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It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss. Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade teacher. Hives. Do not blink. A socka fulla blood. A coupon. Saba Jam ! A high amount of soft. Do you ever find yourself mad? Summer vegetables. Rold Gold is n...

It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss). Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef . Jeremy Renner . Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends of the podcast. My love and your ignorance. What Was This Food Network Episode All About? Walgreens cookout. Episode Sponsors: BarkBox: http:...

It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full Dinty house. We recorded remotely (using a podcasting service we will never use again), and the sound quality isn’t great. We promise future remote e...

The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox . Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman . These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil @john_birdsall @korshawilson . Summer camp storytelling challenge. Laurie’s mom. Fiddlehead ferns. @restofesto @ruckerfoad (JT) . The Summit Y....

Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS! Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes . Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica . Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie Britton is a treasure. Esoteric HI-CHEW. Burger Rings . Weed City. Sloughed off flesh. Truffles in your underpants. A very brief statement...

Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish! Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin ! June 15-16, Urinal Strike! Follow Priya Krishna on Instagram and Twitter . Buy her book, Indian-ish ! Follow CarbfacePod on Inst agram and Twitter . Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 Hosted o...

Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen Topics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal . Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Happy birthday, Laurie. I would not bake for you. The sex lives of public radio hosts. Legacies. KRF. Terry Gross . Ari S...

Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests! Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments. Topics: Murder. JT. Owen. As a mom. Naps. Cancer, a Love Story, by Christen Clifford. Pen15. Cats. Piss Kiss. Travels. Nigella. A little eye. How to Shop. Retail Nightmares....

Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake! Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s ok. A hamster. Alaska. A wide-legged jean. Both eyes. Choose your choice. Greyhound. Flavorful Origins . PorknWhiskey . Wilf...

Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine  and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more. Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the name of this episode. Avocado toast shoes. Jesus buns. Food shoes. Wide feet. Full Dinty. Herp Mouth. Shoes for Cliss. Busy Tonight. Caissie S...

Dennis Lee (a.k.a., Fart Sandwich; a.k.a., Dickhole Dannis) is our beautiful guest! Topics: It came back. Therapy podcasts. Jade eggs. Feeling fresh. Before care. Beards. Grain bowls. Gifts. Six inches. Dinty. Plushies. Carbface apparel. Cake Ones. Cosplay. Real sex. Top five gifs. Bonito flakes. Ponies. Teeth. HalalSnackbox.com . Dirty John. Dennis Lee. Fart Sandwich. Dickhole Dannis. Toaster ove...

Our intern and Senior Editor at Food & Wine, Kat Kinsman is here! Topics: AJ Space Boy . Nando’s. Shout out to the Shetland Islands. All the Woolevers. Farming in Queens. Hot dog stand. Move the hole. Hot Ones. Chris Schonberger . Kat! Follow Kat on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Inst agram and Twitter . Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Mitchell Davis, Chief Strategy Officer of the James Beard Foundation, is our guest. He brought snacks! Alternate Episode Titles: A Single Shrimp in My Purse I Don't Like Music James Beard Cosplay Pickles, Honesty, Husband Thank You For Not Blocking Me Everything is Edible (If You Have Enough Teeth) Follow Mitchell on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Our PO Box:...

It’s a minisode, and we’re all trying to pretend we’re not gonna die! Topics: Are you sick? I found $15 in my backpack. Premium salads. Minimum MFAs. Romaine; e. coli. Watery chicken. Everyone' a monster. Merry Christmas and happy Easter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from Netflix, we have Samin Nosrat! Topics: Yogurt/yog-hurt. Lamb shoulder. Deal breakers. Beard awards. Religion. Cliss. Poppers expert. Dinner parties. Dim sum. Food Town. Autumn mix. Christmas trees. Coffee. Samin! Follow Samin on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Watch Samin’s Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat on Netflix . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Some wonderful, magical people from HI-CHEW are our guests! We are joined by Kayleigh Westerfield , HI-CHEW Brand Marketing Manager, and Jennifer Moling, HI-CHEW Product Marketing Manager. Topics: Hello. Samin Nosrat. Be our intern. Sitcom resurrection. Save $60. What’s on the list? Elbow macaroni. December 1. As a mom. Lin-Manuel Miranda is great in everything. Loosies. Dentists. Ina. Fancy peopl...

Our special "Election Aftermath" episode. Topics: A sweaty November. Voting. Pod Save America. Lin-Manuel. Puttin’ on the Hits . Proud Mary. Mean Girls. A Star Is Born. Ping pong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Topics: An abundance. Constructive and complimentary. Cliss. Poppers culture. A septum. Marching bands. I thought you’d love these. Top 3 Life Advice Recommendations. Candy! Blue Raspberry. WARNING: the sound of Pop Rocks. Necco Wafers. Jellicle Cats. Follow The Restaurant Manifesto on Twitter . Read Adam's Food & Wine essay . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Hosted on Acast. See...

Julia Turshen is our guest, and she has a wonderful new book, Now & Again . Topics: Killing vegetables. Mellowcremes, again. Big moods. Other people’s pets as proxies for verbally expressing emotion. BUY JULIA’S BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU. Follow Julia on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Khushbu Shah, the senior food editor at Thrillist , is our guest. Topics: Gifts. Lashing out. Mellowcreme. Modernist Cuisine. Doing candy corn. The Emmys. Sports are fun. As a mom. Alexander Hamilton. Bowling with Lin-Manuel. Ben Ahr Harrison . Jesse Thorn . Children. Cockfighting. Read: How Ferrero Rocher Became a Status Symbol for Immigrant Families by Liana Aghajanian Follow Khushbu on Instagra...

Farideh Sadeghin, the culinary director of Munchies, is our guest. Farideh played a big part in Munchies' new cookbook, Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed . Topics: First grade teachers. A sock full of blood. What's in the box? Zatarain's. Paris. Pomodoro technique. Drake's Cakes. The Flop House . Put a thing in a thing. Terrible people. Follow Farideh on Instagram and Twitter ....

Nik Sharma is our guest, and he has a beautiful new book. Topics: Retail Nightmares cheerleading squad. Mango Hi-Chews. A grating personality. The quiet car. New projects. Our guest, Nik Sharma. John Birdsall. Order Nik’s book, Season: Big Flavors, Beautiful Food . Follow Nik Sharma on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Preeti Mistry is our guest, and we are in love with her.  Topics: Jennifer Marmor . Judge John Hodgman . Kim's Brother. Cocaine. As a Mom. Just get me to the beach. Top 5 Things to Eat on the Beach (again). Bacon jam. Follow Preeti Mistry on Instagram and Twitter . Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doug Quint of Big Gay Ice Cream joins us, and we've never been happier. Topics: AJ, Space Boy . Retail Nightmares . Finnish discounts. Cheese. Saxophones. Ham Salad. Generous with the Chicken. A lot of appetizers. Andrew Zimmern. Meat, meat, meat. Illinois. Velcro mittens. Phone throwing. Bryan Petroff . Big Gay Ice Cream Cookbook . Pints. Crying in the ice cream aisle. Tuna sandwiches. Astronauts...

Laurie and Chris discuss the death of Laurie's boss and collaborator and this podcast's executive producer, Anthony Bourdain. This episode discusses suicide and death and deals with loss in a humorous way. If you’re not in an emotionally stable place to listen, please do not. Recorded three days after his death, there's no music and no guest. Just two people eating a lot of Hi-Chews and trying ver...