Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
Can’t Cope
Two cousins. Two cities. Zero filters. Kelsey and Rebecca have been roaring down the phone at each other for years, so they thought, feck it, let’s make a podcast. Kelsey’s in London, a rock & roll queen behind the decks, DJing her way through the city’s wildest nights. Rebecca’s in Cork, a vibrant powerhouse who’s thriving in her career and full of life. They’ve got romance in the bag, but their to-do lists are screaming for help. Together, they’re an unstoppable riot. Every week, they dive into the things that wreck your head, make you scream, or have you absolutely HOWLING. Whether it’s nig...
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Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
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Jun 22, 2026
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Episodes
#8: Toilet Charges, Tampon Tax, and Ticketmaster Thieves 01.04.2025 56:04
In this week’s episode of Can’t Cope, the girls are back in full force after a whirlwind weekend in London, complete with pub crawls, missed recordings, and a £9.20 smoothie that changed everything. Kelsey kicks things off with some big life updates, including moving in with her boyfriend and creating the dreamiest home-office-meets-sewing-room-meets-music-studio. Meanwhile, Rebecca’s on a mad one...
#7: Crisis Calls, Space Travel & Sexy Fire Poles 25.03.2025 54:50
This week, Rebecca’s eating raspberries and having epiphanies, while Kelsey is knee-deep in a life-cleansing spring clean. After a wild and wonderful Paddy’s weekend that involved stew, stout, tequila, Crane Lane dancing, English boys with girlfriends, and some late-night smooching from the Scots, the girls are recovering with a healthy dose of reflection, emotional breakthroughs, and a hefty list...
#6: No Trial, No Mercy. People Who Deserve 40 Years (Minimum) 18.03.2025 57:12
Kelsey and Rebecca are handing out sentences this week - no trial, no mercy. It’s time to lock up the worst offenders of everyday life, from people with zero manners to gym creeps hovering over machines. If you’re guilty, consider this your official warning. Kelsey kicks things off with a gym-rage rant about men stalking her treadmill time, while Rebecca goes straight for the real criminals… peopl...
#5: St. Patrick, The Pied Piper & Absolute Scandal at London Zoo 11.03.2025 55:25
It’s St. Patrick’s week, which means Kelsey and Rebecca are embracing their Irishness, well, as much as they can while sitting in two different countries. Rebecca is sipping a cocktail in a hotel robe in Rome, but it hasn’t all been glamorous. The wild ride of grief has hit hard, and seeing things that reminded her of being there with her father has been brutal. Life is peaks and troughs, but hone...
#4: Boobs for Beads, Pancakes for Jesus & A Life-Altering Sacrifice 04.03.2025 47:08
Lent, Mardi Gras, and Rebecca questioning why people willingly deprive themselves of things when life is already hard enough. Kelsey and Rebecca are still in London after a nice, civilised family dinner, but civility goes out the window the second they hit record. Rebecca is spiralling over her addictive tendencies, which now include Rescue Remedy, Vicks MicroMist, and aggressively vaping for no r...
#3: First Shift on the Back of the Bus & Hear Me Out… Tom Jones 25.02.2025 48:33
First kisses. Cringey, terrifying, and in some cases, highly organised. Rebecca recalls her militant first shift, because at that age, you just had to get it over with. Meanwhile, Kelsey’s was peak Irish culture: at the back of the bus, obviously. Then, somehow, they end up discussing Sir Tom Jones (hear Rebecca out), Kelsey relives how Rebecca ruined Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso within hours of i...
#2: Buses, Butterflies & Certain Death 18.02.2025 52:13
Irrational fears, everyone has them, but some are more unhinged than others. Before getting into the madness, Rebecca shares a shambolic leftover story from Episode 1, because apparently, her Valentine’s disasters didn’t end there. This one involves an ex, a 5-minute reunion in Killarney, and the absolute state of a “To My Girlfriend” card from a man who was, in fact, not her boyfriend (nor would...
#1: Damien from The Den & Men Who Belong in Case Studies 11.02.2025 43:43
It’s the season of love… or the season of absolute torture, depending on who you ask. In this debut episode, Kelsey and Rebecca get stuck into their most chaotic, scandalous, and jaw-dropping Valentine’s Day experiences. They’ve dealt with cheating exes, full-blown emotional terrorists, and the kind of men who belong in case studies. Kelsey is actually looking forward to Valentine’s this year, whi...
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