Can We Add Arnie?

Lions are at the top of the animal kingdom. Arnie is the pinnacle of the human race, so it only makes sense that he rightfully takes his place as the star of Disney's The Lion King!

Arnie has done action, comedy, and even Christmas movies, but he's been out of the Fantasy game for a while now (See 'Conan The Barbarian). We know for a fact that if Peter Jackson cast Arnie in The Fellowship of the Ring, it would have become an all-time classic that should hang in the Louvre.

Clint Eastwood is famous for acting as the ultimate badass in western movies. It's just a shame that he never shared the screen with the true ultimate badass, Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's time to rewrite history.

Like it or not, Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and for a very special prezzie this year, we've added Arnie, just to spoil Hans Grubers' night. Merry Christmas everyone!

This cult favourite is a Christmas must-watch when December comes around, and if anyone knows a thing or two about Christmas movies, it's Arnie! So, relax by the Christmas tree, have some pud and enjoy our Christmas Special.

This 1980s western thriller follows the story of a man on the run from an unstoppable, badass killing machine... Oh c'mon, it's begging for Arnie in that role! It's basically the Terminator with 10 gallon hats and a few Mexicans. Enough talk, shove Arnie in there already!

There are good movies, there are bad movies, and then there is Snakes on a Plane. Despite its clear lack of a coherent plot and good acting, there is one redeemable quality: Samuel L. Jackson. Having him share the screen with Arnold Schwarzenegger is a dream come true.

The one word that people don't often associate with Arnie is 'Range'. But musically, we believe there is untapped potential in our 80s hero. That's why we've added him to this mid-noughties romcom alongside Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.

It's incredibly hard to separate the eighties from the Ghostbusters gang, but it's even harder to seperate Allan and Corey from their insatiable desire to try and improve this movie by adding the great Arnold Shwarzenegger to the cast!

The horror movie industry was never the same when Saw entered pop culture. This splatter-fest of violent traps orchestrated by the Jigsaw killer is missing one piece though: Arnie!

The world was not ready when Shrek hit the big screen. Who was this green Scottish Ogre? And why did they want his swamp? We eventually found out and fell in love with the character and his Donkey, but is there room for Arnie?

The author of The Shining, Stephen King, claimed the movie sucked despite being directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson. We can't help but think King would have loved the film if it starred one of the shiniest body builders to ever be covered in baby oil, Arnold Schwarzenegger!

How can you make a movie about muscly, sweaty men fighting to death and not cast Arnold Schwarzenegger? Shame on you Ridley Scott! Don't worry, we've kicked Russell Crowe to the curb and put Arnie where he belongs: the Colosseum!

One of the most iconic cinematic characters has a list of stars to tackle the role: Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix. Now it's time to add Arnie to that exclusive list!

Rick Moranis is one of those Hollywood icons that we haven't seen in movies for years... Do you know who else we haven't seen on the big screen for a while? Once again, Allan and Corey effortlessly shoehorn Arnold Schwarzenegger into one of their favourite childhood movies!

Robin Williams was the King of comedy back in the 90's. But with films like 'Kindergarten Cop', you could argue that was the Queen of Comedy? In this episode, we imagine a world where these two teamed up to get some more laughs out of what is already one of the best comedies of our time!

Steven Spielberg’s WWII epic is revered for its raw intensity, gripping action, and emotional depth. But there's one glaring omission: Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger? We’re here to right this wrong, placing Arnie on the front lines of Normandy to see how this classic changes when the world’s toughest soldier takes command.

Tom Hanks is a 90s acting icon who could do no wrong. The only misstep in his incredible filmography is never working alongside Arnie. At long last, we have fixed this as the two juggernauts meet for the first time in Castaway

Ridley Scott's name will forever be defined by Alien. The facehugger, the chest bursting scene, and the overly sexual Xenomorph itself. The only question mark surrounding Scott's legacy is, why hasn't he worked with Schwarzenegger? Time to fix that!

Oompa loompa doompa do dee, what happens to this film when we add Arnie? The movie gets better, that's just a straight fact. No, we refuse to change the film back. Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot

Martin Scorsese is one of the world's greatest filmmakers, and yet despite his talent, he has failed in one key area: casting Arnold Schwarzenegger. We won't hold it against him, but we have intervened by adding Arnie to a Scorsese 90s classic, Casino. Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fu...

This Australian thriller is every tourist's worst nightmare. Stuck in the outback, no reception, and being stalked by a bloody thirsty Aussie larrikin. There's only one thing that can stop Mick Taylor: Arnold Schwarzenegger! Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast i...

30 episodes baby!!! Arnie has done it all in his cinematic career, except for a good old fashion monster movie with zombies, vampires and/or werewolves... Until now. Beware the "Full Moon Arnie". Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot

In a world where Arnie has played a teacher, a commander, a killer robot and a pregnant man, it's a shame he has never been cast as a cannibalistic murderer, until now... Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot

This gem of a romcom about a weatherman's day repeating itself when he wakes up has a 100% chance of getting better with Arnie. This gem of a romcom about a weatherman's day repeating itself when he wakes up has a 100% chance of getting better with Arnie. This gem... Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add...