl game but dammit the Arizona Bowl was not going to listen to your negativity. They went out there and ACHIEVED. So did New Mexico State, who won more games this year than Florida or Tennessee or Nebraska or Arkansas. Sports are good and not at all painful!

It's a bowl in Nashville and one of the teams is Northwestern. You can guess 90% of the jokes based on that limited information alone.

The Sun Bowl is tied with the Sugar and Orange Bowls for second-oldest in college football. While the other two sometimes get to host a Playoff game, the Sun will be sending Todd Graham out in style while Herm Edwards tries to convince recruits to come to ASU because he's buddies with the Spice Girls. Also, NC State will be there, though it's fine if you don't pay attention to that.

Featuring two of the college football fanbases best suited to a camping-based society. Because this game is in Orlando, we are also required to make extensive mention of the Weird Donald Trump Robot at Disney.

In which we ponder what a message board based God would do, and why the Birmingham Bowl trophy is the best version of Spencer, and butts.

RIDERS WITH SWORDS VERSUS SAILORS. You will throw a horse if you love the troops, dammit.

Behold the raw efficiency of this bowl preview, where we talk over each other for 90 seconds and then that's it.

HELL YEAH WE CHEATED YOU OUT OF AN EPISODE. Just pretend these two games are the Designer Imposter College Football Playoff. So much to play for now! The SEC and ACC totally shut out, and nobody's talking about it!

What's the difference between naming a wine and naming a craft beer? How does the Cactus Bowl promote group sex? Why is Bill Snyder going to sue us into oblivion? When will this podcast die already?

The Quick Lane Bowl has a website for two reasons. One, to remind you that the Detroit Lions exist even though thousands of other American businesses have failed in your lifetime. Two, to sell you 2014 Quick Lane Bowl gear. E-COMMERCE IS KING.

Spencer isn't dead. We at the Shutdown Fullcast regret the error. (For so many reasons.)

Most American schools won't teach you that the American Revolution started in Shreveport when British forces started a brawl in a Logan's Roadhouse after someone talked shit about the House of Tudor. We will.

Technically this is more of a Iowa Season In Review. Iowa: we can do anything, and that includes an incredibly dumb 17-10 overtime loss to Northwestern!

Mobile: for when you just don't feel like going all the way to New Orleans and this will do fine. Bob Stoops is the motivational lunch speaker for this bowl game because sure, why not? Anytime you can get that sweet motivational lunch speaker cash, you take it.

One of the only previews that actually talks about the game, but only to note that it will probably last an hour and 47 minutes and the winning team will manage to only run 38 plays.