Certified Poké-Moments

Franks usually a beacon of optimism and whimsy in this podcast… but not today. Both of the hosts dislike this Pokemon, but Frank is gonna RANT in this one!

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everyone! Today we talk about the most Christmas-y Pokemon ever: Delibird! This Pokémon is so coo- WAIT IT’S STATS ARE HOW LOW?!

We’ve hit the 100th episode! Wow, how time flys! And what better Pokemon to talk about than our very own mascot: Exploud! Our favorite loud-boy is unfortunately pretty under appreciated… but that just means there’s lots to learn!

YEEESSSSSS!!! Scolipede is not only the Coolest Bug-Type Pokemon EVER, but one of Gamefreaks best designed Pokemon in general! And with its new Mega??? Good lord... absolutely PEAK!

Mankey? Boring. Primeape? Stupid. Annihilape…? Uh… hello… BASED DEPARTMENT?! What an improvement to a line of Pokémon that’s sucked since the first generation!

Little tip: do NOT steal from this Pokémon! Despite its Mystery Dungeon appearance, ever since Gen 3 ended, Kecleon seems to have been forgotten by society! Let’s jog ya’lls memory!

Who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy???? Dachsbun is actually peak dog Pokémon! But Fidough…? Well, we’ll see…

Woooooow, some of the few legendary Pokémon that actually evolve! Solgaleo and Lunala are some of the most unique box-art Legends! Solgaleo gets done dirty later on in the episode though…. You’ll see…

Da Big Boss! Will Frank and Joachim discover some of his mob secrets or will they instead be disappointed by his defensive stats…?

WE FINALLY ROLLED MINIOR!!! One of the greatest Shinies ever and Franks favorite Pokemon! And just in time for the first ever FILMED episode! If you’re listening on Spotify or Apple Podcast - first of all, thank you - but make sure you check out Certified Poke-Moments on YouTube to SEE the shenanigans!

Woah, now these are a couple of Pokemon you don't see very often! Seriously... you'd be hard-pressed to find a trainer in HOENN ITSELF who uses either one...

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh boyyyyyyy - what a cool starter! Skeledrige was Frank's first choice in Paldea... and the one Joachim WISHES he went with!

What a fun Pokemon! Everyone was just waiting for Girafarig to get an evolution and in gen 9 it finally happened! And as it turns out... Farigiraf is actually a GREAT Pokemon!

This is by far the most chaotic episode yet! In honor of Spinda, Frank and Joachim podcast DRUNK! And somehow... this ends up being our longest episode yet!? Listener discretion is definitely advised!

Oh boy, another uninteresting gen 1 bird... sorry if you like this guy, but we ain't gonna be so kind! I mean come on, it's just another example of generation 1 Pokemon being "the same, but THREE this time!"... This will also be our first ever EXPLICIT episode, so take that into consideration when continuing forward! Though... things really won't change much!

BIG SPOOKY GHOST! Dusknoir feels like the premier Ghost-type Pokemon! And the dex entries for this guy get surprisingly dark... without the gen 7 games even being available!

Ohhhhhh mama.... it's sexy plant time! It's been a while since we had a Pokemon Joachim absolutely adores, so this is bound to be a good one!

Wow, we never would've expected a Pokemon with no evolution to get an episode THIS long! But hey, that's Miltank for ya! It ended up being a VERY interesting Pokemon! And the Rant helped too...

This is TOTALLY the first time we've talked about Braviary... there's no lost audio or anything... uh, anyway, this guys pretty cool.

The ultimate destroyer of life... is a stripey bird...? Nah, just joking! Yveltal is sick! We can definitely appreciate this badass design for one of Kalos's coolest Pokemon!

YESSSSS! Golisopod ROCKS! We're stoked that this awesome bug type finally gets his time in the spotlight - cause Gamefreak sure doesn't pay enough attention to this legend...

You know, for being a Gen 1 Pokemon... the two of us really like Starmie! This unique little star is quite the... well, star.

Krookodile is one of those gen 5 Pokemon NOBODY can hate! It's got style, charisma, and delicious meat! ... I said what I said.

Careful ya'll this Pokemons hotter than the sun! Magcargo needs more love and it's up to us to give it to him!

Ladies and gentlemen we've finally made it! The day we all knew had to come eventually has finally arrived: The Eeveelutions! We've got NINE Pokemon to talk about today (10 if you count Gigantimax Eevee) so this is gonna be a fast-paced episode; don't worry, we still give each Pokemon their spotlight!