Cervezas Amigos

Happy Thanksgiving or whatever. No, none of these are repeats. This is really what my life is like. 

This week is brought to you by liquor Jerry. And the other names he gets called throughout the episode. Most don't stick. Chris talks about tragedies, Jerry pictures Michael having sex, and Michael talks about Dolly Parton. Tweet. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

 This week the boys talk about things. At some point in the podcast they talk about stuff. But also birthdays and blumpkins. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos

Usually I write these while I'm editing the podcast but sometimes (most times) I completely forget and then have to write this after it's done and I somehow remember even less than Chris. This week the boys talk about the science behind genome sequencing, the functions of the large hadron collider, the speed of light and how it effects our perception of the universe, and shitting in a Cactus Canti...

No one knows what this title means. It's something Jerry sent after we completed recording this episode. This week the boys talk about the "sinkhole" (again), video games, more wedding stuff, boxes, NERF guns, and more. T https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos I https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

This week the boys talk about the shit-hole that is San Francisco, weddings, snapchat friends, Jerry's coworkers, yearbook friends from highschool and what used to be Waffle House. Follow the gramsta. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Like the tweets. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos

This week the boys talk about movies with cars crashing but also actual cars crashing. Don't drink and drive kids. Probably just don't drink at all honestly. Straight edge for life bruh. Tweet your twats at Chris. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram your instas at Jerry. https://www.instagram.com/

Jerry finally goes to a strip club, Chris gets multicultural, and Michael explains Goop. Obviously the boys also talk about poop. Check out Jerry's Goop on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Check out Chris' Goop on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos

Yes, Chris has really lived his life without hummus. Yes, you should absolutely watch the video posted to the instagram last week. This week the boys talk about Universal Studios, Jerry's ass scratching, vomit, Tetris, Universal Studios, San Francisco, and TV shows. Make sure to check out Jerry's ass scratching on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Also look at Twitter I guess. h...

The week the boys talk about John. John talks about Fascism. Who knows why John likes Fascism so much. Also featured this week is Ryan Reynolds, converting mL to fluid ounces, the Matrix, SpaceJam, Nick Cage, missing going to theaters, popcorn, River Dick Jerry, And all kinds of other movie shit. Apparently this episode is about movies. Which, to be fair, most of our episodes end up being so...

This week the boys talk about when Jerry tried to fight a US Marshall, when Thomas learned what the definition of a lake was, doing hard drugs, Waffle House, and eventually; Bear Lake. Join us next week when we have a special guest that Chris and Jerry have never met before. Follow us on Twitgram https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Follow us on Instater https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos...

I edited the first 45 minutes of this the other day and now I don't remember what happened in the episode other than the complete disrespect Jerry had for my gift. If you could please hit us up on Instagram and Twitter to let us know what happened in the episode. We know Chris doesn't remember. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

Snape kills Dumbledore. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. It's actually the trees killing people. Jar-jar is a sith lord manipulating the jedi. There's some spoilers for you. Hope you enjoy. This week the boys talk about aquatic mammal secretion, bro cards, hot vomit, atomizing alcohol, dabs, and pants. Join us next time when Chris figures out how to say Cervezas Amigos. Follow us on Twitter....

What were your AIM names back in the day? Or did you use MSN because you didn't have friends. This week the boys talk about luaus, the internet in the early 2000's, applying for jobs, boomer logic, nicknames, and more work stories. Make sure to tell us your nicknames on the social accounts. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

Send us your stories stories about when you stopped protecting. Maybe it will be featured in the next episode. (It won't.) This week the boys talk about having babies, fascism, movies, the governors of California, Mad Money, and Jerry talks shit. Did you get someone pregnant? Follow us on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos More into the DINK life? Follow us on Instagram. https://www.insta...

I wrote a pretty decent description for this one (and a different title) but then windows updates forced my PC to restart and wiped it so make up your own. Feel free to tell us what the titles/descriptions should be on Instagram and Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

In these episode we talk about drugs, stewed carrots, eyesight, stewed carrots, buffets, and stewed carrots. Also Jerry confirms it is just a drainage ditch and not a sinkhole. Tune in next week where the boys get to try out some special Turkish treats.  Do you like stewed carrots? Follow our twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Do you not like stewed carrots? Follow our instagram. https://...

Long time listener, first time guest John joins us tonight as the boys discuss dick sweat, what people eat when they're high, snorting various powders, and of course, everyone's favorite not-a-sinkhole. Make sure to follow us on Twitter where Chris sometimes makes polls and even less often makes them correctly. It's a real thrill. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Over on the Instagram Jerry post...

That's right the first ever live episode of Cervezas Amigos, we just recorded it yesterday so not technically live. Other than that it definitely counts. This week the boys talk about Andy Newton (not gay), ice skating, and what women like? The last one isn't scientifically confirmed but Jerry is a pretty reliable source; he asked his mom. Make sure to follow us on the social stuff. There are some...

We just barely recorded this on time. Like literally yesterday. Olmec would be impressed. Who was your favorite team on Legends of the Hidden Temple? Tell us on Twitter and Instagram. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ This week the boys talk about food. Mostly the frozen kind but maybe some that aren't. We're being super trendy and doing things that the i...

You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. I don't know where to go with that joke so make up the end yourself. This week the boys talk about micro-cheating, Jerry's six foot dick, Lyonel, The Dakotas, She Hawk Gerald Roland Cook, and various other absurdities. Join us next week for some other unknown garbage. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

This week the boys review toenail clippers. Hopefully this means we never have to talk about Chris' toes ever again. We're joined by special guest Ian. His titles include sushi-boi, Jerb's Best Man, and Chris' brother-in-law. Make sure you check out all the polls that Chris definitely posted on the twitter because he remembered and totally isn't listening to last week's podcast as I type this tryi...

This week the boys learn about how Chris plans his route to work, how Jonathon pees, how Jerry avoids good movies and how Michael snacks. Make sure you keep an eye out for the polls that will be posted in reference to this episode. They're definitely going to happen.  I hope you enjoy the sounds of people slurping various liquids and talking over each other because that's 90% of this episode. On t...

Did you know that the largest fast food chain in the world also opens locations in countries that aren't America? Jerry does and this week he tells you about it. Chris says a bunch of slurs. Or really just one slur over and over (but it's about Italians so it's probably fine, lets be honest). Michael continues to be annoyed with Army of the Dead, and the boys get to hear the voice of the angels th...

The boys are joined by JD who definitely isn't just Jerry. He's a cool new guy who loves his name. Make sure you always refer to him that way; it's what he prefers. This week the boys celebrate Memorial Day, JD researches the KKK, and Chris saves his child from a near death experience; a pool. Join us next week for an episode where things happen. I already forgot what happens and we just recorded...