CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

On Today’s Show: If this photo leaks, I’m getting canceled. LITTLE VICTORIES MAMA NANCY REVIEWS THE NEWS: All Georgia news!! Today’s Quote: “The most wasted of days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast...

On Today’s Show: I hope this guy didn’t die. I have his coins. Things you hated as a kid... ASK MY MOM: THe 2 Today’s Quote: “When chaos is all around you, the wisest choice is to create peace within you. Your peace shines outward and supports the creation of a new harmony.” Yung Pueblo Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for...

On Today’s Show: Damn. I was so privileged. MOM-TENT: I've Rounded Up 9 Situations I Think We've All Been In Before, And I Wanna Know If You Find Them Awkward A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: Back To Trouble Today’s Quote: “Whatever truth we feel compelled to withhold, no matter how unthinkable it is to imagine ourselves telling it, not to is a way of spiritually holding our breath. You can only do it...

On Today’s Show: Your kids are always going to tell me the truth. Don’t loiter in Kroger ASK MY MOM: Put down the Cheetos! Today’s Quote: “Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.” Seneca Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast,...

On Today’s Show: The poop test conclusion... Big news this weekend!! MENTAL HEALTH MONDAY with Leah Aguirre: Care For Your Little Self Today’s Quote: “Knowing who we are is hard. Eliminate who we’re not first, and we’ll find ourselves where we need to be.” - Matthew McConaughey Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certifi...

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On Today’s Show: Where do you put your hands during a physical?  The passing of a friend is always hard. ASK MY MOM: 3/10 Birthdays Ain’t Bad Today’s Quote: “Looking for unconditional love in a world of conditions must inevitably fail. Since all your brothers and sisters are acting out of shame-based patterns, they cannot offer you the love you know that you deserve, nor can you offer it to them....

On Today’s Show: Why did I get emotional over Mario?! MOM-TENT: A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: What’s the meanest thing a kid said to you in school? Today’s Quote: “Your mind is for having ideas, not storing them.” David Allen Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to...

Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Our Amazing Partners: BETTER HELP This episode is sponsored by Better Help. I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month...

On Today’s Show: The Awkward dinner party part 2 I had to drive my own Uber MENTAL HEALTH MONDAY with Leah Aguirre: Manifestion: A Therapist's Perspective Today’s Quote: “Things said in embarrassment and anger are seldom the truth.” Lucille Ball Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Mag...

On Today’s Show: The most awkward dinner party LITTLE VICTORIES JIMMY MACK REVIEWS THE NEWS: Maui, Britney, Wasp Eating Bees Today’s Quote: “To see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.” - Georgia O’Keeffe Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other...

On Today’s Show: The worst way to save $2 ever! I had a colleague take his own life this week.  ASK MY MOM: The Confession Today’s Quote: “Discipline morphs into habit.” - Twyla Tharp Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Unce...

On Today’s Show: I got my penis touched in Dallas MOM-TENT: Survey finds the most common pet-related myths pet parents still believe Today’s Quote: “Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.” Carl Jung Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Pod...

On Today’s Show: AI is getting really, really scary... That feeling when you see a bad picture of yourself... ASK MY MOM: Oh NOW you want to combine finances?? Today’s Quote: “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung  Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certifie...

On Today’s Show: I am a piece of crap for pulling this disability scam... You know that feeling when you find your next calling? Today’s Quote: Don’t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. Dolly Parton Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to...

On Today’s Show: DON’T BE SPONTANEOUS! The John Oliver Story A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: Date By Fate Pt. 3 Today’s Quote: In chaos, there is fertility. Anais Nin Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Our Amazing...

On Today’s Show: THE STORY OF THE SHRUKEN HEAD!!! The King Of Routine is thinking about breaking his routine. ASK MY MOM: The CVS bandit! Today’s Quote: To take that second chance, we need to notice where we are and be open to the possibility of growing. — Holly Elissa Bruno Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified...

On Today’s Show: Kiki’s birthday made me cry... Would you pay this collections bill? MENTAL HEALTH MONDAY with Leah Aguirre: How to meditate without meditating  Today’s Quote: “You don’t have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you.” — Dan Millman Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certi...

On Today’s Show: The Lego theories are running wild. Little Victories JIMMY MACK REVIEWS THE NEWS: Mitch McConnel, Interest Rates, Lake Lanier Today’s Quote: Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Our Amazing Partn...

On Today’s Show: I think I bought some stolen goods... Is my Mom ok with my going to a nudist colony? ASK MY MOM: Kid-gagement Photos Today’s Quote: “The glassblower knows: while in the heat of beginning, any shape is possible. Once hardened, the only way to change is to break.” Mark Nepo Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote f...

On Today’s Show: Do your parents just randomly replace stuff in your house? MOM-TENT: These 8 habits could add up to 24 years to your life A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: Date By Fate Pt. 2 Today’s Quote: “The law of attraction is this: You don’t attract what you want. You attract what you are. -  Wayne Dyer” Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support th...

On Today’s Show: What movies are appropriate to watch with your parents? Do you believe in angels? ASK MY MOM: We’re Just Friends Today’s Quote: “The law of attraction is this: You don’t attract what you want. You attract what you are. -  Wayne Dyer” Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcas...

On Today’s Show: 2 things that annoy me about my Mom Our trip recap MENTAL HEALTH MONDAY w/ Leah Aguirre: STFU Biological Clock Today’s Quote: Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Our Amazing Partners: BETTER HEL...

On Today’s Show: MY MOM BEAT DR. VIPER! Little Victories JIMMY MACK REVIEWS THE NEWS: Lottery Winner, Writers Strike, Georgia Deputy. Today’s Quote: Middle age is when you go to bed at night and think you’re going to feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a C...

On Today’s Show: When you cheat on your nail woman... Are my problems as bad as everyone else? ASK MY MOM: Dad Wingman Today’s Quote: Once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, in fact, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person who walked in. — H...