Cahn Solo

All aboard the Toxic Gossip Train! The boys talk about the weirdness that has been 2023 and we’re barely halfway done! If you want to know what the Grimace milkshake trend is, who Colleen Ballinger is, and watch 52 minutes of Sam with a mustache, you’re in the right place, baby! Toot tooooooot! PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www...

Stubacca takes the wheel (mic) this week. Join him as he takes a very short, not at all dangerous dive into the Titan story currently unfolding. Who, what, where, when, why, and a little blink-182 as well. PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/cahnsolopod instagram (sam):  https://www.instagram.com/samcahnruns instagr...

The king has returned! The boys do a crash course on the legend of Jake Novak, talk bullying, and his triumphant return. Sam deals with scammers in an unconventional way, rant about shrinkflation, and getting a professional shave. As usual, a mixed bag of topics that don’t tie into anything at all. Enjoy! PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram: ...

Let’s have a panic attack! The grizzly duo discuss Sam’s recent panic attack and go over some tips and techniques to ride them out. If you ever wanted to know what a Bar Mitzvah is and how to get out of a group project, this is the episode for you.   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/cahnsolopod instagram (sam): ...

Sam decides to stop being so negative all the time and focus on the positive things in life. A little eczema flare up leaves this episode shorter than usual—the boys discuss the best/worst comment Sam ever received online, when it’s okay to spoil TV shows, why Succession was so good, and more! Involuntarily wink those fudge buttons, it’s a fun one!   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   F...

Please be nice and decent to each other.   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/cahnsolopod instagram (sam):  https://www.instagram.com/samcahnruns instagram (stu):  https://www.instagram.com/stubaccathebear sam’s youtube: https://www.youtube.com/samcahnruns spotify:  https://open.spotify.com/show/5hbx04wUB9zGtDIruzJ...

The boys go down the running streak journey Sam started back in 2012 that finally has an end in sight. Sam goes into why he started, what’s happened along the way, and where he is today. If you hate running, this story will only make you hate it more; if you love running, this story will possibly make you hate it. Enjoy, and don’t run down any canyons!   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo...

Testing testing…1, 2…okay hi. Hate to call this a “filler” episode, but that’s exactly what it is. Sam’s superstition gets the best of him, the boys try out something new on the show for quality purposes, and read a trio of AITA. We’ve got cons, crying, and couches that get puked on, all here on the Cahn Solo podcast! Thanks to the PATRONS on PATREON!!   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo...

Apologies in advance for this one. The boys celebrate Star Wars Day with a little “Smash or Pass”, with Sam attempting to guess the names of some beloved characters as well. It gets a little graphic, but hey, it happens sometimes. You’ll never look at Jar Jar Binks the same again.   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www.instagram.c...

Sam finds his journal from 1996 and relives some amazing times in his life. Sam has a cleaning mishap, praises his awesome sister, talks about the POTUS (the band, not the old guy), and dives into his journal where 10 year old Sam gives advice, falsely accuses a man of a terrorist attack, and experiences Universal Studios. It’s a fun episode, so grab your beanbag chair and get comfy! New chair for...

Like the intro? Thanks, it took us 4 months to get around to doing! The boys talk about the origins of 4/20, Sam's first time enjoying the Devil's lettuce, read an article about the worst girlfriend a man could ask for while going through cancer treatments, and Sam decides to run a marathon.   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  http...

Rooooooar! Stu takes over this week’s episode so Sam can relax and watch some Rocky 2. Join in for some AITA. That’s it. Easy day. Like when your teacher was out and the substitute put on a movie…But if the substitute was a bear.   PATREON!!  https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo   Follow us elsewhere if you want:   instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/cahnsolopod instagram (sam):  https://www.instagr...

