Cake Check

The gang makes some unlikely allies in their journey to stop the storm. Contains: beb check, k-pop boys, shitting someone else’s pants, stone critters, and much more!

While trying to shut down the magical storm, the gang ventures through Aquallor, meets some old friends, and once again goes off the rails along the way. Contains: oui men, vampire periods, diaries of a teenage pirate, True Pisser, the docking battlepass, and much more!

The gang sets off on their nautical adventure to stop the giant storm ravaging the realm of Aquallor, and they sort of get lost in the sauce along the way. Contains: crabs to-go, kind of a general weird energy, riddles three, a craving for cutlasses, running from conflict, subsequently getting trapped in a conflict, and much more!

The gang takes it easy by grabbing some tension-filled açaí bowls and designing their sweet new apartments before they head out on their next big adventure. Contains: weremeat, secret shoe sniffing, a German Shepherd Macklemore Coat, shark basement, vampire stepdad, and much more!

The gang tempts fate, and it goes very, very wrong. Contains: an evil twin, a fateful card pull, high elfbars, Bowl Your Dick Off, room X, and much more!

The gang finally puts a stop to the record that’s taken over the city as they squabble with some radio station goons. Contains: involuntary webbing, DJ Jackin Off, an emotional support soft boy, accidental Smooth Craig abandonment, and much more!

The gang infiltrates a local radio station to stop a looping song and saving the city from the wave of uncontrollable krumping. A club banger is born.  Contains: the Amulet of Boneless Wings, Bane or Boon, a sweet sensitive boy, getting woke for pussy, freaking it sensitive-style, and much more!

The gang finally reaches the end of their journey through Arvandor and comes face-to-face with the big bad. Contains: un-pissing pants, gnawing on it, illiterates united, Mordabella finally getting some tail, and much more!

The D.I.C.K.S. head up the mountain to track down the missing boys, and they get much closer to figuring out what’s really going on with the shadow monster guys. Contains: irl jello shots, epic snowboarding, imaginary kickflips, an Italian creeper, a very sleepy kobold, and much more!

The gang continues their harrowing journey into the exceedingly creepy realm of Arborea, fighting some stuff and meeting some wacky new characters along the way. Contains: Justin Bieber covers, rabies check, general impatience, flopping around on the floor, a prank gone very wrong, and much more! 

The gang sets out on their new mission to a creepy new realm in search of a relic that's blotting out the sun and wreaking all sorts of havoc. Contains: grab-and-go breakfast, winter coat shopping, doing an Alan Wake, the Dick Twizzler, bird viscera, and much more!

The gang goes clubbing! And also they get a new mission from Grimbo, but that’s definitely not the priority yet. Who will bone down this time? Contains: a little mustard on that ball, remedial sex ed, DIY dental dams, skanking it to Limp Bizkit, a furry-scaley crossover, and much more!

The IKREA saga finally comes to an end as the gang gets ready to take down the mimic final boss and embark on a new quest. Contains: forklift lesbians, bathtub theft logistics, the big bad, victorious honking, magical undies, and much more!

The gang continues their trek through the mimic-overrun IKREA, making some unlikely allies and preparing for the big final confrontation. Contains: mid-life zoomies, recreational IKEA nudity, mimic fondling, evil djungelskog, freezer fighting, and much more!

The gang trudges through their first-ever dungeon at the local IKREA, fighting off a throng of furniture-turned-mimics to track down the source of it all.  Contains: coffee table piss, so much combat, Taki hand, player torture, near-death slumber party games, and much more!

The gang enjoys their weird gross tacos before getting stuck on their search for the Melder’s original owner, and subsequently taking on a new job that sends them to the local IKREA. Contains: Fantacialis, a wild swan chase, bar biking, the Takis Experience, and much more!

The gang battles through the garden gnome onslaught before discovering the source of the magical disturbance, and chasing down a zesty new lead. Contains: gnome pebbles, an evil swan, the facsimile of a lovely southern woman, chicken nuggie tacos with honey mussie, and much more!

After a nutritious hungover breakfast, the Coworkers™ embark on a new mission to save a flower shop turned evil. Contains: Joust Egg, toothbrush sharing, some light B&E, gun fever, a garden gnome massacre, and much more!

The gang celebrates their first successful quest with a trip to Slut Express™ and Mordabella’s favorite club. Will they smush on any fly honeys or go home alone? Contains: child bullying, dressing to impress, our little buddy (pictured), juicehead gorillas, grenades, meatball guidettes, and much more!

The gang leads an all-out assault on the Owlbears to retake the museum and save their new wax friends. Contains: a pirate ship tank, so many NPCs, dive tackling, Owlbear neutering, cowgirl thirsting, and so much more!

The gang continues their journey through the museum and recruits some unlikely allies to help them take down the Owlbears. Contains: the Penguin Spin, Jimmy Boomjib, nipple talk, too much yes-and, Tabaxi: Origins, and much more!

The gang embarks on their first big mission - to track down a mysterious artifact that’s brought a whole museum back to life, and stop a gang of reanimated owlbears from running wild on the city. Contains: gun shopping, scootists, magic bullets, old west hostage negotiations, high seas hijacking, and much more!

The gang completes their initiation into Grimbo's ultra-exclusive task force, and they prepare to take off on some zany new adventures. Contains: sneaky creepin, a scorpion-stinging little dragon, a book heist, across the map no-scoping, sweet new phones, and much more!

Welcome to Season 3! In this episode, we meet our all-new cast of characters and they immediately get thrown into a cataclysmic event that changes everything. Contains: bad cell service, angels everywhere, free muffins, a doomsday PowerPoint, mystery pills and much more!

In this episode, the gang finally manages to track down the missing ring, and they close out their Candlenights festivities with a bang.  Contains: terminator baby, Jason Bourne disease, accidental viagra, ex-Voltron, and much more!