Episodes

Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast 28.08.2023 1:05:05

Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard 21.08.2023 1:20:33

Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

Ep. 71: Ain't dead, ain't gonna die 15.08.2023 54:09

Returning after extended hiatus

Ep. 68: The four types of Chinese faces 27.12.2022 54:58

Polycules, Olivia Wilde salad story, Brittney Griner

The JFK Episode 22.11.2022 1:19:03

Patrick Breen joins to help us solve the mystery of the JFK assassination once and for all. The answer may surprise you (if you're a rube.) Also some really great discussion on Bill O'Reilly's killing X book series.

Ep. 65: Black Hobbit 11.10.2022 59:24

Hobbits can be black now. What does it mean? How does it affect YOU? We break down all the angles. PLUS special guest Dhaaruni makes her Centrist Madness debut with some big ideas for the Democratic party.

Ep. 64: Inventory Shakeout 20.08.2022 56:06

Matt rain man's correct inflation rate

Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts 03.08.2022 1:02:47

Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts by Centrist Madness

Ep. 61: Matt gets cruised 13.05.2022 1:04:26

Matt attracts some (unwanted?) attention at a gay bar in NYC. Best restaurant idea. French jet boots. Murdered oil execs and whatever Putin is dying of.

Ep 59: Please do not attack nuclear power plants 05.03.2022 56:03

There's all kinds of stuff in there you don't want to blow up. They have like big complicated cooling systems that are piping water around all sort of different ways, and a lot of controls and electrical stuff you don't want to hit with a RPG. Honestly, and I'm not trying to be a dick, this seems really intuitive and it's fucked up that we even have to point this out. Read up on the paratroopers:...

Ep. 58: #1 Top Ukraine Predictions of All Time 28.02.2022 1:02:41

200,000 Russian troops have massed on the Ukranian border. What are they up to? We have a few theories. Recorded Wednesday, February 16th.

Ep. 57: Centrist Madness Revisited (Born to be mild) 15.02.2022 51:28

Returning to our roots...two guys being right about things...

Ep 56: Selenium + Dress 14.10.2021 57:40

AOC's dress. Selenium, like the element. S-to-the-E. The borderline metalloid. Atomic number 38 woot woot!

Ep 55: The Russia Episode 21.09.2021 56:13

Our man in Moscow, Sergey Goryashko, reporter for BBC Russia, catches us up to speed on Russian politics, the rise of "Male State" and the foodie culture that is sweeping the Kremlin.

Ep. 54: Afghanistan 03.09.2021 58:35

Kabul falls, but the dream of a gay caliphate lives on. Continuing coverage of #LambGate. Pro-chef @anashwt joins and he's also some kind of middle-eastern history expert? That's the type of people we have in the alt-center...real renaissance persons. Goddamned polymaths is what they are.

Ep. 53: Will Pounder 28.08.2021 1:06:31

Will Pounder stops by to talk crypto

Ep 51: The Meat Episode 04.06.2021 1:13:28

* Meat talk * Lamb in America * Matt goes HAM on Yang with Special guest Two Kong Theo

Ep. 50: The Fiftieth Episode 27.04.2021 1:01:11

Can't believe we've published 50 of these things

Ep 49: The Snydest Cut 31.03.2021 1:19:40

This one is all about the Synder cut. If you're interested in the Synder cut, this is an ep for you!

Ep. 47: Cocktail 2: The Hope 25.03.2021 1:05:12

Hope makes a special cocktail for this episode.

Ep. 46: The Three Amigxs 04.03.2021 1:07:08

Texas freezes and Ted Cruz goes to Cancun 🌴

Ep. 44: Women and Grids (or Lewd Crude Dudes) 18.02.2021 1:11:58

Electric grid operator and car-thusiast Dentonppm makes his Centrist Madness debut to discuss women and other critical infrastructure

Ep. 43: Pigs in shorts 07.02.2021 50:46

Our friend and financial money wizard Vish explains GameStop bubble and we discuss implications on day-trading praxis as a means to usher in socialist revolution.

Ep 42: Feminist Breastaurant Roadhouse Blues 01.02.2021 1:08:12

Hope and Jenny join to discuss the 1989 classic film Roadhouse, and Matt's billion-dollar Breastaurant idea.

Ep. 40: The Silence of the Libs 19.01.2021 1:06:26

gothbiden stops by to talk about serial killers