Care & Feeding of Werewolves

A sketchy spellbook, some Google Translate, and one "hold my beer and watch this" means one interesting housecall for Hazel. Content warning: Please note the sound design is meant to be disorienting, listening while driving is discouraged.  Worms, zombies, nudity, vivisection, death, loss, grief, worms Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): the patient...

Max, aka the super-powered sidekick Buck (Second Fiddles), seeks out the help of Hazel Thornton (Care & Feeding of Werewolves) to remove his newly grown antlers. Content Warning: Discussion of mental illness and dialectical behaviour therapy Transcript Credits: Mat Johnson (he/him): Max aka Buck Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia John Pupo: MacGuffin Written by:...

Can Malcolm be trusted?  Will Addison throw hands?  Could Auto cremate a body? Content warning: Strong language, depictions of PTSD, references to kidnapping, discussion of human experimentation both fictional and historical, euthanasia, and vivisection Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Taryn Baldwin (they/the...

A decision is made and lines are drawn. Content warning: Abortion and reproductive rights, kidnapping, human experimentation, euthanasia, and vivisection Transcript Abortion Rights Resources: abortion.cafe - collection of abortion resources shoutyourabortion.com - campaign to normalize abortion donations4abortion.com - donate to support abortion funds by state secure.actblue.com/donate/supportabor...

Non-explicit advice on mixing magic and safer sex. Content warning: Non-explicit discussion of sex. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord  

Hazel takes a major risk in her search for the missing. Content warning: References to kidnapping, human experimentation both historical and fictional, euthanasia, and vivisection. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collabor...

Hazel has an expert in supernatural chiropractics on the show. Content warning: A reference to missing people. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Erik Gurule, DC (he/him): Dr. Brian Grey Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Erik Gurule Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord

Even magic has its drawbacks. Content warning: Addiction treated seriously within a fantasy framework Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord

Desperate to get their life back, Addison resorts to extreme measures. Content warning: Blood, self-harm, spontaneous combustion, bugs, accidental misgendering, references to kidnapping, human experimentation, emotional abuse, and lack of bodily autonomy. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Valefar Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Sound...

Auto gets hangry, and Hazel’s been reading too much Edgar Allan Poe. Content Warning: Fire Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord         Website | Twitter | Instagram  

A stranger leaves a clue on the Garden’s doorstep. Content warning: Kidnapping, human experimentation, body horror, and accidental misgendering Transcripts Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm CJ Baldwin (she/her): Mrs. Clarke Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna An...

Sometimes people become an even greater nightmare when they’re dead. Content warning: Racism, homophobia, religious bigotry, anti-vaccination, and a reference to alcohol and alcoholism. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collaboration with Frederick Elmore...

A cautionary tale reminding people why the fey were once feared. Content warning: Background music, people being hunted for sport, and references to institutionalization and homophobia Transcript Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Special thanks to M...

An unfortunate break-through in the missing persons cases is made. Content Warning: Language and graphic depiction of vivisection, autopsy, grief, and traumatic loss. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Sage Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr |...

It's not the most wonderful time of year when you're a doctor specializing in the paranormal community; just because it's magic doesn't mean it's magical. Content warning: One oblique reference to the pandemic and the gross sounds of a sick half-orc. Transcript Please note that the sound wizard came down with a cold during editing and made a rookie mistake of using mp3 instead of wav files.  He sh...

An old friend of Julia's comes knocking around the holidays with a problem of boarish proportions.  Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you. Content warning: Animal abuse, animal death, firearms, explosions, and other loud noises Transcript Credits: Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Lummy, and Jeter Henschel Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Writte...

Safe, sane, and consensual vampirism or How to Bite Your Friends and Influence People. Content Warning: Discussion of biting, blood, injuries, and puns Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord

A voyeuristic interdimensional traveler visits Marguerite's Garden, a miniature dragon hits puberty, and the mystery of the pneumatic tubes. Content Warning: None. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Don K. Assenburro Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website |...

The investigation into the missing persons cases so far yields little fruit. Content Warning: References to missing people and kidnapping. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord

Hazel’s first full episode gets interrupted by an unusual and disruptive patient. Content Warning: Sudden loud noises, an injured animal, and reference to a minor car accident. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmo...

A public service announcement regarding supernaturals going missing. Content Warning: Discussion of missing people Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord

Three types of news you probably shouldn't break over voicemails: a family member's missing, you're dropping out of your residency program, and you need help moving. Content warning: Language and a missing family member Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Hazel's dad Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (...