CISS LLC

Can I Say Something?

Comedy EN ↓ 45 episodes

A gab fest with twenty-somethings Madeline Ford and Maalvika Bhat. They dish on love, almost-love, work, identity, self-talk, anxiety, friendships, and the chaos of figuring it all out. Like girls at a a sleepover who just stole their parents phone to make a video — bringing levity to the heaviness. It’s a space for questions, laughs, and maybe one day, answers. So, can we say something? Yeah, we’ve got a lot to say.

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we watched The Substance so you don't have to 13.01.2025 1:27:00

disclaimer: this video is FULL OF SPOILERS. also, madeline’s audio is weak at the start but WE PROMISE IT GETS BETTER. the substance is a 2024 body horror film written, directed, co-edited, and co-produced by coralie fargeat. it’s about a fading celebrity, elisabeth sparkle (played by demi moore), who gets fired by her producer (dennis quaid) for basically aging. then she decides to use this black...

our wildest childhood stories 06.01.2025 51:35

your ciss cueens are BACK for 2025! this time, discussing weird field trips, sneaking out, crushes, and childhood friendship breakups. one of our favorite episodes yet... loads & loads of giggling :) please leave us 5 stars & follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

"how i overcame bipolar 2 and severe depression" 24.12.2024 1:03:49

tw: mental illness in this deeply personal video, madeline opens up about her mental health journey, sharing her struggles and moments of darkness with honesty and vulnerability. to anyone who feels like there's no hope: please know it can and will get better. you are not alone, and there is help available. 💛 please leave us 5 stars & follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @c...

99% vanilla, being "queer enough" & the male ego (q+a episode) 16.12.2024 48:08

the ciss cueens answer your questions on identity, breakups, and dating challenges. tangents include vanilla-shaming and bad ex stories! please leave us 5 stars & follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

"my first time with a woman" (storytime) 09.12.2024 43:28

madeline recounts her first time with a woman -- from a dm & to a plane ride 🤣 please leave us 5 stars & follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

taylor swift & queerbaiting: the truth? (a debate) 02.12.2024 46:03

hello cissers! here we have part TWO of your ciss cueens (a gaylor & a hetlor) diving into the internet’s Gaylor theories, kaylor vs. swiftgron, the matty healy of it all, and unpacking lyrical analyses. please leave us 5 stars & follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

gaylor is a cult… here's how i escaped 26.11.2024 56:45

your ciss cueens (a gaylor & a hetlor) take a deep dive into the internet’s Gaylor theories, unpack lyrical analyses, discuss queer projection, and reflect on their personal timelines of discovering and connecting with Taylor Swift’s music. and this is just part 1 btw! stay tuned! please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram:...

i was publicly HUMILIATED (storytime) 18.11.2024 36:48

your ciss cueens dive into maalvika's musical trauma, talk hangxiety, dry heaving at your crushes house, one direction boyfriends, and daddy huberman. they're being silly today. podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

...and they were roommates! (q+a episode) 04.11.2024 41:45

the ciss cueens answer your dm's and questions! from deciphering whether your feelings are romantic or just a platonic crush, to reflections on aging, the pros and cons of living solo vs. with roommates, and so much more <3 please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

i was a teenage model… and it was a nightmare 28.10.2024 1:08:33

madeline recounts how she got signed, shares juicy details from her teen modeling days, and pulls back the curtain on the gritty side of glitz and glamour. tw: body stuff & grooming please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

listen to this if you're afraid to be seen trying 21.10.2024 39:13

your ciss cueens discuss their recent fight, why sibling order matters, and discuss the terrifying but empowering process of pushing past fear to bring their ideas to life :') this one is truly for the eldest daughters, mirrorballs, and not chill girls <3 please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's...

am i pretty enough to be in your life? 14.10.2024 43:11

your ciss cueens dissect a weird text madeline received at 2am, talk gender roles in gay dating, and maalvika shares a deep insecurity. as always, leave comments, reviews, and tag us in your stories listening!!! we love to see you :) please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

Charlotte York is a closet case, pink eye, the best head, & toots 07.10.2024 29:18

your ciss cueens haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. they sit down with a glass of wine to give you some sex and the city hot takes, madeline recalls her head trauma and butt-to-eye disease, and maalvika spills the beans on toots... it's a wild ride. as always, leave comments, reviews, and tag us in your stories listening!!! we love to see you :) please leave us 5 stars and follow us: podcas...

our experiences with jealousy 30.09.2024 42:08

your ciss cueens divulge their ugly feelings on shame, jealousy, online comparison, and parasocial relationships with your partners ex. plus the song that changed madeline’s life and the shocking influencers she has shared an ex with. note: in this episode and prior episode description, we use the term “eskimo sisters," and we've since learned about its offensive history, especially in the context...

the truth about a 12 year age gap 23.09.2024 56:05

madeline gets vulnerable and recounts her most traumatizing relationship with an older man. follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

i dated 9 girls in july (storytime) 16.09.2024 43:47

part 2 of madeline’s summer of s*x and partying!!! the ciss cueens talk about the first time madeline got ghosted, revisit a drunk post-date voice memo, and expose who won her heart 👀 make your guess before you find out! follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

madeline's summer of s*x and partying!!! 09.09.2024 41:46

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!! your ciss cueens recap MSoS&P. they cover stories from every date and every girl. now the question remains... who's the winner? follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

B!TCHES LOVE NUANCE 02.09.2024 36:32

the ciss cueens are laughinggg in the ciss castle today!!! they talk dress codes, code switching, girl math, and deepfakes. follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madelineaford maalvika's instagram: @maalvikabhat

how to know yourself 26.08.2024 51:32

we talk rejection, values, and our big plans for the ciss castle (see also: ciss cingdom). disclaimer: we realized after filming that our mics weren’t plugged in properly! Theo is not the most reliable producer, but we couldn’t recreate this conversation if we tried, so try your best to enjoy anyway!! follow us: podcast instagram: @cisspod podcast youtube: @cisspod madeline's instagram: @madel...

our love story!?!? 22.08.2024 54:43

the girls recount how they met, talk pod ideas that almost made the cut, evolving attitudes towards men, and the doom and gloom of summer situationships (heyyy siri can you play august by taylor swift)