Cast of Thrones - The Game of Thrones Podcast

“I wish I was the monster you all think I am” is usually the line the Cast of Thrones crew uses when we are kicked out of an all you can eat Chinese buffet, but it is nice to see it to use in our favorite show. Things sure do get tense for ol' Tyrion but I have a feeling that he will be alright. That wit of his has saved him before! Like the show and want to support us? Consider making a one-time...

In a very “this didn't happen in the books” episode of Game of Thrones some wonderful bits of information was shared about the world of Westeros. Well, namely the answer to “Who killed Jon Arryn?” was answered, but it is such a bombshell that it is sure to cause many a watcher to spit their Arbor Gold 3 feet out of their mouths. We of course get to delve into the fun added scene north of the Wall...

Hello Winterfellas! We are treated to some harsh realities on this week's episode of Game of Thrones. If no one thinks of the little babies in this Gods forsaken world, who will? Both Grey Worm and Missandei tell sad stories about being sad babies. Also, another sad baby gets taken and drafted into a very secretive order. Very exclusive. Very posh. I would say that they were cool. Another harsh re...

Hello there, Winterfellas, it's time to discuss Season 4, Episode 3, “Breaker of Chains”! The format of this week's episode will be a little different to accommodate an in-depth discussion of the controversial scene that nearly broke the internet (and also Jennifer's fingers from extreme tweet-yelling). After this very serious discussion, we get right back to our usual antics, i.e. talking about b...

A fine hello to the wonderful people from Westeros all the way to Essos. Even Sothoryos must feel like the air is sweeter. I know that I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Yes, that major character death was a long time coming, but it is finally here! Rejoice my friends! Now there are only 87 horrible murderous characters that need to be murdered for Game of Thrones to be...

And we are back! The new season of Game of Thrones has begun and we get right back into our old groove of donkey jokes and wild tangents. If you've been away from the show during the off season, welcome back. In this fine episode we cover the intricacies of making valerian steel swords, what kind of prostitute Shae is, and trouble in incest paradise. If you're a fan of the spoilers, stick around a...

Hello wonderful Winterfellas! We gather now around the campfire to pass around the best and most wonderful fan theories surrounding A Song of Ice and Fire. Unfortunately, this podcast is not for people who have not read the books… please forgive me. Most importantly, let us know what theories that you would like to hear on our next episode of Crackpot Theories! Like the show and want to supp...

It is with heavy hearts and tear filled eyes that we now wrap our Clash of Kings book club. *turns on graduation by Vitamin C* It seems like just yesterday we were hanging out with Robb Stark laughing about how illegitimate Jon Snow was. But now we are through with the third book of the A Song of Ice and Fire series. Some say that this was the best book in the series to date. Well, I can definitel...

Well, Winterfellas, it looks like this Storm of Swords train is slowing down. In our penultimate episode of the Storm of Swords book club, we get to spend some time with our favorite Crows, see a bar brawl, and get an inside look at the special dysfunctions of the Lannister family. Westeros is a wild world, baby. As we've mentioned before, these chapters are firmly in the “not yet featured on HBO”...

In an already action packed book, we have reached the number one chapter in our  Storm of Swords  book club. Most of our characters are in strange and dangerous places. Who knows what will happen to Jon or Tyrion? Will they finally get the big break they have been waiting for? If I know anything about G.R.R. Martin, I would say “yes!” Be sure to head on over to  http://www.etsy.com/shop/nerdbalm  ...

Hello, dear listeners! We interrupt your regularly scheduled  Storm of Swords  book club to bring you a discussion on George R.R. Martin's most recent Westeros-based novella, “The Princess and the Queen,” one of many excellent stories in the Dangerous Women  anthology.  Do you want to hear about Targaryens fighting on dragons for the right to the Iron Throne? Did I mention the dragons? For real, o...

Karma sure is a fickle beast, huh? In this episode of Cast of Thrones we run through some wonderful karma that I am sure everyone has been waiting for. It warms my heart to know that bad things happen to bad people in Game of Thrones. Brings a nice smile to my face. Be sure to throw an iTunes review out way. It helps us stay strong and healthy. Like the show and want to support us? Consider making...

