Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast

As they re-cap season 2 episode 21, "Breaking The Code" Hayley and Ashley almost have the fight that ends the podcast over the most divisive prop in all of PLL lore: the goddamn lasagne box. They also lament for their boy Toburky to return from his long ass drive, yell at Big Button Bitch Ezra and get mad that Wren is so bloody HOT when we all know he is a law breaking pedo, UGH. You can also WATC...

The girls are RAMPING UP to the end of season 2 as they re-cap episode 20 "CTRL:A". Ashley and Hayley are thrilled that Byron is BACK, annoyed about the Sharks Party (or as they're affectionately referring to it, the Sharty) and go deep into the lore of "Big Titty Prue". Also, Caleb and his Barch give us a sexy password moment, go off techno toy boy! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An...

After a brief break, the girls are BACK covering season 2 episode 19 "The Naked Truth". Ashley and Hayley make a firm stance that they would like Caleb and Mrs. Marin to eat their barches, talk brown belts (poo and wee, obviously) and remain absolutely disgusted by Aria's fashion choices (this time with her neon yellow shoes and jewellery, YUCK). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adul...

As they cover the final 3 episodes of PLL: Original Sin, Ashley and Hayley praise their king "A" for being an event planner to the stars, come up with the cursed ship for "Wabby" (which they do not support) and say GOODBYE SISTA to this ICONIC spinoff series (For now...?????? We'll see!) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want...

While recapping PLL Original Sin episodes 6 & 7, Ashley and Hayley are thrilled for a girls road trip to Rosewood (even though it's very underwhelming and the Ezra Flop seemingly runs a bookstore there now????), they explore the important recipe to naming a local small town restaurant (fruit + flower + cookware) and start to hone in on theories about who is running around Millwood assaulting i...

Hayley and Ashley are absolutely LOVING the Pretty Little Liars spin-off series "PLL: Original Sin", and as they watch episodes 4 & 5, they take the controversial, kooky approach of being on the side of the pumpkin headed, anti-bullying new 'A'. Ashley puts forward a sad but plausible theory about Tabby's storyline, Hayley gets spooked by all those damn smurfs, and both girls once again SCREAM...

The Pretty Little Liars spin off "PLL Original Sin" is HERE and the girls are already loving it! As they watch the first batch of episodes, Hayley and Ashley take note of the many parallels between the OG series and it's new Millwood doppelgangers, rejoice in the way the absolute predators in the show aren't painted as old hotties, foam at the mouth for the Karen/Kelly evil twin theory and just ge...

As they watch PLL season 2 episode 18 "A Kiss Before Lying", the girls are THRILLED that both hat watch AND chaotic Byron are BACK. Hayley reveals that she's a business bitch who has been trying to get all the PLL faves onto the pod, meanwhile Ashley reads her chaotic speech-to-text notes in a dressing gown while recording from her bed. Also, Aria wears an iconically hideous outfit that looks like...

Join the girls as they girl-along while watching the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin!!!!!!!! They speculate about the tone of the spin-off series, break down their plan to cover the new show and celebrate the continuation of mama culture in the PLLCU (Pretty Little Liars Cinematic Universe) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://w...

While re-watching season 2 episode 17 "The Blond Leading The Blind" of PLL, Ashley and Hayley decide on their next mutual birthday presents for each other, ridicule Spencer for choosing Flop Emily of all people to break up Spoby for her, and ask where the mall from the pilot went? Also, they are very sad to diagnose king Toburky with a brand new disease in which he is patient zero: Toburkulosis (R...

While re-watching season 2 episode 16 of PLL., "Let The Water Hold Me Down", Ashley and Hayley remark on the OBSESSION with the mere concept of lake water at this point in the show. They also decide that Vecna is A (The Duffer Brothers have clearly stolen I. Marlene King's I.P, oop), try to figure out what a "sweater set" is, cheer on the bad bitches Janelle and Mrs. Fulch, and most importantly -...

While recapping PLL season 2 episode 15 "Hot Piece of 'A'", Ash and Hayley reminisce on all things Caleb's barch with a loving prum. They also cringe for their messy king Byron as he stares at Ezra's bed and imagines his daughter getting absolutely LAID in it (woof). This episode sees Emily and Lucas both not understanding how to be on either end of a crisis hotline phone call without absolutely b...

While re-watching the ACTION PACKED episode 14 of season 2 of PLL (“Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares"), Ashley and Hayley OBSESS over the most unhinged and nonsensical jump rope song of all time, that helps them discover their new favourite phrase (applicable to all situations), "sounds like THAT". They also revel in Emily circling the word YES on a chalkboard like she's been possessed, chee...

