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The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Dornan refuses to regret. From negotiating the use of butt plugs to relationship red flags to crimes against the English language, Jessie and Clare debate the case of Fifty Shades of Grey , Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. What charges and s...

The time has come for Jessie Stephens to prosecute the cancellation of her twin sister, Clare. How will Clare defend herself against allegations of crimes against fashion, questionable costume party choices, an insensitively timed fascination with bats, and more? There will be gossip, there will be fighting, and there may even be Daily Mail headlines. What will be Clare's charges and sentences? TH...

Kim Kardashian has been accused of a lot of things, but why do so many of her offences relate to altering images...badly? Why is her salad bowl so big? Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we continue the cross-examination of Ms Kimberley Noel Kardashian. In Part One, we heard how things backfired for Kim during the 'throw sh*t at a wall and see what sticks' phase of her early career. In Part Two, we...

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Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.'  Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In Part One, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollip...

Jordan Peterson has 12 Rules For Life, and we've got 12 counts of evidence (not really). Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Mr Peterson is on trial. From being a downer, to unnecessary rules, to a meat only diet- Clare and Jessie examine it all. So what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or...

Chris Pratt has had many roles, but the one he's been most known for recently is "The Worst Chris".  So how does this hold up in the Cancelled Courtroom? We've got evidence of a fake tweets, misinterpreted instagram posts, a famous cat and a divorce that we've had to make up stories for. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 o...

You might know her as the Princess of Genovia, or perhaps even, Miranda Priestly’s Assistant.  In the Cancelled Courtroom she will be addressed as, Anne Hathaway. Jess & Clare dissect Hathaway’s resume including THAT Oscars co-hosting performance, the many reasons people hate her & just her general earnestness.  So what will be her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia G...

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we begin taking on the case of a little family you  may  have heard of - The Kardashians. First up, Khloe Kardashian. Evidence in Khloe's case includes terrible photoshop, turning a DUI into content and selling diet products that doctors do NOT approve of. So will she be Cancelled? And what are her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TO...

Musican. Actor. Cult leader? There are a lot of accusations facing Jared Leto, but today he's put to the ultimate test- the Cancelled Courtroom. We've got evidence of a Fyre Festival style event that looked like a cult, having some of the most extreme fans ever, and taking himself so seriously that one time, he gave himself gout. So what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to...

Twilight: the highly successful movie franchise that it's own lead star HATED. From sparkly skin, to creepy babies, to problematic plot lines, Jessie and Clare debate the case of The Twilight Saga. What charges and sentences could possibly fit such an iconic movie? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at pod...

What do Cats, Cinderella and Carpooling have in common? James Corden of course! In the Cancelled Courtroom this week, Clare and Jessie are examining the case of James Kimberley Corden. We've got evidence of ruining films, ugly cats and being disowned by the UK. Will Carpool Karaoke save him from being Cancelled? And what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN T...

Recess is over, and the Cancelled Courtroom is now in session. Further evidence in Meghan Markle's case includes an unfinished podcast, a spicy Oprah interview, and moving out of the in law's house. So... Will Meghan be found guilty? And what will be her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or ema...

Get early access to Part Two of our Meghan Markle episode here. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, we're examining the case of Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. We've got slutty nail polish, too much contour, a royal leak and an awkward meeting with our very own Clare Stephens. If you'd like to hear the verdict on Meghan's case early, subscribe to Mamamia and get early access to part two. T...

Jim Carrey. He's a man of many weird faces and seemingly many  weird decisions. This time in the Cancelled Courtroom, Jessie and Clare examine the case of Mr Carrey: his behind the scenes antics, that time he kissed Will Smith and his passion for being anti-vax. So... Will he be Cancelled? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 0...

Imagine you're a billionaire. What would be the first thing you spend your money on? Buy a couple houses. End world hunger. Invest in sustainability. You buy Twitter obviously. Elon Musk enters the Cancelled Courtroom this week and it’s BYO rocket to Mars. So strap in as Jessie and Clare break down some of Elon's biggest WTF moments and try to decide once and for all if this billionaire is C...

Scott Morrison. Scomo. Scotty From Marketing. Mr Prime Minister. A man of many names who has never been able to escape a mystery involving a lost rugby game and a McDonalds. This week, Jessie and Clare look at the case of Scomo. This isn't about political parties, it's about Scott Morrison the man, and some moments from his time as Prime Minister that we need to discuss. THE END BITS CREDITS Your...

John Mayer is known for his charming, romantic songs but we're starting to wonder if he takes that “charm” a little… Far. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom we’re talking about the case of Mr Mayer and his obsession with his own d*ck. Yes you read that right. Plus, Jessie and Clare deliberate some of the most bizarre yet, most suitable charges and sentences we've ever ha...

Ever heard the saying,  don't meet your idols? Well, if there's one take away from this Cancelled Court Case, it's don't meet your idols... On camera. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, Amy Schumer is on trial. And it hits especially close to home after a Mamamia interview goes very wrong. Plus, we've got alleged crimes of joke stealing and questionable comedic choices. So... Will Amy be C...

This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, things are about to get... Messy.  (Rachel Berry) Lea Michele is accused of multiple counts of bullying, inspiring conspiracy theories and taking herself way too seriously. But which are actually  cancellable offences? And how do they stack up against her sheer talent?? All will be decided (not legally) in the Cancelled Courtroom. THE END BITS CREDIT...

Behind every pair of supermodel sisters, there's a pushy mother showing them the way. So how do Yolanda Hadid's methods stand up in the Cancelled Courtroom? We've got evidence of strict diets, bans on volleyball and nose jobs at 14 years old. BUT, also 2 of the most successful models in the world. So... Will Yolanda be cancelled?   This episode deals with eating disorders and body image. If t...

Court has returned from recess to re-examine the case of Kyle Sandilands. We've got evidence of chucking sickies, lack of sleep and how much money King Kyle  really  makes. Plus, some bonus charges and sentences from the jury AKA you! Listener submitted justice! THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en  Your Pro...

There are few people in Australian media more controversial than Kyle Sandilands. There are celebrity feuds, being known as a mean judge on his own show, inappropriate radio segments, debatable diva-like behaviour and the list goes on. Lucky for you- here in the Cancelled Courtroom, we take justice very seriously. So today, Clare and Jessie are going head-to-head, twin against twin, as prosecution...

History has mainly been told from the perspective of men. So it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled??   THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and C...

I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime. Believe it or not, this is a real title for an episode of Dr Phil. And it's one of many reasons why Dr Phil's show is in the Cancelled Courtroom today. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, Clare and Jessie will examine all the evidence and decide once and f...