Candy 95 - Morning Candy Meltdown

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Ted is emceeing a Rock Paper Scissors tournament  If you're ordering prime rib then you're unknowingly saying something without saying something Is Colonel Sanders TOO sexy?? Reading Rainbow is back but there's one thing wrong with it Taste Test Tuesday is back and Ted is joined by Ryan Star to kick off SNACKTOBER with Oreo Reese’s and Resse’s Oreos (provided by ou...

Coming up on the National Coffee Day show... What is your "Mount Rushmore" of Restaurant Breads, Biscuits or Rolls? Ted didn't have high hopes for Lewisville Western Days but it was actually really nice! Be careful with how hard you yawn, unless you wanna BREAK YOUR NECK! It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill There's a stand-up comedy festival...in Saudi...

Coming up on the Friday show... Why would a chef's knife need to vibrate? How to shut down unsolicited advice The English language just continues to devolve The CEO of Live Nation has said he doesn't think you're paying ENOUGH for concert tickets! In an update from yesterday, what are the LEAST-friendly cities in America? In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the best one hit wonder? Using a...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Whata are the friendliest cities in America? And WHY is this Texas city in the top 5??? Would you buy something from a death-themed food truck? In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who's confident that her best friends husband was snooping in her phone 95% of American drivers are aggressive? We play the Co-Ed Clash to win a pair of tickets to Live at the Statio...

Coming up on the National Punctuation Day show... How did Jimmy Kimmel open his first show back from suspension? Next time you need to buy a bunch of murder supplies, DON'T get them from DoorDash! It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Caleb Hearon: Model Comedian on HBO Max and also KPop Demon Hunters on Netflix (finally) There's some dating advice from 2,000 years ago that may...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Home improvement is fall-coded What are the best things about fall? John Cena made some comments about not wanting kids and it's got people riled up Heavy soda is making waves on TikTok Taste Test Tuesday is back and Ted is joined by ryan Star to try Flipz Apple Cider Donut flavored Covered Pretzels (provided by our Snack Concierge, Corey Maxx) Disney/ABC has UN-su...

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted's back from vacation after walking A LOT, forgetting to remember things and having a delayed flight home Disney has lost A LOT of money since suspending Jimmy Kimmel It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Matthew McConaughey is full of it Some employees need extra praise, but some managers don't know how to manage peopl...

Coming up on the Friday show... College Station is NOT getting an AI Data Center How to make it look like you didn't use AI in your resume even though you totally did All of the King's Horses and All of the King's Men weren't needed to put Humpty Dumpty back together again In the Playlist Playoff this week - You wake up and it’s the afternoon before Homecoming in 1999, you’re in charge of DJing fo...

Coming up on the Thursday show... It turns out it's a lot harder to escape your gambling debt than you think How hard can it be to decide on a kid's name within the first YEAR?? In Sweet or Sour today, two friends are fighting over a missed birthday wish...except that it wasn't missed Forget Pumpkin Spice Season, Shake Shake is going right into French Onion Soup Season! The Emmys acceptance speech...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... There's a few things you've gotta be aware of next time you travel Would you try sunscreen-flavored ice cream? Congress shared a video of a UFO! It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Elemental on Disney+ and it shouldn't be forgotten about Girl Scouts are coming out with a new cookie that seems very familiar TMZ tweeted the worst headline abou...

Coming up on the National Dog Day show... Is everyone lying? Taste Test Tuesday is back and Ted is joined by Conley Koberg from our our publications deapartment to try fresh off the pig chicharrones (provided by fan-favorite Tommy Ramirez) What is the most-expensive thing you've bought and then not used? We play "What's in the Bowl?" to win a pair of tickets to the Washington County Fair Katrina R...

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted needs to get a REAL alarm Don't be a clock botcher Did you see the Karen who stole the baseball from a kid at a baseball game? Would you rather have a vacation full of activities...or a vacation full of sleep?  It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill You might soon be able to pay cash for an Uber Some employees need extr...

