Eli Halpern

Castpergers

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

From a traveling alcoholic comedian to a psychedelic infused martial artist to a sober guy entrepreneur to an occasionally intoxicated rapper. When I decided to make this in 2018, 2 girls had asked me if I had Aspergers. When I told a 3rd, they responded; “well, do you?” I hope this pops up on Google if you search Catsburgs or Catsburgers - SEO was not considered in the making of this title.

Author

Eli Halpern

Episodes

#26 - Caesar Lizardo 26.04.2019 1:43:15

LA comic Caesar Lizardo shares about his life as a father and funny human

#25 - Allahuschwitz w/ Mike Eaton 12.04.2019 49:20

And stories about smoking crack

Episode #23 - William F. Montgomery 15.03.2019 47:00

LA comedian William Mon

Episode #22 - Yung Cameltoe 13.03.2019 1:07:34

Today I am joined by my friend Emmanuel Wright aka Yung Cameltoe aka Der Witz aka Shitty E, where we discuss music, comedy, and rape.

Free Shoe w/ Mike Eaton 12.03.2019 11:53

The last half of this audio got fucked up but whatever

#20 - I’m not homophobic, I’m just super straight. Feat Chris 02.03.2019 53:28

We share some funny stories and attempt to explain inside jokes from an LSD trip.

#19 - Going to Jail with Chris 28.02.2019 38:36

A coming of age story where it becomes understood a friendship begins in the face of adversity

Episode #18 - Valentine’s Day 16.02.2019 11:48

My first Valentine’s Day.

Episode #17 - A Brief Encounter with Mike Eaton 12.02.2019 22:53

Hes back for another 20 mins

Episode #16 - pt. 2 Planet Earth feat. Chuck 29.01.2019 57:19

I dont wanna write stuff

Episode #15 - Planet Earth feat. Chuck, pt. 1 29.01.2019 1:06:43

met up with my longtime traveling degenerate friend chuck who lives on a small island in the Mediterranean sea next to ibiza and we talked about our travels and supernatural experiences and music and comfort zones -chuck “idk you can finish it”

Episode #14 - Thailand 19.01.2019 28:37

Hookers, elephants, monkeys, and baht decisions.

Episode #13 - Pedophile Jokes feat. Mike Eaton (Comedian) 14.01.2019 38:36

This is going to be the podcast that ruins my future in comedy. Me and Mike should legally not be allowed to be friends. This episode includes distasteful rape jokes and unnecessary name drops that I hope I don’t get sued for.

Episode #12 - LSD ON A PLANE 09.01.2019 28:19

Listen as i increasingly start tripping on a 13 hour flight to China

Episode #11 - New Years feat. Niles Abston 06.01.2019 42:43

Hear Niles’s argument on why Elon musk is a child alien and how the constitution should be rewritten by black and Mexican women!

Episode #10 - More Isla Vista feat. Steve 20.12.2018 54:04

Another debauchery filled stroll down memory lane with my good friend Steve. Nobody took a shit in this episode.

#9 - Vegans/Jesus 09.12.2018 14:56

Eating animals is wrong, but I don’t care. And religion is stupid.

#8 - Isla Vista feat. Trevor 07.12.2018 31:42

How could I bring on another SB guest without a human feces story?

#7 - DMT and Artificial Intelligence 05.12.2018 16:35

Drugs, technology, god, humanity. Get high for this one.