Candy 95 - Morning Candy Meltdown

Coming up on the Friday show... Candy 95 made our return to La Bodega! Tricks that you should try with your car in cold weather...and ones that you should NOT Is a "Josh" a "male-Karen?" In the Playlist Playoff this week - we recently talked about Older Brother Core and you’ve heard of Divorced Dad Rock, so let’s focus on another member of the family: Your mom. There’s been an uptick in playlists...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Good news, you might not get fired...because it's going to cost too much to replace you! People on TikTok are throwing all of their ideas at the wall to try and be the next Dr. Pepper jingle In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who is refusing to help my husband with bathtime for their 4 month old son There's someone in Austin trying to reinvent the grocery sto...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... A recap on Ted's trip to Balanced Foods Eating nothing but Wendy's chili for a MONTH Those chalky little Sweethearts candies are adding some new phrases for "love in this economy" It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched One Battle After Another and it was really good...just not great; his wife, however, has been marathoning The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives I...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Something that we (thankfully) don't have to deal with in Texas Don't ask ChatGPT for advice on your STDs Taste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Lemon Pepper Chicken Wing flavored Ramen Noodles Kanye West is supposedly sorry for his (most recent) transgressions We play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQ Katrina Ross fr...

Coming up on the Monday show... A eulogy for Ted's ice scraper Why yopu should NOT reply "STOP" to unwanted texts It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill There's a meteorologist in Oklahoma City who asked people for their measurements...of SNOW! We play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQ Paris Hilton has teamed up...

Coming up on the Friday show... We had a BIG food day at the Candy 95 studios It might be cold this weekend but at least we don't have to worry about exploding trees! PETA has come up with another bad idea to try and get rid of Punxsutawney Phil Imagine getting mad at He-Man...for having pronouns... In the Playlist Playoff this week - It’s gonna be cold this weekend, so to keep our body heat up, w...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Ted went to see Choir of Man with OPAS, only to come home and have his cat Carmy poop all over the place Just in case you thought it would be a good idea, you shouldn't turn your heat off to save money! The new Dr. Pepper jingle from someone on TikTok 2026 is the year of whimsy! In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman that wants her boyfriend's mom to stop coming...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... A great time was had at Aiden Ross Day...until Ted got locked out of the building Texas is NOT one of the worst states to drive in, surprisingly Do you let your kids swear? It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Marcello Hernandez' new special on Netflix titled American Boy, as well as a bunch of slop on Pluto Kenan and Kel are back together an...

Coming up on the National Disc Jockey Day (and Aiden Ross Day) show... Local chains not taking part in national promotions Do you have a reliable gas station that you go to? If you're a parent, have been "desensitized" to gross things? Taste Test Tuesday is back and so is Ryan as we try Takis Churro Charge! What are some normal adult tasks that seem "fake" to you? We play eBay Price is Right for y...

Coming up on the MLK Day show... Eating at Chicken Oil for the first time and making new picks for the NFL Playoffs  As it turns out, Ryan Star was right all along Are parents today too soft on their kids? It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill Aiden Ross Day is coming up evening at 6PM - get more info here! What pizza toppings should you be eating that a...

Coming up on the National Nothing Day show... Ted was hearing things last night as he tried to sleep Would you eat an anchovy donut? In the Playlist Playoff this week - In addition to 2016 being all over everyone’s feeds the last few days, there’s something else gaining traction on TikTok from another time period - the 2000’s. The name of the trend is “older brother core”. What is the best song th...

Coming up on the Thursday show... Ted's wife's birthday was yesterday - did her gift show up on time?? Do you want people to stop interrupting you? Take this trick from the FBI! In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman that was trying to teach her baby cousin not to bite and now her friends are upset at her for how she handled it Matthew McConaughey has trademarked "Alright, Alright, Alright" and s...

Coming up on the National Dress Up Your Pet Day show... Something that is gonna forever change the game of eating french fries  It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Zootopia on Disney+ after not wanting to for 10 years because of furries; Ted also had a solo watch of Bugonia which you NEED to check out on Peacock The best way to pick the best orange is to...check its booty hol...

