Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

Grab your sunglasses! The gals are headed to the Grammy's after-party! Steven & Lily cake toss their way into DJ, producer, label head, and fashion designer Steve Aoki's 2019 memoir, "Blue: The Color of Noise." From his Christian hardcore and Pickle Patch roots to the genesis of the cake tossing, to literally just talking about the color blue, you won't want to get stuck at the club door for t...

Grab your salt shakers! Steven and Lily saddle up to the bar with award-winning restauranteur Danny Meyer's 2006 memoir slash modern day service industry bible, "Setting The Table: The Transforming Power of Hospitality in Business." From his very own Enlightened Hospitality tips, his disordered childhood eating habits to meeting your lover while working in a restaurant, this one's a full course me...

The gals cuddle up with the funniest woman in America and notable toxic lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres’s 2015 design coffee table book “Home.” From design tips to an addiction to Jean Prouve furniture and even keeping Portia locked up in the art barn - you’d be a fool to miss this one! Have your checkbooks ready!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts     Follow Stev...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Actress and host of the sizzling Red Scare podcast Dasha Nekrasova joins us for PR ice queen Kelly Cutrone’s 2010 memoir “If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You.” From the halcyon days of Steve Madden’s New York, to charming the pants off iPad door girls, and finding God in a live/work space, this one’s a very public affair. Are you on th...

What is beauty, really? The gals are joined by fellow comedian, wellness maven & host of the groundbreaking POOG podcast, Jacqueline Novak, to discuss Hollywood siren Elizabeth Taylor’s outrageous 1987 memoir-cum-diet book “Elizabeth Takes Off.” From snacking on scooped salmon in grapefruit peel bowls as a senator’s wife, to downing chocolate martinis in Marfa, and her shockingly simple recipe...

Our favorite best friends Steven and Lily dive into yet another Canadian twin book: brothers Drew & Jonathan Scott’s 2017 memoir, “It Takes Two: Our Story.” From their early odd jobs of selling hangers and rape alarms, to Jonathan’s obsession with handbags and buying Scottish Swords - you’d be a fool to miss this open house!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Po...

Order in the court! Our nascent legal eagles approach the bench for OJ’s lawyer himself, Johnnie Cochran, and his 1996 memoir, “Journey to Justice.” Uncover if Lily and Steven think OJ really did it, contaminate evidence with Bill Cosby, and strap on your gloves for a tour of Cochran’s decadent supper club—this jury is definitely hung.   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on A...

Drugs! Sex! Political intrigue! Finding crack in Nashville! Steven & Lily are joined by infamous writer and NYC socialite, Cat Marnell, to discuss Hunter Biden’s dramatic 2021 memoir, “Beautiful Things.” From Hunter’s drug-fueled visions of owls in the desert, to sleeping with his dead brother’s widow, and Senate sauna tales with Daddy Biden, this one’s a real trip. Crush up some ******* and g...

CBC RAW is coming to you live from the Bushwick-Ridgewood Amphitheater, where tonight's main event is an every [gender redacted] for themself battle between Steven "The Cock Johnson" Phillips-Horst, Lily "Babyface" Marotta, Bobby "The Who" Finger, and Lindsey "Guys' Girl" Weber. This fearsome foursome will be entering the squared circle to discuss WWE Superstars and twin sisters Brie & Nikki B...

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 17th Annual Dental Buses for Tibet Gala! Tonight we honor the life of our dear founder, actress, and Nobel Peace prize winner, Sharon Stone, as we celebrate her 2021 memoir “The Beauty of Living Twice.” From rollerblading into a Woody Allen casting call to African pizza parties, and our intrepid hosts’ unflinching 9/11 memories, this evening will be impossible...

You would look amazing in a floral button-down! Steven & Lily binge Queer Eye reboot host and fashion designer Tan France’s 2019 memoir “Naturally Tan.” From Tan’s toxic business relationships with Mormon Laurens in Salt Lake City to his retail job body count, and Steven & Lily’s formative teenage run-in with Carson Kressley at a Nantucket AIDS gala, we can guarantee Netflix won’t be askin...

Hey, sharks! Have you ever been listening to a podcast, and thought to yourself “why isn’t this about a horny real estate mogul?” Well, worry no more—because now there’s Celebrity Book Club: The Barbara Corcoran Episode. We’ve always loved celebrity memoirs, and after watching 12 seasons of Shark Tank, we hatched this crazy idea to read its sexiest host’s 2003 memoir “If You Don't Have Big Breasts...

Spirit is present. Steven and Lily cross over to the other side with Italian-American icon Theresa Caputo, aka the Long Island Medium, and her 2014 memoir, “There More To Life Than This.” From tripping on MSG to Theresa’s accidental indictment of neoliberalism, communing with the departed at a mid-tier pizza chain to Steven & Lily’s emotional encounters with their own dead loved ones, this is...