Hello winterfellas! We have now entered the “this has not happens in the show yet” stage of our book club. So choose for yourself and your family how to proceed. I wish you the best of luck with this lofty decision. But let me tell you, there are some wonderfully juicy bits to be found within these chapters! Like the show and want to support us? Consider making a one-time or recurring donation by...

It is hard to focus on all the other non-Red-Wedding things that happen in this somber episode of Cast of Thrones. Hey, we get it Jon Snow, you want some of that limelight for honoring your Knights Watch pals. But, quick question bub, did you get horrible murdered along with like…I don't know, 9 named characters? Granted you were shot by your love. That is a good story hook. Ok, you made it...

Things are getting so real in these dark chapters. We are about halfway through Storm of Swords, but heck, I feel like things are getting crazy. We of course start with a massive Dany chapter then end with Arya and the Hound crossing a river! Very exciting but we all know where this is headed. Makes me sad. Like the show and want to support us? Consider making a one-time or recurring donation by g...

This is Cast of Thrones and you are listening to the podcast, Cast of Thrones! Now for this episode, which I am introing, we barrel ahead towards the eventual sad/ dark times. I wonder how you, the podcast listener and show watcher, are interpreting all these fun chapters knowing the outcome from the show. Or for those who have read the Storm of Swords in the past, I wonder if you are picking up o...

Hello there, Game of Thrones enthusiasts! We've been waiting for you. Pull up a chair, pour yourself some Lannister red wine, and grab a bowl of brown! What's in the bowl? Well….it's complicated. The secret's in the sauce and all that, so let's not waste anymore time. We have a storm to discuss…A Storm of Swords, that is! Like the show and want to support us? Consider making a one-time...

Hello and welcome to another fun filled episode of Cast of Thrones. This week we dive into our fourth book club episode, Samwell I – Dany II. We even have a bit of a spoiler section at the very end with lots of nifty bits of information. If you have read all the books, please check it out! If you haven't, well seriously, do not listen to the last several minutes after we give you our spoiler...

Welcome back for our third installment of the Cast of Thrones  Storm of Swords  book club! This week we are covering Tyrion II – Arya III, so pour yourself a nice foamy mug of brown ale, munch on some stolen vegetables and sub-par bread and listen along! I mean, you totally want to hear us talk about Wildling dating practices and sad teenage Loras, right? That's what I thought. Start ye olde...

Hello dear listeners! We are back for our second installment of our Clash of Kings book club. This episode we cover Sansa I – Jaime II. We also get a chance to check in with several of our favorite characters like Bran, Jon and Dany. Those are you favorite characters right? Well you are wrong because the best character are Dolorous Edd and Maester Cressen. Like the show and want to support u...

Winterfellas, why the long faces? Is it because you've all turned into diredonkeys? Wait, it's because you miss Game of Thrones so badly during the off-season? Well, do we have a treat for you! It's time for the Cast of Thrones book club, this time with a Storm of Swords! Join us this week as we read from the Prologue all the way to Davos I. Each book club installment will cover 6 chapters, so kee...

You are in the barren wasteland of the Game of Thrones off-season. Your soul yearns for the sweet, cool sustenance of your weekly dose of fantasy, but you can find no relief. The Game of Thones-less weeks stretch before you like the Red Waste. But wait! What’s that you see in the distance? Why, it's the three-headed Wine, Women & Westeros beast, ready to sweep you into its comforting bosom! Le...

As promised the gang sat down with a bowl of brown and decided to run though our final spoiler filled thoughts on season 3 and what we hoped was in store for season 4. If you haven’t read the books you should probably not listen to this since we speak candidly about all the spoilers in all of the release books. Thank you for listening! We have all sorts of fun stuff for the off season. If you have...

Game of Thrones is gone for another 42 weeks, but fret not dearest winterfella, we are still here for you. Relive season 3 with us as we give out our annual G.O.T.Y.E awards (Game of Thrones Year Endies). What was the most awkward sex scene? Which dismemberment was the worst? Who was the worst dad? We answer all these questions and more. You're welcome. Tune into Cast of Thrones and rip the nob of...

And so ends our journey through season 3 of Game of Thrones. Its been an exciting season with many laughs and tears. With this final episode, we wrap up all the loose ends of the characters and prime them for next season. We find out who's been torturing Theon, Bran's fate, and the betrayle of John Snow. We also get an obligitory look at Dany and her team of action heros and get to see a more awes...