Coming up on the National Rubber Ducky Day show... Looking at the teams left in the NFL Playoffs Have you ever been told that you look like a celebrity? Here's hoping you're not their CHOPPELGANGER Imagine if you could scroll on TikTok while driving...just by honking your horn! Taste Test Tuesday is back as Caitlin Curbello from Brazos Life joins the show to try Red Velvet Resse’s Cups ahead of Va...

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted's cats are pooping on the floor again Just in case you may have thought this was a good idea...you should NOT put a leech into your urethra Plugging your ears doesn't make you any less guilty It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill The app you NEED to download if you're looking to score some deals on food 2016 is trendy...

Coming up on the Quitter's Day show... What hobbies attract the kindest people? We've all watched at least a little bit of a fireplace video (or something like it)...but the original has made some serious money In the Playlist Playoff this week - In honor of today being Richard Nixon’s birthday, what is the best song about getting caught doing something bad? 2026 is all about doing things analog I...

Coming up on the World Typing Day show... Walking through big stores is fun Stranger Things did NOT drop a new, secret episode last night In our first Sweet or Sour of 2026, there's a woman that is getting increasingly tired of her husband's use of "the big light" Did you buy the Pizza & Ranch candle from Bath & Body Works? What is a reboot, anyway? Madison Little from the Boys & Girls...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... In addition to all of his other jobs and duties, Ted is now a debate moderator? One of the actors from Stranger Things thinks that one character ACTUALLY DIED! It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched all of It: Welcome to Derry on HBO Max and it was SO good What is the worst pain you've ever been in? David Nuño from TexAgs Live stops by for OMGC...

Coming up on the National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day show... Baked pasta with no noodles and an update on Ted's resolution from yesterday How old is the oldest twinkie? Is Conformity Gate real?? Taste Test Tuesday is back as Ryan Star joins the show to try Hagelslag from The Netherlands! The Winter Olympics (aka the BETTER Olympics) are coming back soon When's the last time you've seen you'...

Coming up on the Monday show... Good news to start the beginning of Season 5 of Morning Candy Jobs that pay well but not too many people realize it How you can get five GALLONS of popcorn for five bucks It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill What are your predictions and resolutions for 2026? Someone in Illinois who had some HOT New Year's Eve plans  It i...

Coming up on the Wednesday show... A woman who got kicked in the face by a CAMEL A guy who really shouldn't trust Google Maps It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife are all caught up on Stranger Things before the finale tonight...also you should watch Haha, You Clowns on HBO Max A special edition of Nonprofit Narrative with Theresa Mangapora from the Brazos Valley Food Bank as we talk a...

Coming up on the Tuesday show... Almost getting hit with a snow and ice storm There's a woman getting called out for not spending ENOUGH MONEY on Angel Tree Taste Test Tuesday is back as Ryan Star joins the show to try Salted Caramel Lay’s Potato Chips that Ted found at a gas station in Lufkin! The B in Beyoncé stands for Billionaire We play the Co-Ed Clash to Win Ted's Stuff! Katrina Ross from Ag...

Coming up on the Monday show... The most disgusting hotel room that Ted (almost) stayed in Merriam-Webster's 2025 Word of the Year is SLOP! It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill What foods shoudl you be eating if you're feeling a little "backed up"? 💩 It is Monday, December 29th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Coming up on the Monday show... Ted took the Christmas tree down already Aggie Volleyball just beat #1 Nebraska It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill What do you mean when you say "this saturday" vs. "next saturday"? Is getting a donation in your name from someone a good gift? There's a lawyer suing the IRS that could change how you do taxes FOREVER! We...

Coming up on the Friday show... Trying to find quick food when EVERYONE is in Downtown Bryan is difficult How to write a hit song, according to Sabrina Carpenter In the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the best NEW Christmas song (within the last 15 years)? What traditions do you want to see fall to the wayside over the next few decades? Something that Ted wants for his funeral, courtesy of Le...