Let’s go girls! Steven & Lily hitch a ride to Nashville for country crossover icon Shania Twain’s 2011 tome “From This Moment On.” From an abusive childhood in rural Canada to her career as a lumberjill, Lily’s sister’s horse girl herstory and Shania’s spooky second act as the matron of a Nespresso-backed Swiss chateau—this one *will* impress you much. Boots not included.   Rate Celebrity Book...

How big is your deck? Our resident copywriters present their scintillating PowerPoint on cocky British advertising tycoon David Ogilvy’s 1963 classic “Confessions of an Advertising Man.” From the Herbal Essences commercial that took Lily’s virginity to Steven spilling the tea on working for [redacted], and the best 7UP® activation money can buy—we’re drinking all the korporate koolaid. And remembe...

Erin go bragh! In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, the girls crack open former Boston Celtics baller Kevin Garnett’s hot-off-the-presses 2021 dictionary-as-memoir “KG: A to Z: An Uncensored Encyclopedia of Life, Basketball, and Everything in Between.” From Uncut Gems to selvedge hems, Kobe steak to Kobe Bryant, this is a shamrock shake you don’t wanna miss—so raise a pint of Guinness and put your game...

Oh, Canada! Our intrepid duo venture North of the border for Calgary-born indie lesbian twin rockers Tegan and Sara Quin’s 2019 memoir “High School.” From MTV to thrifting, Lily’s first kiss to Steven’s first blowjob, and the Blue Man Group-to-homosexuality pipeline—get ready for a deeply vulnerable journey of sex, sleepovers, and Sapphic rock. BYO maple syrup.    Rate Celebrity Book Club with Ste...

Take a seat, class. Steven and Lily continue their independent research project into straight culture with Aziz Ansari’s 2015 college paper/Tinder user manual “Modern Romance: An Investigation.” From taco trucks to Star Wars socks to Steven masturbating with a Keith Haring-branded fleshlight, get ready to swipe right until your thumbs bleed. Pencils down!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven &am...

Are you there God? It’s me, Celebrity Book Club. Steven & Lily say a prayer for non-secular songstress Jessica Simpson’s 2020 memoir “Open Book.” From her scandalous letters with Johnny Knoxville to launching a billion-dollar fashion merchandising empire, there’s a lot of Kohl’s licensed baggage to unpack here—including Lily’s fiery love/hate relationship with John Mayer. See you at the altar....

Grab a towel, honey! The pod gets steamy this week when Steven and Lily dive into Demi Moore’s 2019 memoir “Inside Out.” They cover every dripping wet detail from Demi and her wacky mom picking up guys in West Hollywood to her gritty New Mexico childhood and inventing the concept of a cougar by dating Ashton Kutcher. Skip the sauna this week because all you need is this episode!    Rate Celebrity...

Oh, honey! Steven and Lily get in a bawdy time machine with actress Jenifer Lewis’s 2017 memoir, “The Mother of Black Hollywood: A Memoir.” From her humble beginnings skipping school with “Fat Jackie the town prostitute,” to banging bartenders on tour with Better Midler and her iconic dick rating system—this one’s a steamy cabaret. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple P...

Are you guys okay to sit at the bar? This week, Steven and Lily sink their teeth into noted kitchen tyrant and Momofuku founder David Chang’s 2020 memoir, “Eat A Peach.” This one’s a 12-course tasting menu: from Chang claiming he invented the East Village, to his childhood golf prodigy past, and even Lily’s iconic first NYC job selling Christmas trees in Soho with Russian men. Apologies, our reser...

Welcome to Starbucks, honey! Steven and Lily enter the dark depths of Chasten Buttigieg’s 2020 cursed family newsletter masquerading as a memoir, “I Have Something To Tell You.” They ponder everything from the closeted behavior of Chasten putting a Bush bumper sticker on his car to his relentlessly boring 4-H tales and teacher applications. If you were once a green apron warrior slinging Venti tri...

Buckle up, bitch! This episode’s got it all: sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, fashion—and more sex. Steven and Lily revisit iconic supermodel Janice Dickinson’s 2002 memoir, “No Lifeguard On Duty.” From Janice’s incomparable body count to her carjacking a ferrari, and our duo’s favorite America’s Next Top Model takedowns, you’d be a fool to miss this one.   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lil...

Steven and Lily kick off Celebrity Book Club with rowdy tennis superstar Andre Agassi’s 2009 memoir, “Open.” From his surprising drug use to Las Vegas interior design, courting Brooke Shields via fax to doing your best work hungover—our intrepid BFFs leave it all on the court. Game on!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts     Follow Steven & Lily:   Twitt...