Coming up on the Friday show... Why is every Texas A&M polo or button-down $70?? There are numbers that are more likely, statistically, to get called during the Powerball drawing The new phone to get for your kids that is NOT a smartphone In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the song you’re playing at the tailgate that’s going to keep you hyped up EVEN IF the Aggies somehow find a way t...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Our first winners of the Kolache Countdown with Kolache Rolf's! Stop waiting for the new year to start making changes for the better Drake has ADMITTED to faking that photo of his abs In Sweet or Sour today, a woman says her fiance has been lying to her for seven years about wanting kids The cast for the new season of Dancing With The Stars has been revealed Ted w...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... We've got a lost episode of Morning Candy! Billboard has officially named a Song of the Summer It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted is slooowwlly working his way through the new season of Twisted Metal on Peacock The parents of Hot Dogs and Ketchup are getting a divorce Saturday Night Live has named the first people to be added for the next season We play Live ON...

Coming up on the Thursday show... It's time for Morning Candy to break another World Record Imagine going back for your first day of school only for everyone to get stung by bees In Sweet or Sour today, a woman says she was refunded WAY more money than she should have been, but never told anyone The Beefmaster joins the show to tell us about the beef between Taylor Swift...and the Gaylors In a pla...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... What 2025 trends are already on their way out? Taylor Swift broke the internet again by getting engaged to Travis Kelce In "can people not do anything for themselves?" news - there's people mad that Google AI is giving them wrong restaurant specials It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted finished up the new season of King of the Hill on Hulu and got started on the...

Coming up on the National Dog Day show... How do you get a song UNSTUCK from your head? If you don't know the phoenetic alphabet, you're not alone! Does peeing on an anthill help get rid of ants? Taste Test Tuesday is back and Ted is joined by Ryan Star to try Utz “The Crab Chip” (provided by Dave in the Cave, our Production Director) Texas is not the hardest-working state...and you'll never guess...

Coming up on the Monday show... Coffee = good for brain If you're gonna trash someone's car, do it dressed like a giant hot dog There's a brand that is trying anything to freshen up their image, and it's NOT Cracker Barrel It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill What is the weirdest flex you've heard from someone? If you hear that a friend is being "Shrekk...

Coming up on the Friday show... Where do you get your inspiration from when planning for vacations? Are you "quiet cracking"? In the Playlist Playoff this week - The papers are signed and the ink is dry, what song gives off the most “I just got divorced” energy? Millie Bobby Brown is a mother Can you cure a hangover by dunking your face in ice water? We play The Weeknd Link to win a pair of ticket...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Ted went to his final day of Squish Fitness and had an incredibly humbling moment on the bench press You're gonna drop your phone A LOT this year There's something lurking around the corner, waiting for you... What would be the perfect salary for you?  In Sweet or Sour today, a woman says her husband has become unrecognizable since their wedding and she doesn’t kn...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... Squish Fitness needs to get their act together What's with the guy buying and returning all of the anvils on Amazon Why is Austin Butler collecting photos of baseball players' butts? It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted is still thinking about Weapons from last week, so he and his wfe have spent a lot of time watching old Whitest Kids U'Know sketches on YouTube I...

Coming up on the National Potato Day show... Ted made it back to the gym for the first time in a LONG time Be careful if you're taking revenge instructions from Carrie Underwood Have you ever lied about your age? Taste Test Tuesday is back and Ted is joined by Ryan Star to try Liquid Death Cereal Criminal The dictionary just got a lot more skibidi rizz Those peper toilet liners don't actually do a...

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted and his wife went out to Lake Bryan for the first time Back to School Week is really stressful Remember the days when you could just BUY something and not have to subscribe to it with a monthly fee? Volkswagen does and they're happy those days are gone If any Swifties worked for the FBI, there would be no serial killers  It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pa...

Coming up on the National Relaxation Day show... Ted's got an idea for a video and he's wondering who's going to mess it up e.l.f. Cosmetics pulled their new ad campaign after just DAYS In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the “worst song ever”, but it HAS to be a song that was popular at one time. Something that must be forced upon you, something you hear in department stores, at bowling a...