Call Ya Later

Calling about a surprise wedding recap, walking around in space, getting a when you don’t want to share a bathroom, Snow White drama, taking your underwear off in the locker room, and a Daily Dilemma about opening your marriage.  

Calling about knowing the surprise, getting re-mad, texting mishaps, airport updates, engagement ring meddling, relationship social media posts, and a daily dilemma about when it’s time to walk away from a lifelong friendship. 

Calling about getting dropped off at stores, our favorite movies, reality shows and watching tv in the morning, the Oscars and its seedy underbelly, Best Picture winner rage, Trump’s roller coaster ride, what to do when when you just want to be heard, the 2 word check-in, and a Daily Dilemma about when your friends don’t like your significant other. 

Calling about blaming the farmers, women doing it all, your place on the roster of life, a work-themed bone to pick, the nefarious deaths of Gene Hackman and Michelle Trachtenberg, quality rom-coms, Best Pic predictions, leaving your stylist in Dubai, and a daily dilemma about when toddlers wear their birthday suits. 

Calling about nicknames and forgetting names, curbside pick-up for groceries, unplugging the charger next to your bed, SNL 50, where people meet their soulmates and when they have to say goodbye to them, and a Daily Dilemma about what’s considered stepping too far outside your marriage and when it’s time to take your husband’s shoes.

Calling about drinking habits, being the dad of the group, Super Bowl half-time performers, family vs. fanily, if we were patron saints, It (never) Ends With Us, and a dilemma about when to lean in and when to bow out. 

Calling about Johnna’s trip to Park City where she took on the tubing hills, customer disservice, maiden middle names, the bare naked Grammys, our disgruntled roommate named Canada, when old tweets strike again, and a daily dilemma that ALMOST leaves us stumped. 

Calling with a new segment where we get to complain (even more than usual) about AirBnB’s and streaming, Trump’s America, the It Ends With Us drama that just won’t end for us, the dangers of having a roommate in the hospital, and a daily dilemma about picking up your life and moving for grandchildren.

We’re back! And we’re calling about our holiday breaks, little white lies, the TikTok ban, the California wildfires, Justin v. Blake, and a daily dilemma about a hostess with the mostest guests. 

Calling about our year in review! For our last ep of the year, we discuss gifting and re-gifting, all our favs from 2024, our peaks and pits, and a holiday-themed daily dilemma! Call ya next year!

Calling about being the two most inquisitive girls in America, an original Homegoods jingle, our favorite Christmas movies, Golden Globes noms, Jay Leno’s hill bruises, Time Magazine’s contenders for 2024 Person of the Year, the United Healthcare CEO shooter being arrested, the importance of having a detailed will, Jay-Z speaking out, and a daily dilemma about when your friend hates your kid, whic...

Calling about Thanksgiving recaps, the results of our tinsel survey, favorite side dishes, high school football drama, good things happening for Josh Allen, Wicked reactions, pardoning peeps, and a daily dilemma that has us discussing if it’s the mother or the mother-in-law.  Quick note: One of our mics ~does~ go out at around the 7 minute mark but hang in there because our dutiful producer fixes...

Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! Calling about milkshakes and heads held high, Wicked like you’ve never seen it before, pasta picks, twinning too hard, a karmic closing, Kylie and Jason’s baby announcement, and a daily dilemma about gender disappointment and Johnna’s not-so-psychic abilities! 0:21: Wicked! 24:20: Icebreaker 27:05: Twin invites 38:45: Schwartz & Sandy’s update 41:48: Kelces are exp...

Calling about two trips to Texas, plane etiquette, Sutton & Hugh, Lamar Odom’s sex doll, Little Baby Machine Gun Fox, living room families, and a daily dilemma on the pressure to procreate  0:19: Twin Texas trips! 11:07: Flying icebreaker 23:56: Hugh Jackman 30:51: Lamar Odom update 34:08: Living room families 38:50: MGK & Megan Fox 43:04: Daily dilemma

Calling about sex den couches, when you’re thankful you’re not that person, Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bitchtits, Johnna changing her tune, a new baby naming trend, Wicked porn, and a daily dilemma about when a stranger rings your doorbell. Timestamps: 0:17: Intro 12:28: Icebreaker 19:32: Brianna Chickenfry & Zach Bryan 31:23: Forgotten child 39:56: Baby name trend 46:52: Wicked.com & Mattel 49:5...

Calling about the election, what else?

Calling about listening to each other’s recommendations, our weekend recap, being dumb and lucky, the importance of birth order, Liam Payne, the dark side of fame, the election and the economy, and a Daily Dilemma about keeping secrets from your significant others.  0:00: Weekend update: Dunkalattes and tea rooms 19:37: Icebreaker! 25:51: Study on firstborn children 31:39: Liam Payne 38:49: Electi...

Calling about an exhilarating new sweepstakes, Florida and its hurricanes, the ethics of zoos, when fish die, beautiful college campuses, Johnna’s new memoir- G.A.Y., how much we know (or care?) about Elvis, the polls and the presidential race, and a Daily Dilemma that has us debating what to do when you have to leave your breastfed baby at home but you need to take your boob with you.  0:17: FL t...

Calling about scammy sales, an officer of the law vs. a measly little liar, fantasy strip malls, Ariana Grande, genuinely feeling neutral about people, Hoda leaving Today, the Dowager Countess, and a daily dilemma about how much of a say parents should have in schools.  0:17: Old Navy 7:42: Traffic stops 15:38: Karen Reade 22:13: Icebreaker 30:22: Connecting with people 43:27: Hoda leaving Today 4...

Calling about old DJs, sports betting, red flags at home, the Diddy of it all, North Carolina’s GOP Nominee Mark Robinson, Hayden Panetierre being exhausted, and a dilemma about taking the high road.  Timestamps: 0:17: Weekend update 19:57: Icebreaker 24:43: Diddy arrest 30:35: Mark Robinson scandal 36:46: Hayden Panettiere 40:55: Janet Jackson 42:46: Daily dilemma!

Calling about apple picking in the summer, sheep vs. lambs, when your kids’ hobbies don’t align with your interests, a formal statement from the ICAC, why The Bear is winning awards as a comedy, and a daily dilemma that has us asking who should be the one to move out.  Timestamps 0:17: Weekend update 16:37: Icebreaker 23:17: Dave Grohl 29:47: AI in healthcare 36:50: Emmys roundup 43:12: Taylor and...

We’re back!!!!!! And we’re calling to catch-up and talk about rescuing dogs, sweating at weddings, backseat drivers, gun laws and IQs, and a daily dilemma on kids and their boundaries. 

Calling about high school run-ins, getting places early, America’s crazy uncle, It Ends with Us fuss, and a daily dilemma that has us wondering if there’s ever a right time to tell someone else’s secret

Calling about travel woes, binging tv shows in the morning, great advice, the Olympics, cats in schools, Joe Rogan, bad news for millennials, and an etiquette-themed daily dilemma!
 
 Timestamps 0:20: Travel woes and TV watches 15:23: Icebreaker 20:26: Olympics! 41:01: Joe Rogan special 44:48: Increased cancer rate study 47:49: Daily dilemma

Calling about the self-importance of smoke detectors, the pressure of having good taste, our scammy summer, the case of JD Vance v. Jennifer Aniston, Ballerina (Prison) Farm, and a dilemma that has us talking about people who don’t make friendships a priority.  Timestamps: 00:19: Weekend update ft. fire alarms 20:49: NOOM & scammers 32:12: JD Vance comments 38:40: Ballerina Farm 55:24: Daily d...