Get yer trucks n’ crank some Kid Rock, baby! We’re boycottin’! Sam and Stu break down the silly theatrics of angry fellas over some advertising with Bud Light, plan out a possible introduction for next week, and discuss the all time worst wedding vows the world has ever known. Grab a tall boy (not Bud Light!) and relax with your favorite human/teddy bear duo!       PATREON!! https://www.patreon.co...

April Fool’s! Sam and Stu read some stories from you intelligent, kind, funny, amazing, perfect listeners about the most memorable birthdays you’ve experienced! Don’t know what a LAN party is? Want to watch Sam almost cry 5 times in one story? Grab some cake and listen to tales of an arrest, mistaken identity, a hate cake, and the worst birthday Sam ever had. PATREON!! https://www.patreon.com/Cahn...

Ever wondered why Sam’s always holding a chapstick in his hand? Well wonder no more! The boys talk about Sam’s bad dermatologist, the launch of their Patreon (only $3,000 a month), and do some AITA on Reddit—including a baby who ruined a wedding! Enjoy this last episode with Sam as a 36 year old! PATREON!! https://www.patreon.com/CahnSolo Follow us elsewhere if you want: instagram: https://www.ins...

March 18th marks the anniversary of the death of Stu (don’t worry, it’s just Sam’s dad!) so Sam and Stu talk about some funny moments from Sam’s childhood. Fighting traffic tickets, watching out for a murderer on the loose, saving a jogger’s life, and getting a grocery store to pay him money for shopping, Stu Cahn was a man like no other.

Hey duuuuuude! Sam manages to bomb a eulogy over the weekend and may or may not have microphone PTSD because of it. The boys take a dive into Reddit and manage to find four of the worst people imaginable, which reminds Sam he’s maybe not so bad afterall. If you love cake and want to learn a new word or two, you’ve come to the right place.

Sam and Stu are uncut, unedited, UNCENSORED! Experimental episode where we try to record in one take to minimalize editing because Sam doesn’t like editing (spoiler: the boys had to make a few cuts unfortunately). Sam gives up TikTok, talks about submechanophobia, and why the Titanic and the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart’s plane keep him up at night.

The boys are rebranding! Technically there was never a brand in the first place though, but whatever! Sam and Stu peruse a blog about podcast ideas, Sam has a meltdown over his new haircut and inability to put lids on bottles, and yearns for human interaction.

Our close friend Fernando drops by to talk to the boys about the good old Vine days and how he met Sam in a tree. From there, the duo had quite an adventure! Sam steals a shopping cart, sneaks into his school on a weekend, takes his shirt off, and learns the power of the internet with a little help from some little friends. He truly did it for Vine.

We're back! Sorry! Sam and Stu question why so many people enjoy having movies and TV shows spoiled for themselves and definitely don't attack Marvel fans. Sam has a lump that is "probably not cancer" and discusses the fun process of seeing doctors, and gives a little pep-talk about not quitting things in life. Stu predicts the Super Bowl score so make sure you get in on that action.

Episode 10! The boys talk about the phenomenon of famous people (cough cough Justin Roiland and Chris D’Elia) who talk to minors and why their fans are cool with it! Sam gets annoyed at constant sounds and Microsoft Word, followed up by some AITA fun, where he gets annoyed once again.

Boo! Ha ha, gotcha! The boys talk about some scary encounters Sam had as a child that definitely didn’t cause him to pee his pants. Why would you even think that? Grab some hot cocoa, cozy up with a blanket, and turn out the lights for three spooky tales that will leave you utterly horrified! Just kidding you’ll probably laugh.

Sam talks about how he became a professional model and TV star a week after making a Twitter account and how he tried to take Amber Rose out for a burger. The boys discuss reality TV a little and Sam’s 60,000 photos he has on his phone.

The boys talk about the afterlife and Sam's fear of eternity. Sam discusses his highly probably ADHD and recounts a hospital scare that triggered his hypochondria. New sponsor this week as the previous one dropped us! Thanks again to those who helped me last week, and special thanks to Dave!