In a truly unhinged ep of CAA, Hayley and Ashley watch the season 2 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (oooooh, spooky!) "The First Secret" which is set in Ye Olde 2008 (before Ali disappeared). Ash and Hayley agree that Byron Fish Lips Foot-Gomery is more fun and happy when cheating (even if it's obviously immoral), straight up HATE Alison DIE-Laurentis, and by popular demand, HAT WATCH IS BACK! You can also WATC...

As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome you to the (Josie and the Pussycat)Doll era as the pull-string dolls enter Rosewood. Hayley repeatedly refers to Ella as Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery as the girls discuss her ability to be a fantasti...

As they discuss PLL season 2 episode 11 "I Must Confess", Hayley and Ashley marvel in the newest star of Rosewood (and the introduction to the GCU: Grandma Cinematic Universe), Queen Regina Marin (Hanna's Grandma). They ask the vital question, "who is Uncle Roy?" and are excited to yell "Spoby Makeout Truck" in the infamous cadence of "Toby Crash Bike" from episode 4 of Call An Adult. You can also...

After weeks of rest and "real life", Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a recap of season 2 episode 10 of Pretty Little Liars, "Touched By An (A)ngel". They go into the fact that Rosewood high gives of private school vibes even though it must be a public school (right????), the Bing.com paid advertisement conspiracy of 2011, the icon that is "Itsy Bitsy" and THEE massage moment. You can also WATCH th...

While discussing season 2 episode 9 of PLL, "Picture This" Ashley and Hayley discover their taglines as the Real Podcasters of Rosewood, Ashley will not drop a bit about Hayley being a p*do apologist, and they decide that all roads would lead to Rosewood. Also, they work out their official roles in the pod: Hayley is on set dec and Ashley is on plot. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An...

While recapping PLL's season 2 episode 8, "Save The Date', Ashley and Hayley momentarily turn Call An Adult into a Saddle Club podcast, they discuss the politics of suck vs f*ck, marvel in a Haleb prum at Bake House, and definitively decide that the E in EGOT stands for Ella. Oh, and Emily has finally entered her stomach ulcer era as Hanna and Caleb sit in a gutter and watch ginger children eat ic...

As they cover season 2 episode 7, "Surface Tension", Hayley and Ashley discuss all the players attending the Montgomery Swingers Party, Mike's bizarre car door vanity mirror (???) and definitively decide that whether it's true or not, to them, Byron is A. Also Ashley is being compulsively X-rated on this one. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube...

As they cover season 2 episode 6 "Never Letting Go", Pretty Little Liars historians Ashley and Hayley discuss Hanna being "social", the atrocity that is Diet House, Funty Hoe-na and the life of the party, DJ Noel Kahn. Also, Peter Hastings answers the ultimate question... Salty, or sweet? You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Wan...

While recapping season 2 episode 5 "The Devil You Know" Ashley and Hayley discover an exciting new layer of Ashley Marin: she is a Barb!!! There's a Sad Baby Alert with Melissa's unborn child, and Ashley vehemently defends The Goonies. Also, the girls continue to prum at Caleb's barch (only true CAA stans understand this chaotic language). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTu...

As they discuss season 2 episode 4 of PLL, "Blind Dates", Hayley and Ashley fawn over Jason DiLaurentis' bare chested basketball bod, coin the phrase to describe one of Aria's outfits as "jockabilly" and go into the importance of Byron's Double Bez Pancakes (while hypothesising how good it would be if he has his own, in character spin-off cooking show). They would also like to formally apologise f...

Ashley and Hayley are once again joined by Internet Icon Ally (Dally) Sheehan to recap another PLL episode, "My Name Is Trouble". Ally reads some of the A theories from her old PLL fan theory blog ( https://prettylittleconspiracies.tumblr.com/ ) and the girls applaud her commitment as a fan. They all discuss how Tom Marin is a certified FLOP, how Aria is ablest and that Isobel has a very unfortuna...

Ashley and Hayley welcome special guest, YouTuber, content creator and self-identifying Aria stan Ally Sheehan onto the podcast to re-cap season 2 episode 2, "The Goodbye Look". In this episode, many a jean is creamed while Jason is being hot in general, there is yet ANOTHER unrealistically public make out between Aria and Ezra, and Alison coins the iconic phrase "Japanese Cartoon Porn Book" (whic...